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My gf is with the pirates of the carribean...

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five0
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i just got to talk to her while shes on vacation in dominica and then half of the cast walked into the bar they were in... the rest of the cast hadnt showed up yet but i guess theyre at the same hotel and everything...so umm yeah my gf is with johnny depp right now...but atleast shes bringing me back keira knightlys autograph

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Apr 17 2005 5:24PM
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RaginCajun
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too bad shes not bringing you back keira knightly.





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Apr 17 2005 5:34PM
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hucker22
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tell her to do her, and take pics

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Apr 17 2005 5:40PM
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^ ^^ both good ideas

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Apr 17 2005 5:47PM
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Kevo
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Are they making another one or something?




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Apr 17 2005 5:55PM
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St.Steezy
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^yep its called 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'

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Apr 17 2005 6:01PM
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katesd
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i wish i was hanging out with johnny


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Apr 17 2005 6:13PM
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Anathema
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keira is hot. she's got wierd lip action goin on though.

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Apr 17 2005 6:23PM
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katesd
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^ hah how so?


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Apr 17 2005 6:23PM
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-AR_Seven-
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I'd be nervous... she's probably trying to get with Johnny Depp... and I hear he likes younger girls.

Apr 17 2005 6:24PM
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Sharpy
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i want to give it to her, keira is so hot

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Apr 17 2005 6:25PM
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Luc.
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yes

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Apr 17 2005 6:27PM
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ItsPhil
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what if your gf got in the movie
and you found out she cheated on your with keira knightly and johhny depp at the same time
and johhny dressed up as edward scissorhands

Apr 17 2005 6:40PM
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twinskeez
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I had sex with your girlfriend once. I ripped her sphincter and she shat all over the place, so I got rid of that bitch. She gave good head though. She told me you had a small dick and thats why she neevr went down on you.

Apr 17 2005 6:59PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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one of my friends went to the dominican place over break

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Apr 17 2005 7:46PM
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DrGonzo729
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and guys like this dude, your screwwed

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Apr 17 2005 7:55PM
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DrGonzo729
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shit, im a loser

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Apr 17 2005 7:56PM
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SteezePatrol
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correction...my gf fucking jonny depp right now

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Apr 17 2005 8:00PM
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DrGonzo729
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/disneyworker.html

anyways heres the link, and i doubt it dude

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Apr 17 2005 8:03PM
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ItsPhil
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hahahaha
that dudes got a tube sock in his pants

Apr 17 2005 10:10PM
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back_woods
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yeah id be worried about johnny getting on her

reverse the roles- if you walked into a bar and say keiran knightly, youd want to get on her right?

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Apr 17 2005 10:12PM
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Stryken
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kiera = hottest girl ever

your girlfriend = doing the depp

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Apr 17 2005 10:31PM
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five0
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ill never die, and johnny depp is like 46 shes got my gf by a good 30 years

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 18 2005 1:42AM
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DrGonzo729
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she probably hasnt even talked to him, shes not banging him dude

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share. - Dalton Trumbo, 1970
Apr 18 2005 1:48AM
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five0
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^thanks, but i already know

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 18 2005 1:59AM
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powder_2_the_people
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keira= hubba hubba


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Apr 18 2005 7:48AM
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d-loc
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alllll right a new fucking pirate movie, thats soething i havent seen before in my lifetime

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Apr 18 2005 11:08AM
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Apple
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actually, they are aparently filming the next 2 at the same time.

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