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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




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Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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MADr.
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one time i raised my hand in 7th grade and asked what a quief was.

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May 2 2005 5:43PM
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freestyle_kyle
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and the funny part is that were in gr10, and he still didnt know what a boner was

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May 2 2005 5:51PM
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NickMartini
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this kid asked what happens if you take you dick and put it in a blender than secretly feed it to a woman, does she get pregnant

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May 2 2005 7:53PM
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guddgulf17
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a friend of mine listened to the lecture about wet dreams, and then asked the teacher if they compared to a slip n' slide

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May 3 2005 12:24AM
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katesd
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holy christ... by far one of the funniest threads.


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May 3 2005 12:57AM
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Sloth
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should the women allways put the rubber on or should the man?

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May 3 2005 1:07AM
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EastcoastAR5
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Priest was the teacher
"what if it doens't fit" "Can priests masturbate?"

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May 10 2005 10:08PM
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LostCarKeys
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Finishing off the school year, we threw in some funny questions because it wasn't like the teacher could do anything, one kid asked the teacher is she would give me a blow job, when she got to the question she instanly knew who it was, but skipped it, the kid stands up, and goes "So you won't give me a blowjob?" Here we are a month later kid is waiting on information for a court hearing... haha




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Aug 4 2005 3:15PM
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iggyskier
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one girl at my school asked if sperm bite....
she also asked if you get pregnant rolling around in cum

this girls has also ask these questions in different classes:

Is George Washington Still alive?
Did we win the revolutionary war?
Can you parachute down from the moon?

yeah, she is retarded

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Schoening
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all i remember about sex ed in 5th grade was everyone would laugh if a kid said penis or vagina

Aug 4 2005 3:21PM
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kyle_w
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a kid asked our sex ed teacher when he had his first "sexual experience" he was damn embarassed. he said something like 24 or some shit. this was in like 7th grade







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Aug 4 2005 3:31PM
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skitolive123456789
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damn sucks for him..... 24 hahaha

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Aug 4 2005 3:36PM
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bermbuster49
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we had to do a roleplay about telling a girls parents that shes pregnant, and this one kid was like talking to the (fake) parents, and then they kept driling him with questions and he was like "GOD DAMNIT this is bullshit, i told her to bring a rubber! its not my fucking fault, SHIT!" and sat down

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Aug 4 2005 3:42PM
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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
in 6th grade we had a class assembly about somethin about sex and one of the guys said something about porno and one chick asked wats porno and the whole school laughed at her

Aug 4 2005 3:45PM
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FERREZZ
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2 years ago there was a retarded kid in our class, and he raised his hand and asked the teacher if having pubes made him mature, then she said yes and then he got up and did a fist pumping yes, and then danced around. funny shit

Aug 4 2005 4:14PM
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jambone
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In 7th grade during sex ed this really stupid kid asked "do u need to have a boner to have sex"
The teacher answered "have u ever tried to thread a needle with a droopy piece of thread"?

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Aug 4 2005 4:56PM
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hemlockjibber8
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asked the teacher what was the best way to make the women cum. he hesitated a bit and then actually spent 5 minutes explaining it

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Aug 4 2005 5:09PM
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grubix2
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"why can't old dudes get it up?"




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Aug 4 2005 5:28PM
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creighton
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my mom is my sex ed teacher...and shes damn good at it

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Aug 4 2005 6:51PM
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AwR
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thats funny shit,.........
in 7th grade during sex ed our teacher would imply on using Tally Wacker instead of penis

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Aug 4 2005 7:00PM
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Ktownchic
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haha wow. i wish i had some nice stories. i went to an all girls school. catholic too that is. ya it sucked. we didnt really have sex ed. i was never taught.






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Aug 4 2005 7:06PM
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grubix2
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If you wanna learn a few things i can teach you...




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Aug 4 2005 7:09PM
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Fr2Planker
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we had a sex ed teacher named Mrs Beaver.......looking back on it, best thing EVER

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Aug 4 2005 7:25PM
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Me.
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One kid, to the whole class: "I don't think the girls wanna hear this, but I've had one of those erection thingies."

Teacher with french accent: "No, no, you neverrr use two condoms, because, you know, dee, uhh, friction..."

Slutty girl: "Why would you use a condom for oral sex, then all you get to taste is rubber!"
(didn't know about flavoured ones)

Aug 4 2005 7:35PM
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seemeski
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In my class the teacher already had a list of FAQS one of them was, is there really a bone in the penis?
We also had to make male and female reprodudtive organs out of balloons and pipe cleaners. I popped a the balloon that repersented the penis, when we were presenting and all the boys grabbed their crotch and winced. Most definately the funniest class.

Aug 4 2005 7:38PM
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freestyler540
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I had an x nun to give sex class. She believed that sex is something you do for love, not pleasure.
Oh ya, she was 300 pounds.



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Aug 4 2005 7:38PM
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Aseets
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a friend of mine "why do they call it a blow job if they suck?"

Let us have a revolution
Aug 4 2005 9:19PM
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assassin167
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"what does suck my pussy mean"

Aug 4 2005 10:32PM
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Ski-hobo
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classic thread, anyone have any fresh ones? The only thing I remeber funny from sex ed is my science teacher showing us a guy with herpes or gentital wars, he called it the exploding corndog, he kept going back to the slide and saying oops.





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Aug 4 2005 10:52PM
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brody
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This one kid in my gr9 bio class asked what would happen if "It went limp inside"
i cant rememeber what the teacher sadi, there was too much bashing



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Aug 4 2005 11:07PM
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awsomecoolguy
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omg i'm going to keep this thread going nomader what i'll just reply to it for no reason

so any way i had this health teacher that would say and word that had to do with sex so we got her to say fuck a big floppy donky dick in the ass wile bending over a dead hooker
not realy a word but she said it and she is like old and fat it was so funny hearing it from her

Aug 4 2005 11:17PM
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awsomecoolguy
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omg i'm going to keep this thread going nomader what i'll just reply to it for no reason

so any way i had this health teacher that would say and word that had to do with sex so we got her to say fuck a big floppy donky dick in the ass wile bending over a dead hooker
not realy a word but she said it and she is like old and fat it was so funny hearing it from her

Aug 4 2005 11:17PM
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Lebbo
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We had one called Mrs B A Virgin

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Aug 4 2005 11:30PM
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mackattack
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i just remember watching the 'miracle of life' video in class and the teacher had us watch it in fast forward and rewind...

Aug 4 2005 11:58PM
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E-ZRider
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i had a super fat health teacher last year and i asked her how it would be possible if the chick was really fat and u couln't get past her rolls and if fat people have a lot of dingle berries

I Love Head

Aug 5 2005 12:39AM
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telestar6
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"How does the sperm get into the woman?" asked in 6th grade.

"How do women get an erection?" same calss.


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Aug 5 2005 1:10AM
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Calb3rt
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last year this new highschool opened in town and the first week of science class they were going ot watch this science movie but this one kid switched it with a porno and when the teacher turned on the t.v the whole class was watching porn when it was suposed to be about birds or something.

Aug 5 2005 1:22AM
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E-ZRider
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^hahaha

I Love Head

Aug 5 2005 2:01AM
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FERREZZ
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hahahah! holy shit , me and some kids in our french class were thinking about going to a porn site on our teachers computer, becuz she does lessons through her computer and puts them on the tv(hooks the comp up to the tv), and then put her screensaver on, so then when she turned the tv on it would be there, but i guess we were just big vaginas........ maybe next year

Aug 5 2005 2:22AM
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awsomecoolguy
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dam this a fly ass thread

Aug 5 2005 11:07AM
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beer.
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Some friends of mine dropped a question in the box that said "I know this is inappropriate and wrong, but I love you. Will you go out with me? You know who I am, the red-headed kid who sits in front."

That red-headed kid was named eric gustavson, and had no idea about this. The next day they asked the teacher, "So, Mrs Malan, did you get Eric's letter?" She said grimly, "Yes I did" and shook her head. Eric was crying.

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Aug 5 2005 11:21AM
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meggers
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i went to an all girls catholic school too....we never had a sex ed class...and i went to catholic middle school...so we never got one then either...i feel like i missed out on something...maybe if we had a class on it....catholic schools girls wouldnt have to just try everything to figure it out and have such a bad rep!!!

me and my freinds used to just ask each other questions....one time we had a debate in bio class...you have this whore right....and she sleeps with one guy...then an hour later sleeps with another guy....can she get prgnant and have twins but could each of the twins have a diff father...would they even be twins then?...we never got an asnwer....

im a good lil catholic school girl!

Aug 5 2005 12:27PM
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coordy12
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i had a teacher tell us that guys cant piss when they have a boner.... we all just laughed

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Aug 5 2005 12:48PM
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skifiend
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We can piss, it just hits us in the face


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Aug 5 2005 12:56PM
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Literature
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In 7th grade, my teacher was talking about wet dreams, and one of my friends asked,"So it is basically a slip n' slide?"

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Aug 5 2005 12:59PM
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SSteezle
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hahaha

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Aug 5 2005 1:22PM
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anti_bunk
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question- why did the penis get bigger?
teachers response- because somebody watered it.

Aug 7 2005 2:04AM
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alpineplease
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ITS CAUSE YOU ARE A PRO HO!

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Aug 7 2005 2:42AM
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sKILOve07
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just this past year we were sittin in lunch and the guys were talking and i forget about what but the word erection came up and this girl i know was sittin there and shes like whats an erection?.. we were in 10th grade and all just stared at her, cause she has sex all the time


what a dumbass

Aug 7 2005 8:59AM
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