We are all computer Hackers.

nychka

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even if that is a joke its still really fiunny

Apr 27 2005 10:57PM

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pommery

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wow that was hilarious. "i attend teenage party's with my kids"

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Apr 28 2005 12:03AM

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lamp

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lol

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i'm with stupid^

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Aug 8 2005 9:01AM

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hucker22

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i think he got the dress messed up with kids who take e

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

Aug 8 2005 10:55AM

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srwinnsuco

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alright people the shits a joke, its not serious, click on some of the links, they will send you to the most ridiculous sites.

Aug 8 2005 11:18AM

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assassin167

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hahahahahahha if u play quake ur training in the use of firearms... lol this guy seems like a douche bag he follows his kids to parties... only 30 min a day on a comp.... wat a fucker

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 8 2005 11:38AM

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bermbuster49

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ahahah what a fucking tool.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist

Aug 8 2005 11:43AM

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hucker22

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follow the trigger lock link hahahaha

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

Aug 8 2005 11:50AM

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hucker22

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I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO PUNCH YOU (none / 0) (#7911)
by superpooper on Tue Sep 10th, 2002 at 03:57:36 PM PST

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE, FLASH IS A PROGRAM WHICH YOU MAKE CARTOONS, NOT HACKING YOU STUPID DUMBASS, NONE OF THE STATEMENTS THAT YOU WROTE MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE AND I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO PUNCH YOU.

some responses are funny

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

Aug 8 2005 11:54AM

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KillerMonkey

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im scared of hackers because they smell bad, lol that poll is awesome, NS needs polls like that

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Have a JIBARITO!

Aug 8 2005 12:19PM

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garrett.

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haha, yea i was like..wat the hell?30 minutes on ns is not enough time

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 8 2005 12:26PM

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~Cork_1080~

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haha omg

Aug 8 2005 2:08PM

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bermbuster49

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haha click the spanking link.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist

Aug 8 2005 2:14PM

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Calb3rt

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i like reading the comments they make me laugh

Aug 8 2005 2:18PM

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davis10

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Wow all I can say is seriously is that a joke. I HATE parents like that the first thing that that kid will do when he gets some freedom is OD on some crazy drug.

"a good anything is good" -j mouans

THINK. FEEL. DRIVE.

Aug 8 2005 7:24PM

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ATLskier

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" Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically. "

haha, the driving one is great too. what a jackass

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs

Aug 8 2005 7:42PM

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*Fujative*

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very funny, but this has been posted before

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski

Aug 8 2005 7:45PM

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ATLskier

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buahahahahahahaha

his kids arent going to college...read

"Since the illusion of college has been so effectively shattered for me, I have revised my expectations for my children. None will attend college, but instead, they will find jobs in the industries that made America great. The industries upon which our nation was built. I will be proud to be the first father in my town to count among my children an auto-worker, a soldier, a steel miner, a secretary, a beautician and a waitress. These are noble and honest trades, despite their unglamorous image.

If I were a more powerful man, I would do more. I would call for the dismantling of the state college system. I would demand a drastic reduction in our government's education budget. I would fight tooth and nail to keep our nation's children out of college. I am, however, no more than a humble father of six, and I can only try to protect what is my own. "

his kids are gonna be so messed up

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs

Aug 8 2005 7:58PM

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ztragnoB

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6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

What a queer, its a video game you dont need to alert the school.

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Aug 8 2005 8:00PM

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lamp

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woh, breath buddy

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Aug 8 2005 8:01PM

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J-dub

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haha thats so riduclous

Aug 8 2005 8:16PM

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sconniestyle

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"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school."

what a bigioted, biased, and down right fucking retarded thing to say. wow.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain

Aug 9 2005 1:45AM

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E-ZRider

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same man i would slap a bitch down

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Aug 9 2005 5:09AM

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almostaskier

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but could this all be a joke?

- Patty

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one, two, let's play zoo...

Aug 9 2005 9:38AM

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-=koLLac=-

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haha, I believe it IS A JOKE, why are people taking it seriously? lunix, hahaha

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.
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Aug 9 2005 10:01AM

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Wolverine21

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"A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary."

Aug 9 2005 11:21AM

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Wolverine21

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Well, now that you mention it (5.00 / 1) (#23)
by Adam Rightmann on Mon Jan 21st, 2002 at 10:53:13 AM PST

The wife and I did spend a few days in Boston very near to Boston College, in the Howard Johnson's near Fenway Park. It was in October of perhaps 1998, The White Sox has been out of the pennant races a few weeks earlier, and rooms were cheap...............

okay i just had to post this. maybe i dont understand this but doesnt this guy mean the RED SOX. how could you screw that up the white sox are from chicago the red sox are from boston. we are surrounded by retards all around us.

Aug 9 2005 11:24AM

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invisman

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I love how he spells linux "lunix" and said it was invented after the Soviets lost the cold war.

This burrito is delish, but it is filling

Aug 9 2005 1:43PM

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ski_naked

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god i would hate the damn people

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Aug 9 2005 1:56PM

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daniel_insam

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hooray for hackers

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Aug 9 2005 2:47PM

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freestyle_rich

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"Public shaming may be the best penalty for misdemeanor offenses. Traffic violators could have their cars permanently painted with slogans proclaiming their incompetence as a driver, and the hazard that they pose to others on the road. These slogans would serve the dual purpose of a slap on the wrist for minor traffic criminals and a warning to legitimate road users. "

what an asshole

No Props!

Aug 10 2005 4:34PM

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PurpleSkier

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It's a joke, Just click the links, some are super bogus. Like when he "blurted" that link takes you to amazon.com where there's a boardgame called blurt

Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine - HST

Aug 10 2005 6:05PM

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almostaskier

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yeah, for some reason i think we are the ones had in all this.... or it could be a program by the sponsor site that makes those random links...

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassÃ©!

wait wait, i have joke: you have mother, and she is very fat! ha ha ha!

Aug 11 2005 8:32AM

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almostaskier

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voilÃ , the comment i was looking for:

" Bwahaha (none / 0) (#1001)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Dec 4th, 2001 at 12:14:39 PM PST

The article was very funny, but the comments are the best. Honestly I almost wet my pants with all the 'l33t sl4shd0ttaz' coming to 'the rescue'.

Honestly, where is peoples sense of humour these days!

Wit, folks. Remember you are just as dumb as our imaginary 'caring parent' if you leaped in with your critical posts.

Beautiful writing, the links were brilliant, and thanks, you dumb slashdotters for confirming your complete lack of sense, understanding, humour and brains.

Brilliant.
Hook, Line and Sinker."

funny name, Hook, Line and Sinker.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassÃ©!

wait wait, i have joke: you have mother, and she is very fat! ha ha ha!

Aug 11 2005 8:40AM

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