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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




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Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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LostCarKeys
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Some kid asked is it wrong to get off by having someone put their dick in your ear... the teacher was like "Yes, that is very... very wrong..."




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Aug 30 2005 10:45AM
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n.i.c.k.
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some kid asked if it hurt to get squirted in the eye with cum

peter, those are cheerios
Aug 30 2005 11:51AM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
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My junior year this retarted girl asked what is the differnce between anal and oral sex. I about died laughing

Aug 30 2005 12:03PM
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TheTomster22
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That's not that funny....Queer

Aug 30 2005 12:15PM
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freeskisquaw
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Who the fuck are you dude. STFU!


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Aug 30 2005 12:15PM
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TheTomster22
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Stfu?

What are you playing c-s or something asian?

bite me

Aug 30 2005 12:16PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,724
shit, that is funny



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Aug 30 2005 12:16PM
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n.i.c.k.
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oh shit!! haha

peter, those are cheerios
Aug 30 2005 1:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
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When i was in like grade 8 or 9 we had Sex Ed, and the sex ed teacher was explaining how to put a condom on and said that they never break, and this one kid was like yes they do, and the teacher was like no they usually never break, the kid was liek well, you better ask my parents about that, cause i'm proof that they break.

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Aug 30 2005 2:04PM
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M+M
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som ekid got payed to ask if a girl is sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she chokes what do you do? years ago in 5th grade

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liberty skis
Aug 30 2005 2:27PM
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nilzlet
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"so do you put the condom over your balls too?"
6th grade.

Aug 30 2005 4:32PM
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gmack24
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you're still venturing for an answer to that question

Aug 30 2005 4:34PM
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skierman_number1
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Psht, don't doubt that for a second.

Aug 30 2005 7:42PM
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M+M
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hahahah^^^

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liberty skis
Aug 30 2005 8:20PM
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jibij_steve
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
a girl in my class asked what a cherrie is

Levi's pick up line which failed miserably but still funny: "Hi, I look like Ron Weesley, we should mate"
Aug 30 2005 8:37PM
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twix_182
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in 7th someone asked "how come you get a boner even when you're not thinking of a girl?"

taht's pretty much it, except i think a teacher was there that did health back then that was wanking off in the classroom while it was locked. i only heard that from sum1 though, they said they heard groaning. probably looking at one of those anatomy books or the middle school class pictures, who knows.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 30 2005 8:46PM
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7X
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in health class we had a disscussion about what we are going to
do when we get older. one girl said she loves animals and thats what
she wanted to do(veterinarian). one kid shouts out ewwww you want
to have sex with animals.

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Aug 30 2005 8:58PM
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7X
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dont let this forum die! its too amazing

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Aug 30 2005 9:10PM
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M+M
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i bet she likes little mokey dicks

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liberty skis
Aug 30 2005 9:23PM
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gmack24
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someone asked if a girl can get pregnant by swallowing hah

Aug 30 2005 11:08PM
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Stryken
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good question, but I would also like to know how her post had any kind of input to this thread.

A guy in my class who had a very religious upbringing (and turned out to be gay) still believed in 7th grade what his parents had told him, that if a girl prays to god for a baby, she will become pregnant. As soon as he said that, this girl in our class looks up at the ceiling and starts going OH GOD! I WISH.... and he started FLIPPING out and screaming NO!! STOP STEPH YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOTHER!!!!

that was kinda ridiculous....

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Aug 30 2005 11:26PM
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Treestman
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hahahaha^

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Aug 30 2005 11:35PM
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jsg
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"y cant u get mc-nuggets at A&W?"

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Aug 30 2005 11:36PM
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FERREZZ
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hahahaha

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Aug 30 2005 11:44PM
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SteezePatrol
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funny scenerio....some kid got in an argument with the teacher about how a girl COULD get pregnant by swallowing....idiot

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Aug 30 2005 11:47PM
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Dirty_Ape
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my mate asked if you hold your forskin closed when you cum will your penis explode when we were in year 10 and the teacher thought he was serious n asked to speak to him after class


Aug 31 2005 3:17AM
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cdnskigirl89
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haha, r teacher wouldn't tell us what a rainbow kiss was cause we were to young but some slut in our class did tho

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Aug 31 2005 7:25AM
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XSask_FreeskierX
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she must be

Sep 10 2005 12:49PM
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Andy-Fair
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in 7th grade this boy in my class asked if boys could get pregnant. The teacher said no and the kid almost started crying and started arguing with the teacher.

Sep 10 2005 4:08PM
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timmi
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my favourit is the pubic hair one!!! gold

my couzin asked why everytime his dad stayed up late the couch got sticky

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Sep 10 2005 5:03PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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someone asked my principal in 6th grade health class how many penis's can fit in a pussy, hahah he had no idea what to say

Sep 10 2005 5:05PM
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kickum
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one kid in my class proclaimed "Girls have rectums too?"

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
Sep 10 2005 6:07PM
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Ruski
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9th grade- we passed around a squishy dildo feeling for testi cancer
10th grade health we learned how to put condoms on bananas funniest/most awkward class ever

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Sep 10 2005 6:11PM
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freestyler540
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My teacher never touched a condom during the examples.She was nun.Damn old fat ass nun



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Sep 10 2005 6:16PM
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espen^R
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Only this guy could ever ask this kinda stupid question

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Sep 10 2005 6:32PM
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bermbuster49
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this isnt health related but in math class we randomly wrote questions on cards without our name, and my friend asked the blonde teacher (okay for a teacher) if she was horny, and then later she was helping someone next to him and he acted like he was going to slap her but, so then he put his hand like at her ass and she turned around and went "MIKE NO..." , everyone was dying hahah


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Sep 10 2005 7:08PM
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ryan.c
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^hahaha id feel so embarrased if my teacher caught me doing that

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Sep 10 2005 8:41PM
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TheWorst
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how much is too much

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Sep 10 2005 8:42PM
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table_top08
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haha i loved that we asked the teacher if he haad ever jacked off. he got all uncomfortable reading it but didnt answer

Sep 10 2005 9:33PM
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pedmiqueo
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back in 9th grade this girl took her bloody kotex out of her pannies and slapped it in my teachers face. It was just a joke but my teacher got so mad and got the pricipal. This girl got expelled and was so embarased becuase dude that is just gross.

Sep 10 2005 10:30PM
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hippie_cat
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one sex ed class had to learn to do the condom thing with rolled up newspaper between their legs in the dark- that was fucked.

one of the teachers plays the same prank every year tho, she asks for a volunteer and as he walks towards the front, she breaks out a par of rubber gloves and says "prostate cancer is a very serious condition..." with like a demonic smile on her face.

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Sep 11 2005 1:34AM
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AwR
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bump.... this thread is just too funny to leave alone
Oct 4 2005 10:24PM
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agree.this
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one girl in my class asked if you could get pregnant from eating sperm then looked disappointed when the teacher said no. ha.
Oct 4 2005 10:32PM
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STAUSS
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AAAAAHAHHAHA what the fcuuukkk

i want someone to ask what a rim job is but i dont think i will see it.
Oct 4 2005 10:56PM
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ghettoprep
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back in 7th grade we had an annonomis question box where all the usual questions got asked, then we got kind of personal and asked the teacher if she was pregnant, she got soo pissed cause she wasnt
Oct 4 2005 11:27PM
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Kendo
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last year in my health class we were talkin about clit peircings and shaving pubic hair and some kid was sayin how he would shave his pubes if a girl really wanted him to and the teacher said "dont slip with the razor or you might make your dick even smaller than it is now"...the kid stopped talking after that
Oct 4 2005 11:34PM
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Arabian.
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HOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oct 4 2005 11:36PM
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Arabian.
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We had some retard in our class that asked if the pill would make him have a period. dead serious and everything. 10th grad...
Oct 4 2005 11:37PM
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Kendo
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hahahaha i seriously laughed out loud
Oct 4 2005 11:46PM
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j.bird
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haha our bckup quarterback is this black kid from Georgia, and the only reason he is backup is because he is so young, (almost 15) but he can throw like 55 yards, and is fast as hell.

Anyway back to the point, one day me him and some budides were at red robin, and half way through the meal he looks up and says, plain as day, "can you really go blind if you wack off too much" i was in shock. I had to amke sure i heard correctly, and when he repeated it i died of laughter. for a good 30 min i was ROLLING. hhahahah cracked me up. you could tell he had been thinking about it for a long time, because it was completley out of the blue
Oct 5 2005 12:24AM
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