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Stupid things you remember crying about when you were young.....................
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alright so we've all cried about something that was beyond stupid so lets hear em. i remember when i was like 5 or 6 we were on our way back from wonderland and we stopped at a burger king and i had this nice big yellow balloon that i had grown to love from our departure. so we get to burger and it was mad windy that day and as both back doors were opened the wind sucked my balloon from my tiny little hands and carried it into a field. so i took off after it hoping i would catch it but mother nature seemed to be too powerful for a 6 year old but i kept running but it was still getting farther. after about 150 feet or so a wire fence stood in the way of the almighty hovering balloon not just any balloon but my big yellow balloon. the balloon hit the fence and popped like a 10 year old girls cherry and i started to fucken cry like a little fucken turd. i look back at that day and think. what the fuck was i thinking crying over a damn balloon?
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i cried at the end of the movie apollo 13 because it was sad
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we were undefeated in YMCA basketball and then we lost and we all cried. we were like 10.
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I drove around acorner on a go kart really fast and flipped it. I swear i stared death right in the eyes that day. I cried and screamed i was dying for like 10 minutes till my mom saw me and came outside and saved me. I was six.
Then another time i sprared some bottle of something in my eye and i screamed that i was blind and wouldnt let my parents take me to the sink.
good times
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i think even chuck norris would have cried from that shit
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Being at my Aunts, and playing Ninja Turtles. Then when we had to go my parents wanted me to go of course and I fucking was hysterical I wanted to play Turtles so bad
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i finally found this. bump
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not being able to go to a friends house, or not being able to go out.. ahh.. i hated that.
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losing teeth. I hated losing teeth. Dammit, pieces of your skull just shouldn't fall out.
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i had a good excuse to cry. I had 6 stitches. The doctors saw my skull without an x ray, and I dented the metal overhang thing really bad. It fucking hurt.
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i cried when ever i didnt get what i want. I must have been a little bitch as a kid.
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I remember crying about my sister taking a cookie from me....and i really had to have THAT SPECIFIC ONE she took... even though there was a full fucking box of cookies infront of me..coulda just taken a different one.
but then again cmoing to think of it, why couldmt that bitch just have taken a cookie from the god damn cookie container.
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shit my pants, i mean i do it all the time now and i never cry, its no big deal
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My dad used to always yell at me for being fat and he would grab my cheeks and shit and just scream at me for hours and not let me eat ice cream. Needless to say, that wasn't so good for my self esteem. Now that Im older he wants to bond with me all the time by fishing hunting, skiing, or just hanging out with me but Im just like "fuck you asshole" and ditch him. aaah revenge is sweet.
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I don't remember what i cried about but i cried so hard and i was so mad at my mom that i bit her in the leg as hard as i could she cried and that made me cry more. And then one time i was being a lil shit to my mom at the grocery store and she just left me there and i cried... but she didnt really leave me she just drove outa sight and back
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I cried when we sold our old car. That car had so many memories. I was a sad little kid when I think about it...
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i cried when my mom found the poop i made behind grandmas couch
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