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LostCarKeys
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Don't you love the anonymous question time in Sex Ed? Wondering if you guys had any good ones to share...




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Apr 26 2005 9:36PM
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michelle
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We don't have that but one time this girl asked what feces are, and she was dead serious about it.

Apr 26 2005 9:40PM
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Onskis1111
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yes sick thread, does anyone have anyquestions that will totally embarress the teacher or anything??



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Apr 26 2005 9:41PM
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p-lin101
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this one ugly kdi a few years back asked how many fingers ur supposed to use whe you finger a girl...then he asked if your supposed to but any in their ass too our teacher who was female was actually like wtf

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Apr 26 2005 9:42PM
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friday01
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we watched a video of a cartoon poppin a bone.. it was funny at the

Apr 26 2005 9:42PM
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time

Apr 26 2005 9:43PM
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LostCarKeys
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One chick in my school asked if you can get yeast infection from bread...

Another kid was slipping a question into the box and some other kid grabbed it out and read it aloud to the whole class, it said "Is it a problem to masturbate too many times in the day?" The kid was totally imbarassed...




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Apr 26 2005 9:47PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahaha


we watched a video of a baby being born it was so gross

Apr 26 2005 9:50PM
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scientist
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theres a kid in my class named dilan tuff-overys, when he learned what an ovary was he wanted us to just call him tuff

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Apr 26 2005 9:50PM
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Snubluck
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Some girl asked if boys get their periods at the same time as girls do.

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Apr 26 2005 9:51PM
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fourdskate
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some kid in my friend's class asked what semen tasted like, and the teacher answered.

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Apr 26 2005 9:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i asked what happens if it doesnt fit in like 5th grade, and then 10 seconds later i asked how to find the clittoris

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Apr 26 2005 9:54PM
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LostCarKeys
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We tried to get our teacher to tell us what a rainbow kiss was... But she was like, "You are soo inappropriate!"




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Apr 26 2005 9:55PM
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1080ski
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haha, my friend, who the health teacher hates (kicked him out many times, blatently told him that he was her worst student... ever, ect...) got sent to the office today and got 2 calls home because his friend said on the paper "give me a blowjob," and she thought it was him. haha

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Apr 26 2005 10:04PM
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TheClap.
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my friend asked my anatomy teacher in my junior year of high school why do all the africans have sex with monkeys if they cant make babies it probably doesnt fell that goo and it starts one big fucking crisis(aids)

Apr 26 2005 10:08PM
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Lauren9
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haha this thread is so amusing haha...

in middle school when we had sex-ed we had a ox so questions could be asked anonomously,and there were questions like does it hurt the first time you have sex blah blah blah, and then one kid just asked in front of the whole class what it meant when he woke up and he was all wet cause he knew he didnt pee the bed. haha the teacher was like you had a wet dream... oh gr 7 and 8








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Apr 26 2005 10:10PM
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skierdudeguy
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in 6th grade my friend (jokingly) asked what a dildo was. our teacher was like, 'are you kidding or do you seriously not know?' then he said 'its an artificial penis that women use to masturbate' it was halarious. then i know a guy who wrote 'if a guy has aids, and busts a nut in the girls eye, does she get aids too?' haha, that was great

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Apr 26 2005 10:12PM
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Lauren9
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^^we had a box**








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Apr 26 2005 10:16PM
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skogenjake
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"is it normal to have a 12 inch penis"
"what is crunk sauce"
and just the classic statement " i like ebony chicks" and then add a paragraph about why...

these were actual questions. also the ones stupid kids ask like "what is a blow job" or "what is a chode". both questions asked in 7th grade helath as well...


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Apr 26 2005 10:16PM
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TheClap.
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middle school, great years. a girl in my class "mrs.lack you keep telling me that a bitch is a female dog" "yes" "then why does my dad always talk about fucking bitches. is he having sex eith my dog"

Apr 26 2005 10:16PM
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jono
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Grade 6 - Question: Could you ever get it in, but than not be able to get it out?
Response: Yes, I believe this has happened before. It builds up a vacuum so strong you are unable to remove the penis from the vagina without a doctors guidance. (this one still boggles me)
Question: Whats the largest penis in the world?
Answer: I will do some research and get back to you, but I am almost positive it belongs to a man of african desent.

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Apr 26 2005 10:27PM
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frp1080
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one of my friends asked what an orgasm was jokingly, and then in 5th grade some kid asked the teacher why people like the uh uh of having sex, the teacher told him to ask his parents.

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Apr 26 2005 10:37PM
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Jaskittin
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haha, in 5th grade We just finished watching the Sex video, and this smartass goes "I have seen this movie where I guy rubs one out. It is such a funny movie." And the gym teacher freaked and held him after class for like 20 minutes.





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Apr 26 2005 11:08PM
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eheath
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today in health one annomonus question was a girl said she was 16 and she liked a 22 and she though it was bad that it was illegal that they couldnt date (aka fuck)

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Apr 26 2005 11:22PM
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t-man152
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in our class we had like 9 people with the same question it was hilarious. it was: "How do you have sex backwards"

Apr 26 2005 11:24PM
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back_woods
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ahah sex ed..

ask your teacher about their personal stuff thats the funniest.

and stay awake. i always used to sit in the back and sleep in sex ed, and let me tell you, you miss out on valuable information, the lack of which may later cuase you serious problems.

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Apr 26 2005 11:27PM
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french_fry
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last year someone wrote "my dick is as big as my TV remote, any chances that it can fit in a vagina?" We had a student teacher so he laughed his ass off with us too.





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Apr 26 2005 11:34PM
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eheath
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this kid in my 6th grade class asked the teacher what head was and if he has ever gotten it

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Apr 26 2005 11:37PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahaha
ask what a Blumpkin is

Apr 26 2005 11:39PM
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french_fry
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in 6th grade, me being so naive, was carried into asking our history teacher what a dildo was, after someone made me ask her because it was "an egyptian artifact". I asked right in the middle of a class and only the 2 kids that made me ask it laughed their asses off, so i wasnt the only one not to know :) . Anyways, she told me she'd tell me at the end of the class but she never did.





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Apr 26 2005 11:46PM
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t-man152
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this wasnt in sex ed but in 4th grade when I had recently come from france so I wasnt great with the language my friends got me to ask what being "horny" was. I thought it was going to be something like being mean or something like that cause when I thought horny I thought a guy with little horns on his head. and I deducted that

guy with little horns on his head= devil like= mean

the teacher never answered so I asked my dad which led to "The Talk" god was that a bad idea.

Apr 27 2005 1:51AM
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mr.ski
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This happened like two weeks ago when i was watching Gatakka (sp??) in religion class. and this horny kid starts talkin about how hot Uma Thurman is, and how bonable she is.
And this azn fob kid is like whats a boner ?
so we had to explain it to him.
poor guy,

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Apr 27 2005 1:59AM
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ItsPhil
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hahaha

Apr 27 2005 2:00AM
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I asked my 6th/5th grade teacher if it was possible to grow bread on a woman's vagina and slice it up into mulitple peices and share it with your friends.

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Apr 27 2005 2:13AM
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InfernoHits
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if you want to embarrass a teacher just ask "what is this white pussy discharge that comes out of my penis involentarily?"

Apr 27 2005 7:03AM
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almostaskier
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i asked in 9th grade if instead of teaching about contraception, you could also teach abstinence as a good way to avoid STDs. the nurse asked me after the class if i was mentally sound, wether i was depressed and explained to me that sex is normal.

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Apr 27 2005 8:05AM
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skibrdingbitch
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haha like i knew more about sex then any one else my age when i was like a freshmen, so i had to teach everyone everything and like i still get questions about sex and stuff. even from members of ns, ha girls are funny


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Apr 27 2005 11:03AM
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SUpilot
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whats a boner? cause my grandma says it when ever she makes a mistake.

Apr 27 2005 11:18AM
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FASTPACE
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when i was a freshman in that class someone asked off big the teachers husbad dick was cause we were talking about if big dicks give more pleasure and shes like no my husbands insint as big as iv seen lol haha

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Apr 27 2005 11:29AM
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Ktownchic
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^ hahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 27 2005 11:51AM
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Lateralis
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we heard a story about a girl in sex ed just the grade below me ask the teacher if it was normal to have a white chunky dicharge from the vagina and she asked this in front of the whole class and she was serious about it too. now thats nasty



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Apr 27 2005 12:42PM
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mark.p
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The only funny question i have heard was that this kid asked what oral sex was...

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Apr 27 2005 1:09PM
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llama
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One girl asked why guys like blow jobs so much because she thought it was stupid that they didn't just stand in front of a fan. I just about died.

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Apr 27 2005 1:39PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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my grandmothers a sex ed teacher hahahahhaa

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Apr 27 2005 2:04PM
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wannabe2002
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my health teacher junior year used to do the questions in a box thing but he stopped b4 i took his class, but he likes to show the old ones to his classes, the only one i remember was "is it safe to use cucumbers?"

Apr 27 2005 2:49PM
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hahahhaahahahhaha

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Apr 27 2005 2:56PM
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NickMartini
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i 5th grade the teacher told us it istn possible to uranate when you have a boner and then this kid says it is, and the teacher still says now, then the kid goest to the bathroom and came back claiming "IT IS DEFINATLY POSSIBLE"
ahahha good shit

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Apr 27 2005 2:57PM
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I'm getting an erection from laughing at this thread.

In my gr8 sex ed class, one kid asked" If a girl has sex with a dog, can she get pregnant?" And my teacher just replied "You shouldn't watch that kind of porn"

Same guy, "Is semen bad to eat?" Teacher, "No its just protien." The kid, "So its healthy then for chicks to suck my dick."

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Apr 27 2005 3:52PM
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skifiend
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How did you know so much about sex at such an early age?


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Apr 27 2005 4:14PM
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Deann
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the best question w ecame up with was "there are 3 guys and 1 girl having sex. one guy with aids is sticking it in her vagina alone with another guy with out aids. a guy without aids is also doing her in the ass, so who will end up with aids after they are done?

Apr 27 2005 4:20PM
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