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Sex Ed Questions...

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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




*Something Meaningful*

*Sorry For My Actions In Advance*
Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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ILOVE2SKI
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Oh and today a Junior asked a teacher if he had ever heard of Anal beads and the teacher just laughed and then she said "Oh someone said someone belt looked like the balls on it were anal beads." That was pretty funny.
Oct 6 2005 10:25PM
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bmxican_89
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not really sex ed but it was close enough. in biology we were looking at cheek cells in a microscope and some girls scraped her mouth to get the cells and when they looked at it in the microscope there was sperm cells in it. funny shit.
Oct 6 2005 11:22PM
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Bloom.
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as a joke i asked why girls sit down when they pee
Oct 7 2005 12:07AM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3540 - Karma: 13,300
this girl in my grade didn't know there was a nut sack so she thought two balls just dangled seperately and were attached by string
Oct 7 2005 12:14AM
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fizzlefry
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haha
Oct 7 2005 12:20AM
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hippie_cat
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well i just know tons of useless shit.
plus i do bio & we had to know stuff like this for unit 5: human physiology.
Oct 7 2005 10:40AM
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FERREZZ
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bahahahahahaha
Oct 7 2005 10:42AM
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d-loc
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well i could see someone saying that at a young age... i mean a girl pee's out a different hole than you fuck her in, and eat her out.
Oct 7 2005 10:50AM
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k-fay
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so back in 5th grade when you get the little books that are like "always changing" or something like that, this kid was reading the boy version and he asked "what is a penn-iss?" he thought penis was said "penn- isss."
Oct 7 2005 10:59AM
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PEski000
Posts: 147 - Karma: 13
in fifth grade a kid told our teacher that his sister gave him a blow job... and she said im sure you dont even know what that is... and he goes... she was sucking on my penis... fucked up
Oct 7 2005 7:03PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
DUDE SO IS MINE!
Oct 7 2005 7:03PM
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Ski-hobo
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THE BEST!!!
Oct 7 2005 7:05PM
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JONNYZ
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scrotum scrotum scrotum is a sack of skin srotum scrotum scrotum keeps the testicles in. its the scrotum song we had to learn in fifth grade
Oct 7 2005 7:32PM
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jibjim
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We do it with are hands, our hearts, and our body parts (a grade 7 teacher describing sex with her hisband. SHe was the ugliest person you'll ever meet)
Oct 7 2005 9:12PM
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matt13ischof
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Once a guy asked if he could use WD-40 for lubercint
Oct 9 2005 7:21PM
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ATLskier
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so fucked up

^nice first post to the person above me.
Oct 9 2005 8:07PM
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stylinfaller
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^shit thats wrong
Oct 22 2005 4:37AM
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almostaskier
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thats why it was a joke.
Oct 22 2005 4:52AM
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Myke
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DONNIE DARKO!!!!
Oct 22 2005 10:52AM
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Myke
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nechropheliac
Oct 22 2005 10:57AM
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Lefroy
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that's from a movie... funniest thing ever.
Oct 22 2005 11:06AM
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coolsexslave
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I have a billion questions what is a sex slave what is a penis how to you cum is the pussy only on rich girls can you have sex with cats do rich guys a pussys can sex be enjoyed through your grandma can religious people lick the magic pot can i have sex with other pussys where can you buy a penis and how do you stick your penis up your but

if your wondering how i got my name i thought it sounded silly when i read it off my friends dad IM name heheheheheheheheh
Nov 1 2005 7:38PM
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ATLskier
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^nice job alias
Nov 1 2005 8:08PM
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SBP
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excuse me miss?.... if you have genital worts and crabs at the same time, do the crabs ever get hungry and eat all the worts and then your just stuck with some really big crabs?
Nov 1 2005 8:45PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
I am very proud of myself at this moment, let me revel in my own glory *moment of glory*
Nov 30 2005 8:25PM
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zepscratch
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in 7th grade this wiseass kid was pissing the teacher off so he was like what are testicles used for and the kid said to put in women. he wasnt very smart either.
Nov 30 2005 10:03PM
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wskibum176
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what a great thread
Nov 30 2005 10:23PM
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III
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My HS sex ed teacher was also the gym teacher, shes a lesbian. One day she brought in this model of a penis that a bunch of kids (girls) were touching, and the yearbook teacher walks in asking if he can take a picture.
Nov 30 2005 10:46PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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we had some kid pass out in sex ed in seventh grade when they were showing us pictures of anatomy. thne this year(sophmore year) we had a girl pass out twice, once while we were talking about stds, then another time when this transexual came in to talk to us about her surgery and shit and she was describing to go from male to female and female to mail and the same girl who passed out before passed out again, and our teacher was like, ok everyone get out of the room and my friend dashes by me and out the door and runs to the bathroom and throws up and my other friend wanderes into another classroom and passes out there
Nov 30 2005 10:47PM
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