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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I am insanely bored!!im home alone with no girls/drugs or anything. i cant drive WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO

Apr 19 2005 2:33PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
MASTURBATE

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.
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Apr 19 2005 2:34PM
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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
already did it


Apr 19 2005 2:34PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
take a monster shit

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Apr 19 2005 2:35PM
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mammothloc
Posts: 247 - Karma: 10
do it agin, its always a better challenge the second time

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Apr 19 2005 2:35PM
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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
i actually just got off the toilet

Apr 19 2005 2:36PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
geez, 2 for 2...

go for a run?

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Apr 19 2005 2:36PM
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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
ffuck i dont wanna run its like 85 degrees

Apr 19 2005 2:37PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
swim

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Apr 19 2005 2:37PM
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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
no pool man

Apr 19 2005 2:38PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
go dig a hole

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Apr 19 2005 2:38PM
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SRskierSFS
Posts: 1476 - Karma: 124
hahahaha look shit up in the anarchist cookbook


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Apr 19 2005 2:39PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
there are probably loads of drugs in your house. find basically anything in an aerosol ca, spray it in a plastic bag and breathe in and out in and out


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Fight the Fiat!!!
Apr 19 2005 2:48PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
draw a picture.
play an instrument.
play some hackey sack.
watch a movie.
play videogames.
play with a pet.
listen to music.
phone up a friend or a girl.

That's pretty much what I'd do in your situation.


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Apr 19 2005 3:05PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
go take a shower

Apr 19 2005 3:07PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ thats a good idea too. a long hot shower.


-katie
Apr 19 2005 3:10PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
^ haha ya . thats wat i do when im really insanely bored

Apr 19 2005 3:11PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
study for school
play wit ha pet
see how many times in 3 horus you can masturbate
read a book outside and get a nice tan
play jibberish
go for a drive

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
Apr 19 2005 3:12PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
go build a summer jib

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Apr 19 2005 3:15PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Drink turpintine.

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Apr 19 2005 3:18PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
go die since you obviously have nothing to live for.


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Apr 19 2005 3:20PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
hahaha agreed

Apr 19 2005 3:39PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
Def. see how many times in one day you can beat off. Then the next time you're insanely bored, you can try to better your beat off record.


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Fat skis, Tight trees
Apr 19 2005 3:46PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
I had friend go 19 consecutive times in less than an hour. Guy was a machine.

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Apr 19 2005 4:26PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
thats like once every 3 minutes, how'd he even get off the first time in udner 3 minutes ,nevermind the other 18

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
Apr 19 2005 4:27PM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
^
impressive

Apr 19 2005 4:28PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i don't even believe its possible

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
Apr 19 2005 4:29PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
from what u hear, if you try to go fast when you wankin your bacon, then when ur having sex u wont last as long

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Apr 19 2005 4:29PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
color
sing songs
arts and crafts

Apr 19 2005 4:33PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
Oh it is. This guy is incredible...and way too bored.
This was in high school too, so I'm sure he had zero stamina. He said he just kept going, no break in between. What a crazy fuck.

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Apr 19 2005 4:34PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
that shits gotta hurt after a while


Apr 19 2005 4:39PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
man, your penis would be on fire!

Apr 19 2005 6:15PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
what an interesting turning of this thread. anyway my friend said he did 15 in 20 minutes.. possible?

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Apr 19 2005 7:05PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
wow...how in the hell


how can you even finish in 3 minutes...
ahhhhh

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Apr 19 2005 7:08PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
no way
you cant get a hard on that quick and bust right away

Apr 19 2005 7:09PM
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Prospect
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
Jibberish is what i would do


Apr 19 2005 7:11PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
u could do what ur name suggests and dream of someone doing a dirty sanchez

Wawa Steeze team
Apr 19 2005 7:15PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
if your friend really can do it 19 times in an hour, he probably could make the guinness book of world records for jacking it off the most in one hour

Apr 19 2005 7:21PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
incredible

Apr 19 2005 7:48PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
...play with your ball sack.

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Apr 19 2005 7:50PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Masturbate a pet? Eh?

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Apr 19 2005 8:01PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
see how many times u can say Irish Wrist Watch withour messing up muahaha

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Apr 19 2005 8:01PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ are you adding to my list, or are you referring to my lick my balls comment?


-katie
Apr 19 2005 8:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Such a liar. The world record is 25 times in 24 hours man.

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Apr 19 2005 8:42PM
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lucyford
Posts: 4742 - Karma: 15
ewwwwwww there's actually a record for it? that's gross. you think it'd be a bit higher than that. but i guess fatigue sets in.





far too fly to stay stationary...
Apr 19 2005 8:54PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
^ how many guys have you got with who didnt just lay back and snooze after they were finished? this 19 stuff a) disguste me and b) is bullshit, unless the guys in question have sever physological problems.

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Apr 19 2005 9:09PM
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Cooldude
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
you know this guy's bored when he's already done every suggestion and tells us so almost immediatly!

Apr 19 2005 9:19PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
take apart stuff from your house ie bikes, cars, computers, your furnace...

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Apr 19 2005 9:30PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha, i love it. not that fun though.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
Apr 19 2005 11:33PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i bet he...

didnt invite his grandmother over and slap box her

do that its always fun

Apr 19 2005 11:38PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
go learn a programing language

go hack NSA


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Apr 20 2005 12:05AM
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