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Steel toed boot in the balls
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My friend got kicked in the balls by this bitch wearing heavy ski boots, and she showed no mercy. She didnt even know what was going on, she was like laughing. It was horrible.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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They have no grasp on the pain it causes.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
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see my thread entitled "my left nut is huge"
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hahah, i was just gonna say that
MY LEFT NUT IS HUGE, hahahahhahhahahahha
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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i got kick by a soccer player in the shins with ski boots on, droped me for a good 2-3 mins
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high north session 3
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he shoulda punched her in the tit.
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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"i'm gonna punch you in the ovary, right in the baby-maker"
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
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this kid in my school plays AAA hockey and is a goaly and one day he didnt wear his cup and he got a hard ass slap shot right at the nuts
now one of his nuts doesnt work
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
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I will say this. Playing hockey, ESPECIALLY GOALIE, if you don't wear a cup, you deserve to be hit there. I can't think of many things dumber to do during a hockey game.
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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^uh...not wearing anything
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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Some guy rammed a hockey stick up my cunt, you guys don't know how much it hurts!
official NS bitch
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haha
ya thats wat i said
the kids a dumb ass
at least he wont make that mistake again
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
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hahaha cunt.
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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to her, probably
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
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arent things SUPPOSED to go up there?
a pussy is meant for insertion...
a ballsack is very fucking delicate...
Trust me... the only pain as bad as getting kicked hard in the nuts, is birthin a kid...
cuz when you get hit in the nuts hard, that pain FLOWS.... right to your stomach.. then your chest.. then you cant breathe.. then you get nausea and a headache like a hangover... then you start vomiting... then your legs feel like jello and you fall down...
it sucks...
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shit that sucks
worst i've had recently was going over a jump on my bike had a bad landing and slipped over the back of the seat onto the turning wheel
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idk if there is a pain worse than that. I am thankfult hat i never have to go through such an ordeal. Women have made props for going through that.
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Picture a professor saying this in a health class or something. Epic.
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I dunno, gettin your leg cut off would hurt pretty bad....or getting shot....or catching on fire....or getting attacked by a shark. but yeah, those two mosdef suck too.
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she should get kicked in the tit
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i whole-heartedly agree. there is no other pain that is even remotely similar to gettin kicked in the balls. i really think childbirth is the only thing that is on that level. i would much rather deal with the pain of a severe burn or cutting off a limb (not saying i would prefer those over a nutshot, but the pain isnt as bad). a guy has to do something REALLY REALLY bad for that to ever be an option for a girl, cause its brutal.
and speaking of getting kicked, this dude in my class was in a fight over the weekend, and some soccer player kicked him in the leg and broke his tibia. fuckin crazy.
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i think its funny when girls say "it hurts just as much as gettin kicked in the ovaries" no it doesnt bitch make me a sandwich
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how about getting shot in the nuts by a shark with a flaming bullet?
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I have ran into only one girl who has said that. I explained to her "losing a nut" and she immediately changed her mind.
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damn. thats almost as bad as a rocket-launcher that shoots chainsaws.
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Whenever I get kicked in the balls my stomach starts to hurt bad... am I the only one? haha
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Absolutely, sometimes I even get nauseous haha.
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