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Why america would shrivel up and die without canada:

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jc_dunn
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In the US the NEED our water and power, because they consume to much and shit. Plus they need our oil or else their oil would run out in 2 seconds, their oil prices would soar, and than the cars would suffer damaging the entire amercan economy as a whole. Plus the greenhouse gases their factories create blow up to canada creating problems with acid rain.

I think that makes it their duty to protect us with their army.


More shit about america:

My friend went down to Tampa (during the hockey playoffs) and people asked him if we knew people from ottawa (we live in bragg creek, alberta- near calgary). THis was after they knew he was from calgary. In their newspapers they also needed large idiotproof arrows pointing to canada and alberta.

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Apr 22 2005 7:24PM
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willbski9
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respect

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Apr 22 2005 7:29PM
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*Neil
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canadiens are no better, i live in montreal and a kid from the yukon came to are school for a semester and ppl asked him if he lived in an igloo... their are ignorent ppl in canada too

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Apr 22 2005 7:29PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea canadians are fucking gay. im sick of hearing about how they have the right to do nothing and expect everything. fuck me with a mount me hat please.

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Apr 22 2005 7:31PM
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twix_182
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"america suck wahhh wahhhh wahhhhh." stfu

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Apr 22 2005 7:44PM
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gmack24
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our duty to protect you? you guys need to form your own army and stop being so liberal if you are worried about upcoming attacks. u.s. politics fucking blows but canada is no better

Apr 22 2005 7:48PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Without America Canada would be a third world country, do you ever wonder why you build most of your major cities near the border to America?

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Apr 22 2005 7:51PM
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$westside$
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^yup....o yea and it is impossible that your government would ever risk cutting off the flow of natural recources to the US, not only could we send you plumiting into a massive depression, we could reduce your army to nothing within at most a few days, and then prodecede to take your recources by force. also, we have a massive amount of capped oil recources in Texas and Alaska that have not even been touched. lastly, any country in the world, if pressured, would give us wat we want...and yes i am an American and damb proud of it....the greatest nation on earth

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Apr 22 2005 7:57PM
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J.D.
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Basically, anyone who doesn't realize that either country would be fucked without the other is a complete idiot. That just about sums it up.

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Apr 22 2005 8:04PM
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bitchassphatz
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imagine how many other countries would thrive if canada went down. we can always find someone else to work with.

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Apr 22 2005 8:09PM
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XxLibertYxX
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shut up, without the US canada would shrivel up and die. We provde you guys protection and without us you would die because everyone would bomb you

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Apr 22 2005 8:09PM
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$westside$
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o yea i forgot NATO

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Apr 22 2005 8:09PM
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J.D.
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God I love this site. I could find ten people here whose combined IQs would come up short of my dog's. Then I could do it again with 10 other people. Then I could do that again about 20 times.

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Apr 22 2005 8:11PM
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Skibum140
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So we need water for their "oil and water" as you said. Most of our oil doesnt come from Canada, in fact 98% of it doesnt, so go fuck yourself. And water? We have plenty of water you stupid fuckin canuck.

Apr 22 2005 8:12PM
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bitchassphatz
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the problem is, you've been sitting at your computer counting people's IQ while all of us have been fucking people.

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Apr 22 2005 8:12PM
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bitchassphatz
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ment to do this

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Apr 22 2005 8:12PM
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J.D.
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Case in point.

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Apr 22 2005 8:13PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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please take that square out of your sig

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Apr 22 2005 8:15PM
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.John.
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^ yeah, he really just proved your point, didn't he?

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Apr 22 2005 8:15PM
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bitchassphatz
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::tear:: i need a some beer, a steak, and a phat bong load to the dome to forget that insult.

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Apr 22 2005 8:16PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Yes he did

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Apr 22 2005 8:16PM
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albatross.
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no.

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Apr 22 2005 8:17PM
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bitchassphatz
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maybe so

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Apr 22 2005 8:18PM
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J.D.
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I have a sqaure in my sig? I don't see it.

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Apr 22 2005 8:23PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea this idiot knows why. you copied that into your sig so it makes a square there when it is sent to the PHP server. delete that space, butt fag.

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Apr 22 2005 8:26PM
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.John.
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canada is america's hat, and mexico is our pantalones

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Apr 22 2005 8:27PM
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J.D.
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Fixed.

Apr 22 2005 8:28PM
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bitchassphatz
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and if we were talking condoms here; mexico would be the tight band that holds onto america, where as canada is the reservoir tip

cum catchers

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Apr 22 2005 8:31PM
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12ParkRat60
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without america, canada would get their asses beat for having such a shitty military

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Apr 22 2005 8:31PM
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.John.
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%why would anyone bomb canada? that's like kicking a really big crippled guy

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Apr 22 2005 8:33PM
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naftel
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greatest nation eh? well who burned the whitehouse to the ground in the war of 1812? oh yeah canada did! then we got bored so we went home to get drunk!



Apr 22 2005 8:34PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Apr 22 2005 8:34PM
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bitchassphatz
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you burned a house, we fought off multiple countries.....it's say their about the same feat.

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Apr 22 2005 8:36PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Wow you burned down a house in our country when we were like 50 years old, good job. Why don't you try it again.

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Apr 22 2005 8:37PM
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J.D.
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Yeah, I got it... the sig is no longer an issue.

Isn't anyone going to make the argument that Canada wasn't a nation until 1867, and therefore can't have won a war in 1812? Usually SOMEone does.

Apr 22 2005 8:37PM
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naftel
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we don't need too now. america hasn't made any invasive moves and we're not ones to start a fight- we'd rather have a good time and party. plus we're kept entertained enough just sitting back watching all the messed up stuff that happens in the US!



Apr 22 2005 8:41PM
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bitchassphatz
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'we like to aprty and have a good time, while poeple on the other side of the earth are getting slaughter. it's awesome to watch man!'

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Apr 22 2005 8:43PM
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bitchassphatz
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faggot

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Apr 22 2005 8:43PM
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naftel
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thats the weakest response to anything that could be posted on here. so lazy to call me a fag- get creative.

Apr 22 2005 8:45PM
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naftel
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i hope thats not implying that the US goes and stops people dying on the other side of the world- cause last time i checked the US starts a lot of conflicts officially and has a history of sponsoring even more unofficially!

(don't get me wrong i do praise any lifesaving that actually occurs, and people that are freed or whatever- but war isn't as one sided as that.)

Apr 22 2005 8:48PM
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$westside$
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^shitassmothafuckacocksuckinclitlickinbitchfukingpenissuckingslut...

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Apr 22 2005 8:48PM
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naftel
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oh thats so much better!

keep at it and someday you'll become articulate!

Apr 22 2005 8:50PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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so do people in the yukon lve in igloos or not?i

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Apr 22 2005 8:51PM
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bitchassphatz
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well it was more of a follow up, the real insult was what you said yourself. you'd rather sit and get fucked up and not do anything about whats goin on with the world and laugh at the struggle it takes to make things right.

you are really truely an awesome individual. one day i hope i can grow up to be a pussy like your whole country. dope.

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Apr 22 2005 8:51PM
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naftel
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what i meant about what we would be laughing at would be pres. bush's mispronunciation of words and that sort of thing.
no way i'm laughing at people starving or being slaughtered in ethnic cleansing in africa.



Apr 22 2005 8:54PM
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bitchassphatz
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oh laughing at words said incorrectly.....oh, now i get it. and you're calling americans dumb, thats the worst entertainment i've ever heard of. 'everytime he says orange wrong you gotta take a shot eh....'

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Apr 22 2005 8:56PM
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back_woods
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i just thought id step in here and take this one, if you dont mind...

Most Canadian major cities are built near the U.S. border because of historical and environmental factors. it has nothing to do with the states. Basically its cuz a) our north is really cold, especially if your a newly arriv3ed settler with no idea how to deal with it before central heating is invented. also its covered by forests and by far the ebst agricultural land is in the south, along the great lakes shores, the niagra valley and who can forgest the B.C. interior, that shits rich. and b) first societies being primarily based on basic agriculture, people settled where they grow shit. Not becase they like americans. hell, the indian tribes were doing this long before youre soe called "pilgrims" landed at some random rock.

e.g. how come you heavily settles east coast is in the east? cuz you like the sea? Pacific isnt good enough? because your rebellious settlers like briton so much, and wanted to hang tight? Nope.

the rest of it i didnt read, but i just wanted to clarify this point.

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Apr 22 2005 8:56PM
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agentorange
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canada's military is so bad because they used to be a colony of france.

Apr 22 2005 8:59PM
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naftel
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good point b-cat.

Apr 22 2005 8:59PM
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bitchassphatz
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that was very insightful.

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Apr 22 2005 8:59PM
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back_woods
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shit im busting out the history today--> that makes no sense, the british army (the "proto-canadians" if you will) wupped the french at the battle of Quebec. Thereofre, the french are out of the equation. and then we got all the irish and refugees and everybody else that makes this such a great place....with snow and trees and lots of peacefulness

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