Prehensile Penis?

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So I was in the bathroom today and I was wondering what it would be like to have a prehensile penis. You know, like a monkey's tail, able to grab shit and stuff.

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Apr 22 2005 12:36PM

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d-loc

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well you would need a bone first and then it would work

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Apr 22 2005 12:37PM

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sex would probaly get alot alot kinkier.

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Apr 22 2005 1:05PM

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Mike-O

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You could scratch your back more easily, and in the shower even pee on your back more easily, oooh , it could be very soothing.

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Apr 22 2005 1:17PM

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how that would be great.
i want a monkey tail sugiclly attache to my ass, that would be pimp

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Apr 22 2005 1:28PM

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sounds painful

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Apr 22 2005 4:27PM

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I think elephants have these types of cocks. Unfortunately in grade 11 bio, my teacher had us watch an animal sex documentary. The elephants had huge wangs and they moved em toward the females box like a snake. It was kinda weird... and they also would blow their load on a rock to attract the females. Man elephants are odd.

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Apr 22 2005 4:31PM

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I thought I was the only one who cracked one off on stones to bring the chicks in...

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Apr 22 2005 4:33PM

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^hahahahha

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Apr 22 2005 4:53PM

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that would be so sick then if you were co ordinated enough you could use it in class when you had to take alot of notes...copy out one paragraph with ur hand while doing the one beneath with ur wang that would make note taking so much more efficient

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Apr 22 2005 5:01PM

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Ghst

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wow.......holy shit

you could like.....wow

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Apr 22 2005 5:03PM

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Cooldude

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dude, it could jack itself off....wierd

as well as:
1) Pour a cup of tea
2) Shoot freethrows
3) Undo your fly
etc...

Apr 22 2005 6:47PM

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haha of all the things you could possibly do you think of takin notes in class.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*

Apr 22 2005 6:55PM

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Just sounds like another Ron Jeremy Production to me.

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Apr 22 2005 9:52PM

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pmills

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just as many bones as in a trunk of an elephant right?

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Apr 22 2005 9:55PM

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flying-ninja

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Lame

sounds good to me.

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Mike-O

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