Replying to SPIDERS

im sitting at my desk writing a paper when all of a sudden in the corner of my eye i see a spider crawling on my cieling...so i look up at it and its pretty big like the size of a quarter and all nasty and skinny and lanky and shit looking. so im like aight ill give it five minutes so i can finish this paragraph but ill keep my eye on it so i make sure it doesnt go anywhere. the 5 minutes pass and he didnt go anywhere so i push my chair over so i can get up there to squish him and all of a sudden the same exact kind of spider scurries right above me and next to him...NOW THERES TWO OF THOSE THINGS and i get freaked out big time by them. so i almost shit my pants and fall off the chair and im not about to go about my business and let these things take over my room. so i grab a couple tissues and go to smush the first one...got him without a problem but i splatterd him on my wall pretty bad. so i go to the second one...right as im about to hit he fuckin runs, scares the shit out of me and i almost fell again...so i wait for him to stop and fuckin smash that thing and his juices go all over my wall and some hit my hand, it was so nastyy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
so now i think i have a spider problem in my room and i cant stand having to keep looking out for more of them