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Stupid things you remember crying about when you were young.....................
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alright so we've all cried about something that was beyond stupid so lets hear em. i remember when i was like 5 or 6 we were on our way back from wonderland and we stopped at a burger king and i had this nice big yellow balloon that i had grown to love from our departure. so we get to burger and it was mad windy that day and as both back doors were opened the wind sucked my balloon from my tiny little hands and carried it into a field. so i took off after it hoping i would catch it but mother nature seemed to be too powerful for a 6 year old but i kept running but it was still getting farther. after about 150 feet or so a wire fence stood in the way of the almighty hovering balloon not just any balloon but my big yellow balloon. the balloon hit the fence and popped like a 10 year old girls cherry and i started to fucken cry like a little fucken turd. i look back at that day and think. what the fuck was i thinking crying over a damn balloon?
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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that is so rad
,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',', stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
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I had a shitty teared filled child hood , i have so many but i can't fully thik of them.
Theyre was this tree that fell over in my backyard and my borthers and his friends and I would always like fight on it. I being a stupid kid was playing on it by myself and fell off and my leg got caught in a V shaped branch and I hung upside down for like 4-5 hours. I could hear my dad yelling and driving around but i was too weak to yell loud enough.
I was sso scared of robbers and killers that they would chop off my feet so i always slept with my feet under the blankets.
I think i cried when i threw rocks at cars with THEHELLMUTH in Kindergarten when i got home from school.
I cried when my brother said he was going to get me a beanie baby and he didnt get the one i told him to get.
I was running around my house and a nail was coming out of the chair and I ran past it and it went right through part of my arm , i cried for the whole day.
I cried while leaving my brother at college.
I cried when my mom left my brother in Toledo by himself.
I was running away from home and as I was leaving I heard my brother say "he'll be back in 5 minutes" so I Stayed away as long as possible, i left for a day or too until it got dark then i ran home thinking i was gonna get chased by a murderer or something.
Man Ill get more up, i was a wimp for a while until my brothers beat me and shit.
bhill
7 Fold Ski!
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bump....i love this thread
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me and a buddy were diggin a hole im my backward for some odd reason... he starts to run and i look at him like WTF? then i turn back to see a HUGE swarm of bees chilling there and they start to come at me. i get up and run from the back to the front and get 25 bees sting
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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wen i was 10 i was takin a chik to the movies and my day cum up to me and tells me how he lost his virginty then he says rite now son it u want to follow in my foot steps this is wat u gota do. buy the chit sum pop corn but keepit on ur lap poke a hone in the bottum of it and shove ur nob throgh it then wen she geting the pop corn sooner or l8ter she will grab more than she can chew and the butter will act as a lube..........wird shit scared the shit outa me (he must of done it befor salt was put on pop corn)
No Snow......No Life....Know Snow....Know Life
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I watched Finding Nemo like 2 weeks ago and I cried.
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bump, these are really good stories. Good thread lat.
Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
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ok this 1 time i j-walked and a cop saw me and told me off and i cried
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i was downstate in portland, and me my sis and two cousins were at this place like chuckie cheese, except it wasnt chuckie cheese...There was this big fucking slide that i saw that had a huge ball pit. I climbed up and went down and i was all by myself.when i was finished fucking around in the ball pit i got out, and went to look for my mom, i looked all over, and i couldnt find her...I began to fucking cry and went to the main desk where they called her down, she was like 20 feet from the front..but i got some free shit so i would stop crying....
'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport
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yeah this thread turned out to be quite good
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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broken heart.
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BUMP this was an encredible thread
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
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in kindergarten we were gluing pieces of cut-out dinosaurs onto pieces of paper, and i put this yellow-circle near the top as the sun, but my Big Buddy wanted this big green sun. I lost it. Who's ever heard of a green sun? then she tried to make it better by saying we should colour it...that didn't go over too well with me.
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when me and my cousin learned the words "asshole"and "bullshit" then my aunt yelled at us we cried then my cousin said asshole and it made it better i think he was like 7 and i was 5
in preschool when i knocked my head on the piano and split it open and none of the teachers would look at it and my head was all bloody and i cryed until they came over
when i came out my momma
there are so many more that i don't wanna type right now
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1. after seeing the movie JACK i was like 10
2. in kindergarden the fire alarm went off at the end of school so i ran out to my moms van but i forgot my jean jacket. it was my favorite one. i cried forever cause i thought it was gonna get burnt up in the fire but it turns out some punk ass kid pulled the fire alarm... what a bitch
who dey?
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lion king.
-Zach Bernstein
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Everytime i watched land before time and the moma dynosoaur died
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My parents would send me to my room and then be downstairs doing dishes and hear from the upstairs window where I would be yelling "please don't beat me again, please owwww, please stop hitting me." I got spanked w/ a shoe on more than one occasion for that one..that hurts in case ya'll are wondering.
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men dont cry
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i pooped in the bathtub and then was pu t on a website called tubgirl
So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!
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all i can remember from my childhood is me in my retro shirts eating drit from the plant right beside me while playing the electric keyboard. such a sick childhood
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i was so exited when my mom was knocked up with my sister, i used to tell her everyday that i was so exited to have a sister and she told me that i might be a boy and i cryed.
and then my sister was born and no one payed attention to me anymore. so i cryed to get attention.
and then i drop kicked her, and my mom yelled at me and i cryed.
i was three.
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skiing=RADICAL
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hahha.. sickest kid movie ever.. yeh that sucked ay the mom dino diein..
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i loved those sesame cracker things that come in like a three pack, theyre like sesame seeds plastered together with some brown stuff. anywho, i was at superstore, and i put a pack of the sesame crackers on the scale. scale not go down= free crackers!!! right? well i was so pumped cuz i would get to share the crackers with my best friend. but then my mom found the crackers in my pocket and i started crying cuz i stole something. so then i had to get like 30 cents outof my piggy bank to pay fr them. we drove back to superstore and mom took me to the customer service desk and i payed them, but i was too sad to eat the crackers s i gave them to the food bank.
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one of my earliest memories is when i was waiting for a school bus way back in the day.. and for some reason, i remember this as if it happened a month ago, so yeah.. i was waiting for the bus with my mom, and this kid threw a friggin iceball at my face and cut me. and i remember saying it felt like i'd been shot with an arrow, and i wanted to go home, but my mom made me go to school anyways. i remember crying so much harder just because of that.
maybe not such a stupid thing..... i mean, a chunk of ice cut my face, but i totally remember whining about it all day, and being pissed at my mom.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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i cried so hard when the new batman movie came out and it came with the comic. So i wanted my mom to buy the movie for me just cause i wanted the stupid comic book that came with it. it was one of those classic child wal-mart moments
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same! and when bambi's mom died when them nigga hunters blasted bambis moms ass
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I cried during my brothers b day party because he got a mountian bike.
Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
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one time when i was little, i believe i was 6, i was taking a poop. i finished up and wiped. I realized i had no idea where my butthole was in the massive crack. i took a guess and wiped. i missed my butthole by a couple of cm, but i was oblivios at the time. later at the zoo, my butt was really itchy . I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure"
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^hahahahahahaha
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anyways one time i was in the car with my mom going down the road at hampton beach when i was young. I start to get my first boner and i start flipping out crying and shit, "mom, mom, mom!!!!!, my penis is moving all by itself!!"
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dont ask me how, but i cried at the end of "Free Willy" when he jumped over the rocks
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i still cry at that movie
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. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure"
that's goin in the sig
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i remember crying because my sister told my mom i bit her
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I cried when my aunt and uncle came to visit me once because those fuckers brought me plain M&Ms and I apparently wanted Peanut.
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Mass Fuggas fo' life.
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the purple cup, everyday someone would get it, but i always wanted it so i cried,
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i remember crying uncontrollably because i sat on a bee and it stung me after i got out playing dodgeball and had to lay on my stomach to sleep and threw a temper tantrum and my parents wouldn't let me watch x-files that night
haha wow.
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you were going to watch x files? so you were like 12?
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. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist
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no, i was in 3rd grade if that
weird i watched x-files, i know
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some wierd kid tried to steal my fake seagul that i brought in for show and tell, i pushed his head into the bus window and ran, leaving him my seagul (when you squeezed it it made that sound) and then when i told my mom about it i cried...
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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lol
wel i remeber crying once cause i couldnt find my mom when i was home, She went out and left me with the babysitter, boy i dont think that babysitter ever came back.
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my little brother poured orange soda in his chili and we weren't allowed to have soda on school nights anymore.
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fuck we were all idiots when we were young hahaha
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ohh the memories of the atlanta
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i remember seeing braveheart when i was like 5, and i always used to cry at the end because i thought that i was really William Wallace in my past life.
Another time, me and my bro were fucking laughing uncontrollably at dinner, so my parents seperated us. We were eating chicken pot pies and i stuff all of the peas into a pillow in the room i got sent into, and when my mom caught me pea stuffing, i cried for like, 2 hrs.
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Wow, where to start? The first thing that pops into my head is crying and throwing a fit because my parents would buy me a toy gun. The gun kind of resembled an AK 47 or something. I've probably cried for the gayest reasons, but can't think of any at the moment.
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