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Sex Ed Questions...

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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




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*Sorry For My Actions In Advance*
Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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Sashac
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wellll, i never had sex ed like that. shitty.
Oct 5 2005 12:49AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
ITs crazy how nuns and mormons and shit are all like, sex will send you straight to hell or, youll go blind, or your penis will turn into steaming ash that will let loose a scream from the bowels of hell and shatter your soul. damn i hate my mom.
Oct 5 2005 12:56AM
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Sashac
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hahaha ive never heard that one. what does your mom say happens to girls if they hve sex?
Oct 5 2005 12:58AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
yeah. its crazy. me no believey
Oct 5 2005 1:00AM
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rockymountainmilitia
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so you were a mega slut back then hey. have things changed? if not pmessage me you dirty girl.
Oct 5 2005 1:15AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
i;ll give you a shiny nickel to give heeeaaddddd......
Oct 5 2005 1:34AM
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1-pippin
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in 6th grade i asked the teacher if i could fuck her in her old pussy and she said yes because im soooo hot, so we fucked alot after school.
Oct 5 2005 1:41AM
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Nico
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there was always teh classic "whats a blow job" or one time a kid asked "how come porn stars have somuch sex all of the time"
Oct 5 2005 9:42AM
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t-mack101
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or the one kid who would always laugh when he saw a penis or pussy in the book
Oct 5 2005 9:45AM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
that was like halm the class at my school
Oct 5 2005 9:53AM
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JAYTRON
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all i remember is talking about gay lions and vibrators
Oct 5 2005 10:33AM
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miss_hevern87
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we argued about who was farther along in puberty. i think it was this trashy girl natasha who ended up winning, at least, she had a kid when she was 16 so that must say somethin for sexual maturity.
Oct 5 2005 11:45AM
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a-g-b
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ask how big his dink is
Oct 5 2005 12:04PM
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FERREZZ
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well the new school year is off, so lets hear some new stories boys and girls
Oct 5 2005 12:17PM
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johanblaze
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i wrote "do girls have sperm?" on my piece of paper, folded it up and put it in the box. when the teacher read it out loud... everyone looked at me. somehow they knew damnit.
Oct 5 2005 1:48PM
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freestyleskiin
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very funny thread..
I asked my gym teacher (who was teaching sex ed) what is the second hole and he just started telling us his sex stories...it was pretty funny at the time
Oct 5 2005 1:55PM
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*Fujative*
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hahahahaha thats aweosme
Oct 5 2005 2:57PM
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japanada
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damn my school sucked, we never had these great questions.
Oct 5 2005 3:04PM
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Jake...
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sex ed class is the shitt you get to watch cartoons doing it
Oct 5 2005 3:05PM
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zmanalex
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My health teacher showed us how to put on a condom using a "model penis" in 7th grade. Looking back, that shit was just a dildo.
Oct 5 2005 3:28PM
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johanblaze
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hahahaha. there was a sex ed lady that came in to talk to us for a day to demonstrate the use of condoms. after she was done flopping the dildo around and left, the teacher told us that the year before she pulled it over her head to show how durable they were, and that "your penis is too big" is no excuse for not wearing a condom.
Oct 5 2005 3:30PM
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zmanalex
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Fucking classic. I love this thread.
Oct 5 2005 3:33PM
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FERREZZ
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ya some lady came to our school and said the same thing but put the condom over her leg
Oct 5 2005 4:30PM
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ryan.c
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yeah my teacher stretched it over his head
Oct 5 2005 4:41PM
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PHNMdesign
Posts: 731 - Karma: 68
this guy should have a sex ed class haha


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bonerized.html
Oct 5 2005 5:32PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
"I had a wet dream last night, and i woke up startled. It was like someone poured a litre of yougurt all over my stomach and legs. Is this normal"
Oct 5 2005 6:42PM
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BigJew
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A girl asked: What are round things things that I saw on my brother when he was naked.
Oct 5 2005 7:05PM
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cLyOnS_45
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My freshmen year we had the BOX of course and I asked stuff like is it normal if i shoot my load 8-10 feet and stuff.
Oct 5 2005 7:53PM
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freeskisquaw
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What is feces? That is classic.
Oct 5 2005 8:02PM
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mski
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why do you think they have such big pants.
Oct 5 2005 8:24PM
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robbieA
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GROSSEST THING EVER....we asked wut happens if a girl has too much anal sex....and the teacher was like well what can happen is the anus stretches to a point where the female cant hold in her feces any longer, the term is anal seepage
Oct 5 2005 9:18PM
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fizzlefry
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ohh sick dude. anal seepage. haha
Oct 5 2005 9:52PM
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AwR
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anal sepage, im sure theres girls at my school that have that
Oct 5 2005 9:59PM
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hippie_cat
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actually you cant get anal seepage just from butt sex, all the muscles in your butthole are pretty damn strong & flexible.
Oct 6 2005 11:13AM
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Jacob_W
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^you know eh
Oct 6 2005 3:34PM
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casualfiasco
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
Oct 6 2005 6:13PM
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casualfiasco
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 6 2005 6:15PM
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casualfiasco
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Never mind what i said erlier that is the funniest thing ive ever heard
Oct 6 2005 6:19PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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hahaha in 5th grade the teacher said a boner happens when blood collects down there, and some kid asked, "if i have a boner should i poke it with needles to drain the blood out?" he was dead serious too
Oct 6 2005 6:26PM
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hamburger
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May 1 2005
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Quote Reply tom petty

Oh man. Hahaha
Oct 6 2005 6:42PM
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hamburger
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
One time they were passing the good old unaimous questions box around and i couldnt resist but ask "What are the heath benifits of masterbation?" and the lady actually answered!
Oct 6 2005 6:44PM
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casualfiasco
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keep them coming
Oct 6 2005 7:07PM
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Ski-hobo
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ah yes, return of one of the greatest threads in NS history.
Oct 6 2005 7:10PM
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tBatt
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bump

i askd my teacher why guys couldnt have babys and if there was a such thing as gay lions
Oct 6 2005 7:28PM
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casualfiasco
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This year in my class, the teacher was showing us how to put a condom on a bannana, when she slipped and broke the projector.

Our whole class laughed for the last 4 minutes of class.
Oct 6 2005 8:13PM
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freeskisquaw
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That's great, some kid in my class asked if you put candy in a girl when you're eating her out, can you still get herpes?
Oct 6 2005 9:52PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
My Health & Sex Ed teacher was 250LBS and Lesbian... does anyone else see the irony in that?
Oct 6 2005 9:55PM
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highfive
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Oh yea, and someone asked what a dildo looked like and the same 250LB teacher busted out her little handy-dandy tool box with the biggest collection of sextoys I had ever seen. She had at least 10-20 different dildos, some small and yellow, some big and black, and some with double sides. Which led to a girl asking if there was such a thing as a quadildo. (4 sided dildo)...

Also, she un-did these flavored condoms and let everyone in the class taste it if they wanted... That was seriously gay. I'm glad I didn't lick that shit... of course all the girls in the class gave it a good lick or two. I think it was strawberry flavored...

On the first day of class she asked us to give as many names as possible for vagina and penis... there was crazy shit like:

the gates of heaven (vagina)
taco bell drive thru(vagina)
hotdog
hotdog buns...
etc. etc. etc... just about everything you would expect in a 7th/8th grade sex ed class.
Oct 6 2005 10:07PM
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robbieA
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i have a young hippie for a teacher this year an she tells us to look at ourselves in the mirror, she also thinks vagina sounds to gross so she wants it to be called a flower
Oct 6 2005 10:07PM
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ILOVE2SKI
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Okay back in like the seventh grade, the grades hottest girl asks if sperm really comes out of the same spot as pee. She was serious too. You should have seen the look on her face when she found out ;)
Oct 6 2005 10:24PM
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