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Whale Sperm

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Dani*
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I heard that Red Bull contained Whale Sperm.

I don't exactly believe that but I just wonder where people come up with this bullshit, and if it is true.





Schiller Says: Gimme A Gordita!
Apr 15 2005 9:07PM
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Ski-hobo
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your an idiot, it contains taurine, which is an animo acid. Somewhere some person said that the taurine was synthetic bull jizz

Apr 15 2005 9:13PM
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Dani*
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I wasn't the one who said it, and I was just wondering if anyone else had heard about that. It's stupid when people make up shit about things.





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Apr 15 2005 9:14PM
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Forum*
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Wow whale sperm, why would people actually think about this. The special ingredient is turine.

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Apr 15 2005 9:15PM
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Mattman
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Your dumb, have you ever checked the side of the can? hmmm yea....

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Apr 15 2005 9:17PM
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Skibum140
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Wow you must be like the dumbest girl alive.

Apr 15 2005 9:17PM
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Dani*
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I have read the side, and like I said, I'M NOT THE ONE who said this, I'm simply repeating it





Schiller Says: Gimme A Gordita!
Apr 15 2005 9:18PM
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Ski-hobo
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yeah, sorry for the hard time

Apr 15 2005 9:23PM
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Dani*
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mhmm..





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Apr 15 2005 9:24PM
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skierdudeguy
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i can see the side of the can:
carbonate water
high fructose corn syrup
whale sperm
caffine

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Apr 15 2005 9:29PM
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Timmy_G
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wow you gave her a real hard time for that. That was brutal someone even called her an idiot?? then there was "your the dumbest girl" people need to lighten up ALOT in here

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Apr 15 2005 9:34PM
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T.L.
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how exactly would they go about collecting the whale sperm.

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Apr 15 2005 9:58PM
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Dani*
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Apr 15 2005 9:58PM
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frp1080
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busted

N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
Apr 15 2005 10:06PM
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BxB
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no they acually do put whale sperm in along with goat intestine, miquito eyeballs, worms, and pcp, lcd, and coke

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Apr 15 2005 10:20PM
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^don't forget the albatross clitoris.

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Apr 15 2005 10:25PM
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BxB
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fuck fuck fuck how could i forget the active ingredient fuck fuck

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Apr 15 2005 10:25PM
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*cowboy*
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"What do you do for a living?"

"...well, I work for Red Bull and my job is to jack off whales allll day long."


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Apr 15 2005 10:34PM
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skiierman
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^ That would be a very long and hard job.

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Apr 15 2005 10:44PM
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Ghst
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ahaha,long and hard job

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Apr 15 2005 11:13PM
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freshpowder41
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lol thats good

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Apr 15 2005 11:19PM
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k2yeags
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havent you ever seen a red bull factory, all the stuff is, is water sugar and whale sperm, they have these real big machenes that jack off whales all day. why do you think they stoped making free whillie movies? cause the whale figured out he could make the same amount of money getting masterbated all day and quit. i cant believe you didn't know this

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Apr 16 2005 12:51AM
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switchskier88
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would whale sperm even fit in the can i mean if its proportional and all they gotta be the size of stripe bass

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Apr 16 2005 2:10AM
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t-man152
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at firslt I thought this was at the docks but now that I think about it its probably the redbull factory

Apr 16 2005 8:49AM
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HAM*
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wierd

Apr 16 2005 9:18AM
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skiierman
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^^ Yeah that picture isn't real...

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Apr 16 2005 9:37AM
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t-man152
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do you mean the picture isnt real or the info in the picture isnt real? because both are in fact real. a blue whale's penis can measure up to 5 meters (16ft)

I dont see what would make you think that the picture is fake.

Apr 16 2005 9:41AM
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Lateralis
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man id love to have a 16foot penis......................................................cuz 20 is way too long



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Apr 16 2005 10:30AM
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Leckett
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its like the dumbass who said mountain dew kills ur sperm cells. i duno were they came up with that

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Apr 16 2005 10:34AM
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brogilvie
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A Whales dick, is called a DORK



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Apr 16 2005 10:46AM
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$bhill$
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Maybe thats why i have to spit after drinking red bull, soo much mucus

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Apr 16 2005 10:58AM
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Dani*
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ew mucus!?





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Apr 16 2005 1:25PM
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nilzlet
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mountain dew actually makes your balls smaller.

Apr 16 2005 1:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the yellow 5 in mountain dew lowers your sperm count supposedly. Just like smoking marijuana and using a laptop computer on your lap.

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Apr 16 2005 2:14PM
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skiierman
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The thing is that isn't even a blue whale, and the type of whale in that picture does not have a visable penis like that. The fact about how much sperm released is just non-sence because I highly doubt anyone has put the time and effort into actually figuring out a way to measure something like that (I mean the amount of sperm produced/released).

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Apr 16 2005 2:18PM
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freshpowder41
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im never going swimming in the ocean again


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Apr 16 2005 3:21PM
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almostaskier
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yea, thats not even a close to being a whale at all, its a whale

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Apr 16 2005 3:47PM
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t-man152
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its a baby blue whale and the penis of a blue whale does stick out like that. it comes out when the whale is ready to reproduce. as for how much sperm a whale releases it was in general not that exact whale. they were talking in terms of adult full grown whales.

Apr 16 2005 5:11PM
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almostaskier
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ok, i need to make myself more clear, since half of my previous post got cut off:

its not a whale at all, t-man, its a whale SHARK, the biggest fish in the world. but its not a whale at all. not even close.

proof? its spotted, has gill slits and a very predominent dorsal fin, all this just in the picture.

baby blue whale, yea, right dude.

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Apr 16 2005 5:17PM
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MESKI
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^^^ thank u, least someone knows what it really is, its a whale shark... get it right

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Apr 16 2005 7:44PM
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LostCarKeys
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Good thing that animals don't have STD's cuz anyone in the ocean would get whale AIDS...

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Apr 16 2005 8:10PM
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SteezePatrol
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no, don't think it works that way

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Apr 16 2005 10:18PM
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skiierman
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See I was right after all... Yeah, that was the shittiest weed ever.

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Apr 16 2005 10:52PM
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t-man152
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Animals have STD's but most of them are incompatible with humans so they dont affect us. Im sure that some STD's are compatible with us but since not that many people have sex with animals its hard to tell.

Apr 17 2005 8:11AM
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almostaskier
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didn't aids come to humans through sexual relations with a chimp? something about chimp aids being benign in them, but some lady did it with one, and then she spread it on, etc etc?

and for further proof of what that animal is:

Whale shark:
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blue whale:
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your pic:
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Apr 17 2005 9:19AM
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almostaskier
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your pic:
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Apr 17 2005 9:21AM
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ItsPhil
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OH SNAPPPPPPPPP

Apr 17 2005 2:44PM
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quixotic
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freestyler540
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Thank you for making my day...whale sperm...
Jan 8 2009 4:36PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Thats a burn 4 years in the making.
Jan 8 2009 4:41PM
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samwise
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hahahahaha
Jan 8 2009 4:43PM
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