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My left nut is huge

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samck89
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oh my god, today i n lacrosse this fucking retarted missed the net and connected with my nuts. its the most pain ive ever been in, i couldnt walk fo 10 minutes and now i still have to wobble with my legs spread out to make sure not to bump it. anyways its swollen to about 4 times average size and its really fucked up. just to give you an idea of the pain, i took 3 vikadin when i got home and it barely touched it. so any tips? my friends dad is a doctor and he said ice it and ive been trying, but if you got any sweet reccomendations let me know

Apr 20 2005 11:32PM
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skierdudeguy
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hot girl thread... relieve the pressure

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Apr 20 2005 11:33PM
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samck89
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i would but id be hitting it on every down stroke

Apr 20 2005 11:37PM
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Vicious
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dude, the same thing happened to me playing lax, only i got kicked in the nuts. either way, it sucks. my ball was swollen for like 2 - 3 weeks and i had to wear a jock strap to school to support my swollen nut. it got all black and blue and bruised!

sorry dude!


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Apr 20 2005 11:37PM
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brogilvie
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HAHAHAHHA, MY LEFT NUT IS HUGE!!!!! Thats quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever. Sorry for your pain though brah. Maybe just walk it off........ HAHHA, Left Nut Is Huge!



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Apr 20 2005 11:39PM
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acoustikrage
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some kid at my school had to get a nut removed from playing lacrosse, i forgot what happened though.

Apr 20 2005 11:39PM
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sacchettiadam
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ice it is the way to go. i haate getting hit in the balls. worse feeling in the world.



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Apr 20 2005 11:39PM
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skierdudeguy
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this kid cup checked me bad yesterday, so today i fuckin owned him. it was OVER.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Apr 20 2005 11:41PM
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samck89
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thank god im not black and blue

Apr 20 2005 11:41PM
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samck89
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it pisses me off because i wasnt even like in the viscinity of where his shot should have gone but the kids on my team are so fucking bad

Apr 20 2005 11:43PM
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arsenal601
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im sorry for you. if i played, id wear a cup


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Apr 20 2005 11:54PM
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Frostfired
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worst pain iv ever felt was playin tennis and i wasnt payin atention and got hit right on the sweet spot



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

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Apr 21 2005 12:20AM
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SteezePatrol
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everytime I hear a story about balls I do that wincing thing...I got whipped with a basketball in the left nut, you have to jump around on your heels, that's what all doctors or coaches I've ever had say, it keep blood flow and decreases swelling and unwanted weeping/pussing/premature ejaculation

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Apr 21 2005 12:28AM
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whoisikeEh
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Steezepatrol wants to see a pic of it

Apr 21 2005 12:29AM
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SteezePatrol
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...funny?

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Apr 21 2005 12:30AM
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Frostfired
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good ideas
hope i wont have to try em anytime soon



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 21 2005 12:34AM
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iRonCrost2
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
my friend put his right nut up his butt, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen

Apr 21 2005 12:49AM
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iRonCrost2
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steezepatrol loves to look at nuts

Apr 21 2005 12:53AM
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ItsPhil
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id get it checked out if it doesnt go away
a kid i know had to get one removed because most of us dont wear cups because they get so fuckin anooying but he took a bounce shot to the nuts and his nads twisted around each other and his sack swelled big time

Apr 21 2005 1:51AM
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DYFI
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Apr 21 2005 8:10AM
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404404
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yea i had that happen when i was coming back from a girls house.

Apr 21 2005 8:16AM
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RedbAss
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Use the op and star in a porn movie.

Apr 21 2005 8:19AM
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triebby
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man that has got to be painful

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Apr 21 2005 9:07AM
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twix_182
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then dont fully downstroke.

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Apr 21 2005 10:40AM
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FASTPACE
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yo you think thats bad i no a kid that got kicked and his ball went into him and tyhey had to suck it out with this vacum thing ewww gives me the chills

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Apr 21 2005 11:14AM
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yellav
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...you watched your friend stick his right nut up his butt... thats kinky gay sex if ive ever heard it

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Apr 21 2005 12:34PM
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ItsPhil
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what he didnt tell us was that he had to suck it out with his own mouth. now THATS GROSS! ewwww

Apr 21 2005 12:36PM
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yellav
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hahahahaha

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Apr 21 2005 12:37PM
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JIB_NISSE
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agree.

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Apr 21 2005 1:55PM
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jarossamdb7
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i cant beleve i clicked on this. that sucks, try iceing it!

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Apr 21 2005 3:16PM
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frp1080
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yeah ice it, do you wear a cup, i do when i play lax

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Apr 21 2005 3:25PM
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FORCE
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I have a friend who's nut is the size of my fist, no bull shit. Fluid build-up and risky to drain it for some reason...or maybe he jsut wont drain it? A FIST!

Apr 21 2005 3:54PM
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TheWorst
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some kid got his nut stepped on in rugby a couple weeks ago and it exploded

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Apr 21 2005 4:57PM
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$westside$
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same...one time i was skiing when i was like 8 or so and i was going down a groomer thinking i was the shit and then i spazticaly planted my pole inbetween my legs, it jammed into my balls and i summersalted over it, landing with a thud on my back

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Apr 21 2005 5:02PM
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$bhill$
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im so afriad of popping my nut like a grape, I hope everyone who reads this cringes.

To test the junior gang members the older gang members said you had to squeeze your balls to show you can take pain and that your a man. Some sick shit

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Apr 21 2005 5:42PM
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flippintricker
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hahaha preDICKament thats clever

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Apr 21 2005 5:46PM
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McStooge
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fuck...i opened this thread thinking that i had found someone who also had a severely disformed nut. but no, i am still the man with the big right nut. everytime a chick sees it, she's mesmerized and starts to play with it. i tell her to stop, to stop making fun of my nut but she can't stop. no, she can't stop. and then she just giggles and keeps going.

just a quick story (thats true) about my unnaturally large right nut.

get better soon!

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Apr 21 2005 7:26PM
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samck89
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id post pics but theyd probably get deleted and isnt that illegal child pornography or does it count?plus i dont really want pictures of my balls floating around the internet

Apr 21 2005 7:26PM
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McStooge
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probably best to keep it to yourself

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Apr 21 2005 7:28PM
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ryan.c
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why would he post pics of his nuts? anyway thats actually hilarious but that really sucks man hope u feel betta soon

Apr 21 2005 7:53PM
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There's this kid at my school, who has some problem or something, which has made his left nut the size of a golf ball! no joke i've seen it, and its huge.

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Apr 21 2005 8:44PM
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$westside$
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^golf ball isnt that huge

-------------------------------------- n They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold. ~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
Apr 21 2005 9:14PM
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samck89
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yeah bro im talking like smaller to average sized plum here

Apr 21 2005 9:22PM
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freestyle_rich
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im afraid to play lacross for this reason!

Apr 21 2005 10:04PM
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eastcoast_skier_1080
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that happend at my school this kid sent like a 80 mph shot into this guys balls and i herd he had to have sugery but he was awasome and he also broke a kids arm erlier in the year but he hurts people so much

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Apr 21 2005 10:09PM
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RaginCajun
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yeah i got my worst ball pain playing lacrosse too. it was actually my coach who hit me in practice. walked around like a cowboy for a while.





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Apr 21 2005 10:14PM
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enick
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my moms friends son got hit in the nads in an lax practice, and he wasnt wearing a cup, and they had to do surgery on his sack because he had so much internal bleeding.

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Apr 22 2005 1:08AM
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samck89
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dont let it keep you from playing just wear a cup that was my mistake

Apr 22 2005 9:55PM
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brokenback17
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yea get your girl friend to take out some of that juice

Apr 22 2005 10:06PM
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