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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




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Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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yojimbo
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MASTURBATION: How much is too much?



Is angry masturbation okay?

i am clinicly insane. i also eat toast.
Apr 27 2005 4:29PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
in the other school in my district there is a less as a teacher and people will always ask about girl on girl stuff and she gets mad

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Apr 27 2005 4:32PM
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Ski-hobo
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this is one of the funniest threads ever, keep them coming.






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Apr 27 2005 4:48PM
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linejib1260
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my friend asked how come cum doesnt all come out at one time and in splurts she hesatated and ignored

Apr 27 2005 5:21PM
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Meh42
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Hahahah robert, that was my 5th grade class where i think Hobie asked that. Im not exactly sure if it was him though

In 5th grade our teacher started explaining what a hermaphrodite was (at our prompting) and I interrupted to ask which hole they pissed out of.

With that I think I win the award for creepy questions.

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Apr 27 2005 5:24PM
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Bregs
Posts: 633 - Karma: 21
haha great thread. we just kept asking wierd questions to the teacher. like what is butt sex . and we had to watch this video of this woman having a baby and she was a fucking hairy galzel. it was fucking hilarious and gross

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Apr 27 2005 5:29PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
"Don't have sex. because you will get pregnant and DIE!!"

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Apr 27 2005 6:11PM
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katesd
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"and my mom said there was feces EVERYwhere."
"what are feces?"
"baby mice"
"ewww!"


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Apr 27 2005 6:12PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
some kid phoning into a tv sex question hotline:

"If I have sex, but I use a condom, am I still a virgin?"


-katie
Apr 27 2005 6:13PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
haha this is great. one kid asked if you could suck ur own dick, and another oges yeah i tried it but sometimes you can get hurt/stuck....no one has seen those guys in a health room since

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Apr 27 2005 6:36PM
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SteezePatrol
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we were talking about ECP, and some slut in my class is like, ew, I hate taking those, they suck!


needless to say everyone went silent...and I heard a 'sluuuuuuuuuut' coming out of my mouth, then I got in trouble

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Apr 27 2005 6:46PM
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adrnalinlovr
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hehe

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Apr 27 2005 7:03PM
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hucker22
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Question: Whats the largest penis in the world?
Answer: I will do some research and get back to you, but I am almost positive it belongs to a man of african desent.
hahahahaha

my friend wanted to put in the question box "can you get herpes from masutrbating" but i dont think it ever happened

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Apr 27 2005 7:18PM
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shrEddie
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can a vagina rust


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Apr 27 2005 7:44PM
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^what is a vagina?

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Apr 27 2005 7:50PM
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~Cork_1080~
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in my sex ed class in like gr,6 we watched this movie with a song like "changes keep falling" blah blah blah, and it had penises with wings flying around with glasses lol i thought that was pretty funy

Apr 27 2005 7:53PM
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NickMartini
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i love it

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Apr 27 2005 7:59PM
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taylor44$$
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I watched that video in my biology class. its fucking gross

Apr 27 2005 8:13PM
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LostCarKeys
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Today for kicks, some one just asked the teacher to give him a blow job... Long story short, I won't see him for a few weeks...




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Apr 27 2005 8:25PM
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$bhill$
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Ive asked , why does my penis smell so bad, then I drew a picture of penis with stink lines,where is the nearest and cheapest hotel, where I can get it on. So many funny times, this one kid was forced by the teacher to tell the class what a jewish dildo was and a hebrew hammer.

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Apr 27 2005 8:31PM
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Girays_Brother
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ask if a third testacle is considered a super power

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Apr 27 2005 8:37PM
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strode
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actually, it's "awww" not "ewww"



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Apr 27 2005 8:43PM
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therealshiznaz
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Grade 9 my friend asked in one of those anonymous question boxes,
Would a gay guy would get pleasure from pulling a tape worm out of his ass.

-Ryan
Apr 27 2005 10:53PM
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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe
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we had a girl ask what anal was. and she wasn't joking around.

Apr 27 2005 11:09PM
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mr.ski
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some guy put in the question box, " do you think i have a chance to have sex with anybody in the class?" haha everybody just looked around to se who wan't laughing.

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Apr 28 2005 1:42AM
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jono
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"in my sex ed class in like gr,6 we watched this movie with a song like "changes keep falling" blah blah blah, and it had penises with wings flying around with glasses"

Duuuude, I have spent my entire life trying to track down that video, it's one of the most vivid memories of my childhood. I have never seen a group of children laugh so hard in my life. Like 3 minutes after the movie was done the teacher said if we werent done laughing in 10 seconds we wouldnt get recess.

"I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was okay. Everytime i opened my mouth to try and say yes i threw up more." -Jordan Crawford.
Apr 29 2005 5:08PM
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Sloth
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i can't beleive you guys are talking about this...??

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Apr 29 2005 5:16PM
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Sloth
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haha.... go out and figure these questions out.

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"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

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Apr 29 2005 5:17PM
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NickMartini
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this is great

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Apr 29 2005 10:04PM
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ryan.c
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can u get stuck n wut happens if u do, wut happenes if they crap wen ur doin them in the butt n can u get lazy eye from cummin in a girls eye all 3 ?s from my class

Apr 29 2005 10:06PM
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marley900
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Ha ha ha. My Grandma told my family she really popped a boner the other day, refering to a mistake she had made.

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Apr 30 2005 1:51AM
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shanemcfalls
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our health teacher had a model penis made out of wood and it was to show how to put a condom on, the teacher named the penis "woody"

Orange City Films.
Apr 30 2005 1:47PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
5th grade:

"what if you pee in her?"


eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'


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Apr 30 2005 4:01PM
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davecote
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i had this super fat health teacher last year, and someone asked something about hemeroids and she demonstrated what not to do when you have them and she was like squatting over grunting... ohh man it was soo funny



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Apr 30 2005 4:24PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
i need to see that video with the flying penises.that sounds so damn funny.

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Apr 30 2005 4:52PM
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kmo19
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in the middle of biology this girl asked if you can get pregnant if you get it up the ass...it was completely off topic. teachers face was priceless

Apr 30 2005 4:54PM
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Multipass
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LostCarKeys, your icon looks like menstrual fluid.

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Apr 30 2005 4:56PM
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skitolive123456789
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^was it a old wierd lookn teacher or a young and hot one

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Apr 30 2005 5:14PM
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parkskiertmr
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im a jr in highschool, question from this trailor trash girl in my class: "can u get pregnant from giving a blow job" hahaha we laughed at her so bad

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May 1 2005 5:08PM
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Irotate360
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i asked annonyasmously(wow sp?) if people ever had sex with dead people. theres a name for em too



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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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May 1 2005 5:12PM
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JFerg
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necropheliac if im not mistaken.

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May 1 2005 5:24PM
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SUpilot
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tom petty

May 1 2005 5:25PM
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kmo19
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one the funniest posts ever.

May 1 2005 9:39PM
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BobYohan
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in grade 5 i remember a guy asking:
"if you're hanging out with your friends and you feel like you love them, does that make you gay?"
the room got pretty awkward and silent. the teacher said no, but we all had our doubts

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May 2 2005 12:01AM
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squeakywaffle
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in 7th grade, so many years ago, one of my friends asked:

"if a woman is pregnant and she dies, can the corpse still give birth?"

He didn't ask this through an anonymous box thing... he just raised his hand hahaha

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May 2 2005 12:06AM
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almostaskier
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wow is right! say these things anonymously next time...

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May 2 2005 2:10PM
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MissMontana
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some girl in my 8th grade sex ed class insisted on calling sex "the S-word." she was dead serious. it ws AMAZING.
they also had a nun teaching it. that was weird.

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May 2 2005 2:24PM
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SUpilot
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maybe it stood for scrotum

May 2 2005 2:45PM
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witty
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i had a nun teach me sex ed in catholic school...and she had a lisp..and couldnt say the word douche properly...so we kept askig her questions that made her say it...and she got furious and was spitting all over the place screaming that douching wasnt funny...ahh catholic school

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May 2 2005 5:18PM
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hendrik.
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i was gonna pull that quote out, but decided it was too easy..

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May 2 2005 5:27PM
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