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t-man152
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I got someone to masturbate a buck (male goat). I told him this friend of mine wanted to try to get goat milk so I took him over and I pointed to the buck and said go ahead work it. he went on rubbbing the buck in that special way for about 5 minutes while my buddy and I were trying to keep a straight face. finally he said I think some milk is coming out. at this point we burst out laughing he stoped and asked if he was doing it wrong. I pointed at the goats beard its big horns and the fact that it only had one tit (penis). he looked confused and finally realizing what had happened made the most priceless face then looking at his hands ran to the bathroom and washed his hands for a good 10 minutes.

hahahahahaahahaha. this story happened a while ago but I just had a day dream about it and thought I should share.

Apr 19 2005 9:46PM
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iRonCrost
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thats such bullshit, nice try though

Apr 19 2005 9:48PM
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ilovehead
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you day dream about your friends masturbating goat's penises?

Apr 19 2005 9:48PM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh my god. that is disgusting!!! but really funny. that kid must feel like the biggest dumbass. and he shoudl, for the rest of his life

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Apr 19 2005 9:49PM
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(Jonesy)
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RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!

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Apr 19 2005 9:50PM
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kykelly05
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ahahaha u assshole..

Apr 19 2005 9:51PM
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skiierman
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We had a retarded kid smoke a blunt on a bus, get suspended for 10 days and have to go to court, beat that.

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Apr 19 2005 9:54PM
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t-man152
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I saw a facial expression that looked just like his and I remembered the event

and Ironcross it did happen a while back at a farm in france we used to have.

funy shit

Apr 19 2005 9:55PM
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seemeski
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I know someone who tried smoking inscense

Apr 19 2005 10:23PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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ohhh good god

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Apr 19 2005 10:35PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha, how much of it did he smoke?


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Apr 19 2005 11:27PM
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Apple
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thats exactly what i was thinking ahahahaha.

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Apr 19 2005 11:31PM
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freerider_klo
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH,...hahahaha
makes me laugh



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Apr 20 2005 1:17AM
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Mattman
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hahahaha me too!

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Apr 20 2005 1:20AM
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fairygirl
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I have two pet goats, and both of them are male. Its surprising how many people DON'T actually know that male goats can't be milked....

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Apr 20 2005 1:25AM
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Kevo
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that was so funny! "you had a day dream about your friend masturbating a goat's penis?"




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Apr 20 2005 1:25AM
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SnowKristaL
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That is foul.

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Apr 20 2005 1:27AM
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Girays_Brother
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what a fucking retard

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Apr 20 2005 11:09AM
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t-man152
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well from the stroy I think its pretty clear that they Can in fact be milked. haha

Apr 20 2005 11:21AM
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Bangor
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hahaaaaaahahahaha, i just broke out laughing in my college library. everyone's looking at me like i'm a nutcase.

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Apr 20 2005 11:23AM
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General_Shredgnar
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you are a nutcase if you are in a library or in college.


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Apr 20 2005 11:28AM
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d-loc
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haha thats tight

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Apr 20 2005 12:22PM
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freestyler540
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hahahaha, makes me think about the south park episode when Cartman gets milk from a male dog.



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Apr 20 2005 1:33PM
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katesd
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hahah, this thread is hilarious
That is an amazing story


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Apr 20 2005 2:33PM
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katesd
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^ one of the act, then one of the expression on their face when they find out what's going on.


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Apr 20 2005 2:53PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha, but a black bar where the gus hand is... its genius!

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Apr 20 2005 3:01PM
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