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ductapeboy
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so i woke up this morning at like 5 am to go to the washroom... cuz im weird like that... so i decided that i should brush my teeth. so im there in my boxers brushing away... and you know how some times when you are brushing your teeth, a bit of tooth paiste some times falls out of your mouth into the sink.... well that happened, but instead of landing in the sink.... it fell on my boxers. so now it looks like i have a big jiz stain. ooops. how embarasing.

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Apr 15 2005 9:37AM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
u must be like 12 man......if that happened to me i'd be like "its toothpaste man" and even if it werent no one would care anyway

Apr 15 2005 9:41AM
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Anathema
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sure... it's all just a cover up isn't it, you filthy person.

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Apr 15 2005 9:42AM
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ItsPhil
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someone here is a premature ejaculator

Apr 15 2005 9:44AM
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Sharpy
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everyone jacks off, no need to be embarassed, its eprectly naturasl

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Apr 15 2005 9:59AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
toothpaste. sure.

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Apr 15 2005 9:59AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
not only is he probably older than you, but he is also a better person than you are. Care to kiss his feet and beg for his forgiveness?

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Apr 15 2005 9:59AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
hes actually 14.

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Apr 15 2005 10:07AM
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Sharpy
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me and the world ghet along

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Apr 15 2005 10:08AM
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Craigskis
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Was Dave Jacking off to the sears catalog again, because you were too busy watching family guy Stacey????

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Apr 15 2005 10:26AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
haha, owned!

I had the same problem, except differnt.














shit, now i have to make up some believeable story.... damnit!

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Apr 15 2005 10:32AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
So why didn't you just pick up a cloth and wipe it off...?


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Apr 15 2005 11:40AM
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ductapeboy
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i did. it smeared.

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Apr 15 2005 11:58AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
are you canadian? you said washroom

Apr 15 2005 12:03PM
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powder_2_the_people
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i jack off on my underpants all the time. then i go show it proudly to my mom and she gives me a cookie.

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Apr 15 2005 12:27PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i bet she licks them and then washes them for ya right?

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Apr 15 2005 12:30PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
well after she licks them she doesnt need to wash them

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Apr 15 2005 12:54PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
That happend to me but on my skiing gloves, with this blue filler gunk on the gas pump nozzle. So when I try to explain it, they cut me off when I say, "So I had the nozzle in my hands, and there was this blue stuff all over it..." Basically it looked like I jacked off a smurf.

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Apr 15 2005 1:04PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Sometimes I get a little over excited when I see my own reflection too.

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Apr 15 2005 2:01PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
excellent skier....

story telling needs a little work though.

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Apr 15 2005 2:22PM
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(Jonesy)
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oh no! it's on your boxers chief, NO ONE WILL SEE IT! jesus christ.

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Apr 15 2005 2:26PM
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Craigskis
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I jsut crack the mirror when i see myself, So ugly...

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Apr 15 2005 2:29PM
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Boards
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that is funny dave.

i have one too. the other day i was beating it and my date came over and i could not find the wad. then she found it and put it in her hair and it stood straight up like gel....

i swear i did not take that storey from a movie.

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Apr 15 2005 3:27PM
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katesd
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did you use water?


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Apr 15 2005 3:29PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
thanks dan. you know that really makes me feel better to know that quirky things like that happen to other people too. what?
water eh? that would have been smart. like having a stain on the crotch of my underwear is really embarasing... i have been looking down at my crotch all day to make sure that the fly isn't open and that noone sees that there is a stain on my undies. its tramatic. thats for sure.

Dave Pauls www.NSClothing.com www.CorbettsSkiShop.com I like dead kittens.
Apr 15 2005 3:55PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
hahah shit, don't tell me you seriously didn't even use water........


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Apr 15 2005 4:12PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Haha Dave, I've noticed you being extra selfconsious today, but I couldn't figure out why. It all makes sense now though, 'cept for that you haven't left the apartment all day. RETARD!

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Apr 15 2005 4:29PM
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Forum*
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Do Americans say washroom differently?

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Apr 15 2005 4:46PM
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ItsPhil
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skeet skeet skeet skeet

Apr 15 2005 4:50PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
bathroom, poopie room

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 15 2005 4:50PM
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Sharpy
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i call it the poop pit

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Apr 15 2005 4:51PM
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ItsPhil
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i call it my happy place

Apr 15 2005 4:52PM
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NBCskier
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he said washroom hehe






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Apr 15 2005 4:58PM
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ItsPhil
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morning wood is so underplayed

Apr 15 2005 5:10PM
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katesd
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I'm Canadian and I say both washroom and bathroom.


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Apr 15 2005 5:11PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm Canadian and I say shitter...

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Apr 15 2005 5:13PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
do they have bidays (sp?) in canadia
the water fountains that wash your butt after you take a poop

Apr 15 2005 5:15PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ probably, nowhere that i've been though.


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Apr 15 2005 5:28PM
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skisebski
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and you became a mod because.....lol

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Apr 15 2005 5:35PM
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rebel
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There's something funny about those mods. I don't know what it is, but it sure is funny.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 15 2005 5:37PM
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you're Canadian??? Oh well, I guess I still love you....kinda anyways.

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Apr 15 2005 5:57PM
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freestyle_rich
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^ im canadian- nothin beats the good ol' north. oh yeah i hate morning wood, its a sign of a bad day

Apr 15 2005 8:11PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Yah, every one does it, or has done it, if you say you dont, your either lieing, or really weird, STOP Lieing!!

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Apr 15 2005 8:20PM
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hucker22
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to bad, say u were havin sex and needed to wipe it up

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Apr 15 2005 9:02PM
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Timmy_G
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school penis is the worst ever. You get random boners in schools and your llike "damn" then you have to stand up and your like "fuuuck... eh time to impress"

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Apr 15 2005 9:29PM
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Deafboy
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toothpaste leaves this big white stain even after you've wipped it off good.....it like re-appears later on. fucking ass toothpaste.....oh well i like brushing my teeth................ah now i wanna go brush my teeth.

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Apr 16 2005 2:10AM
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gmack24
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haha he embarassed his mirror image, what a fag

Apr 16 2005 2:15AM
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HAM*
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fag

Apr 16 2005 9:10AM
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SkiUnit03
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queer fag homo gay ass fudge packing shit slamming homo gay faggot!






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Apr 16 2005 9:42AM
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JazzyJ
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haha yea that happens often, and morning wood is almost every day

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 16 2005 2:54PM
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Chief_Blaze
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i agree with skibum

Apr 16 2005 9:26PM
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