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castlerock
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we all know that james bond is amazing, so of course, hes skied in a few of the movies. but was he the first person to take off switch? i dunno what movie it was, but i saw this comercial for the bond collection thing on tv, and it showed bond go off a little cliff and do like a switch back flip somethin. i dunno how much he spun cause it cut it short. any of you seen this? or know what movies its from?

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Oct 24 2002 2:48PM
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mammothpunks
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ya bond is the shit - he goes switch and shoots all the guys following him, then busts a switch flair off a cliff. insane shit for back in the day


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Oct 24 2002 3:13PM
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Summit_punk
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yeah i saw it dude...i think i was like a switch flair or someting, he's in a yellow suit i think. I bet he was falling or something though, probably not taking of switch.
Oct 24 2002 3:57PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
it was in the 'Spy Who Loved Me' with Roger Moore



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Oct 24 2002 4:01PM
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PocketRocket
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yeah, that was awesome....and done quite well for the 1980's or whatever time that was
Oct 24 2002 4:12PM
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mammothpunks
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yes he did take off switch. it was only like a 10 foot ice cliff though


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Oct 24 2002 4:24PM
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dooner
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is it actually him or a stuntman? ... adn if so, then who is the stuntman?
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Oct 24 2002 4:34PM
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Cheech
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Bond is hardcore
Oct 26 2002 8:47PM
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freestylin1080
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ya man i saw that. arnt those the new ARMADA skis
Oct 26 2002 8:50PM
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Ghost
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He is such a ladie's man. We have alot to learn from him, my friends
Oct 26 2002 9:19PM
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SVHucker
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that was plake if I'm not mistaken


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Oct 26 2002 9:30PM
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therealjerk
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Plake? fuck naw man! Ed Lincoln!! The same Ed Lincoln who invented- dun dun dun dunnnn: THE LINCOLN LOOP!!! true friggin progression

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Oct 26 2002 10:37PM
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SVHucker
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yeah I dunno, I vaguely remember reading plake did a switch misty type thing in a bond flick


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Oct 26 2002 11:26PM
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quebecfreestyler
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bonds get all tha lads
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Oct 26 2002 11:30PM
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caleBCaleb
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plakes misty with the mohawk up and shit in blizzard of ahhhhs was the sickest thing ive ever seen when i first saw that movie , maybe ten years ago

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Oct 26 2002 11:58PM
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lineskier10
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yeah bond is a major pimp, i wish i could be him, switch flairs in the pow and all the hot blondes, hes got the life
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Oct 27 2002 12:00AM
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BK
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Dude bond gets nutty. He slide that table too..... and it had food on it. I hear that there is a deleted scene where he goes on switch and slides 180 on the table, picks up a glass of milk, drains it, and finishes sliding out the last two tables to switch out. They took it out cause his razor sharp edge sliced the neck of one of the people eating at the time. I believe it would have brought the rating of the film up to R due to the very singent rating system at the time. Since the idea from the begining was to create an international James Bond super corporation that was planning on taking over the world in 95, raising the rating level from PG to R would cause a terrible loss of revenues by loosing James Bonds biggest age group followers, the 10 year olds. Even with the Bond corperation's carefull scrutiny of editing for only acceptable content that would appeal to all audience's and age levels, the Bond corperation lost motivation when their plans for world domination slipped further and further into fantasy and began turning out films starring the likes of Pierce Brosnan and other such characters who delivered Bond corp. its final blow. The only thing that could stop this company was their own neglegence and you can see for yourself, Just check out the new james bond movie, Never Say Die coming to a theater near you in late november and see first hand the latest in the continuing downward spiral of the OO7 films. You are sure to leave this film spitting angry at the non exisitant plot line and extremly sub par acting stopping your hasty march to your vehicle only to snatch some little kids popcorn, at least that way the trip to the cinema wasn't a total loss.
Oct 27 2002 12:18AM
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CalgaryJibber
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the new bond movies are skied by a guy named jean yves, hew amazing
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Oct 27 2002 1:15AM
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1080enemy
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bond, yeah.
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Oct 27 2002 1:28AM
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123ski
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have you ever seen the james bond where he hits the ski jump and then goes through the bobsled course? that i course is actually a ski run at The Canyons called Canis Lupis, they are such big banked turnes, I beleive there is a race down it this year.
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Oct 27 2002 1:17AM
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Cam
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that was in the movie 'For Your Eyes Only', again with Roger Moore...



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Oct 27 2002 1:21AM
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Freestyla_01
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wouldnt it be sick if bond was skiing in the new one, and did a cork 9 while shooting everyone or something.
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Oct 27 2002 4:21AM
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Balmdogg
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yeah that would be elite and do a mad seesaw rail that throws the bad guys into the air.




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Oct 27 2002 4:34AM
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therealjerk
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what? you stupid kid! Canyons wasn't even a resort in 1980!!!! Those scenes in For Your Eyes Only really were filmed on a bobsled track and they were in St. Moritz.

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Oct 27 2002 12:21PM
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Baker
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Bond gets all the ladies. He is suave.

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Oct 27 2002 3:26PM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
bond skis in alot of the films...On Her Majesty's Secret Service', 'The Spy Who Loved Me', 'for Your Eyes Only', 'A View To A Kill' and 'The World is Not Enough'. sking has been a big part of the bond movies and i hope they do more.
you should watch them and see all of the cool stunts that were done back then.
oh, and the guy in For Your Eyes Only who is the stunt man skiing for Bond, is from the Ottawa area!



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Oct 27 2002 11:51PM
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quebecfreestyler
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bond is hucking massively in tha ps one game
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Oct 27 2002 11:55PM
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Cam
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to BK:
the new bond movie is called 'Die Another Day'



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Oct 28 2002 12:03AM
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BK
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o, sorry for that false info. please check out the real title, Die Another Day, see the continued downward spiral of american cinema for yourself on november 22.
Oct 28 2002 12:23AM
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Cam
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haha you shouldn't take it so seriously bro, Bond is just for fun, its made to be exciting and fun to watch. no its not real, but that is what makes it fun to watch.



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Oct 28 2002 12:41AM
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c_gp
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BK I think the fact that Bond movies are getting your panties in a twist is a clear sign that it's time to move out of your parents' basement man
Oct 28 2002 2:20AM
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Balmdogg
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golden eye was the sweetest game on the n64, so many hours clocked up on that one.


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Oct 28 2002 6:33AM
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