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hendrik.
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I was checkin out the results for the women's slopestyle, and it said she did not show for her 1st run...anyone know what the deal is about this? i bet she coulda killed it had she had more than one run...

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Apr 15 2005 12:10AM
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montanaskier
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here's an explaination i copied from harvey's post on the freeskier website.

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Apr 15 2005 12:15AM
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montanaskier
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Ashley Battersby was the next to injure herself, over-shooting the channel gap by a mile and bruising her shins. She competed, but skipped most of the jumps

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Apr 15 2005 12:15AM
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Schoening
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that sucks

Apr 15 2005 1:05AM
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yetigonecrazy
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shitty, i hope shes feeling better, because shes a fuckn sick skier



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Apr 15 2005 1:38AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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Ok, i was there, she rolled down about 250 windows and overshot a bit, wasnt that bad.

That womens comp was a disgrace. I cant beleive they got invited, then paid for what they did, the only girl who jumped was martinod. I cant beleive Heather La Hart. She did boner 3s and 5s off the fucking knuckles of the jumps. didnt even hit a jump her whole run. There are so many girls that deserved to be in that and weren't, because girls qualifiers was cancelled. bullshit. It was a brand new low for womens skiing.

Way to take a shit on your own sport girls.

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Apr 15 2005 1:38AM
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sizzlah
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ash ash she is the best
she hurts herself more than the rest
broken hands and all that rift
yo ash your brother is drunk and he is breakin' shit...
...come hoooome

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Apr 15 2005 2:20AM
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h3ofilms
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if Ashley didnt jump, its because she was smart enough not to. She could have slayed the course, but no need for her to if she was hurt.

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Apr 15 2005 2:52AM
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lucyford
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i'm not sure what i should say to that.

especially since it's probably true.





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Apr 15 2005 3:30AM
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J@nne
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ashley is maybe sickest woman skier

Apr 15 2005 5:03AM
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scofield
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your shins are evil ashley

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Apr 15 2005 6:27AM
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*dj
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Ashley went huge on the channel gap and totally overshot. She was in so much pain afterwards...it was ridiculous. I can't even believe that she kept skiing after that, but she's a trooper.

She killed the down rail at the top and did a sick disaster onto the last down of the triple kink. Her shins hurt way too much to be able to hit the jumps. She would've killed it if she wasn't hurt.

Apr 15 2005 7:43PM
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arsenal601
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ashley kills it


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Apr 15 2005 7:47PM
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-AR_Seven-
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Yes, I heard the comp was awful aside from Martinod. Cancelling qualifiers like that is just shooting yourself in the foot.

Apr 15 2005 7:48PM
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vontaar
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ash did fly that gap by a mile. she proved she can ski hurt by taking third at the us open with a broken hand. she is smart enough to know when she can ski hurt and when it is smart to call it a day. at least she has a brain, unlike most of u wanabees.

Apr 15 2005 7:52PM
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Girays_Brother
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damn that sucks

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Apr 15 2005 8:00PM
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freestyle_rich
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sarah burke is my fav lady skier

Apr 15 2005 8:46PM
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again NOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Apr 15 2005 11:05PM
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ash has awesome steeze

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Apr 16 2005 4:45AM
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knotbox
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i want ash battersby to have my babys


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Apr 16 2005 6:07AM
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Mike-O
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In the past, everyone used to say "I want to have his babies" for male pro skiers that slayed the competition, it's good to know we now have sick women skiers too! :D



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Apr 16 2005 6:44AM
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~PaRkEr~
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Ashley knows whats up. if she wasn't hurt she would've slayed it. it's too bad though, i wish that more girls could've made it a better comp!!!!!

Apr 20 2005 12:38PM
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dr.awkward
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now the womens slope at wsi is cancelled indefinetely because they wasted over 5000$ on prize money for nothing. it was a big disapointment and we wont be seeing it again for awhile...martinod killed it but everyone else was very lame







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Apr 20 2005 12:44PM
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acc
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i heard that denise did really well too. ash would have done great if she wasn't hurting.

Apr 20 2005 12:45PM
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yeah apparently ash and jayleen were the only ones actually going huge, both got injured though. shitty. sorry jai :(

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Apr 20 2005 12:48PM
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I was there too, and as bitter as it may sound, Skishore is right.



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Apr 20 2005 12:59PM
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concept311
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Pictues of Ash, Sarah and Grete at the US Open.....

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Apr 20 2005 2:09PM
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J@nne
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ashleys clothes are sick in that picture

Apr 20 2005 2:16PM
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DynastarriderGP
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she's hot, i'd do her.

Apr 20 2005 2:24PM
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*GP*
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are u sure that first pic is Ash? Cuz that looks a lot like Parker...

Apr 20 2005 2:38PM
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concept311
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no I could be wrong it could be parker...

Apr 20 2005 2:50PM
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scofield
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but chelle doesnt have black hair

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Apr 20 2005 2:54PM
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yea 1st pict is parker ashley wore ALL green in vail


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Apr 20 2005 3:03PM
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concept311
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thanks for the correction iam sure I have a picture ash somewhere then...

Apr 20 2005 3:32PM
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NGA
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i agree with skishore, girls fucking sucked at wsi. ashley has got to be the only stylie girl out there, too bad she got hurt.

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Apr 20 2005 4:47PM
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she sounds good

Apr 20 2005 5:14PM
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chugLIFE
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ya...to the guy who said ti wasnt that bad? you're completely wrong...she was following sammy carlson and sammy went too big, and ash ahs a habit of going faster then the person shes following cuz she always thinks shes gonna case so she went even bigger then sammy, and sammy was in apin. she went fucking HUGE and that landing was flat as fuck. she definatley would ahve killed it if she didnt hurt herself, but it was wise to not hti the jumps...she was disastering the triple kink tho....no girl is even close to ashelys rail skills...plus shes the fuckin shit!

Write that down.

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Apr 20 2005 5:25PM
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Ok, i was there, she rolled down about 250 windows and overshot a bit, wasnt that bad.


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Apr 20 2005 6:06PM
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~PaRkEr~
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ha...nice pic! Ash- i love ya girl!

Apr 20 2005 7:25PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ those pics arent grete, theyre jon hahaha, anyway, ashley is THE sickest chickripper out there, w/out a question

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Apr 20 2005 8:15PM
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SKIFASTyo
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Half of you people are totally fucking retarded because you weren't there, "heard things" and then spell them off as the truth. God bless Newschoolers.com (seriously.. I love it)

Here's what happened:
There were seven or so girls that were going to hit the course. For some stupid reason, they didn't have a women's qualifier, so there was no way to replace girls that did not compete.

A couple girls got hurt before the comp such as Sarah. Some girls were training for pipe and other shit so they just didn't even bother doing it.

That left four girls: Marie, Denise, Ashley and Heather.

Ashley over-shot the fuck out of the channel gap which made her shins die so she couldn't compete. Instead of pulling out completely, just decided to just have fun. She hit the rails, skipped the jumps, and came in last.

Heather La-Hart was just fucked. She didn't hit anything. She did threes and shit off rollers, didn't hit the rails. She sucked and came in third.

Denise Jaworsky was the only girl to hit every feature. Before her second run, several inches of snow accumulated slowing the speed down so she cased the crap out of her five. Five or six other athletes (guys) dropped in after her and did the same thing, including Sammy Carleson, Tom Dolezel, Corey Vanular, etc. Denise got second for hitting all the features and landing everything except the first case.

Marie skipped the rails but did well on the jumps, straight airing the first one after seeing the other girls and guys case. She did a super sick 3 mute off the last jump which put her in first.

So there's all the happened. The women's slopestyle was lame obviously... but then, so was the men's final. Peter Olenick was the only one that cleared the first jump out of the five people.

Put together injuries, a lack of people because of no qualifier, and a slew of fresh snow fucking up the speed, and you have all the reasons why the women's WSI slopestyle sucked.


Apr 20 2005 8:36PM
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hot_rippin_chic
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in reply to ur message, i went to wsi with a bruised heel and had already scratched from vtopen because of it and wasn't about to scratch from wsi or braking my heel even more and not competing in pipe. Considering half the field already scratched, sarah had a bruised heel, jen got hurt the day before, denise rocked her head pretty hard, and ashley is tough as hell and took a good shot on the channel pretty much as long as you competed you could make some money...

i totally agree with you that it was a discrace, im definately not proud of my run ,actually quite ashamed that i got 3rd place with it so rediculuous...bruised heels suck, i was definately pissed that i couldnt hit the jumps cause the course was pretty nice.

it sux that they didnt' have qualifiers because there are girls out there who aren't injured like all the girls field was and who did deserve to be there but weren't able to compete. It definately was not a good show from the girls. Only affirms most people's points of views girls in skiing...oh well

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Apr 20 2005 8:36PM
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hot_rippin_chic
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"A couple girls got hurt before the comp such as Sarah."

ya how bout you add my name to that?

we both had the same injury (bruised heels), both did the same thing, she cased the first hit and i did the same. If youve ever had a bruised heel you know that pretty much ends your jumping for a while.



Apr 20 2005 8:44PM
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acc
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shit, i was waiting for someone to give denise some credit. denise doesn't get nearly as much credit as she deserves. she's nasty on rails (including a sick bs switch-up i've seen her throw), she's the only girl i've seen throw unnatty spins off jumps in comps, she was the first girl to 270 onto a box/rail in a comp (04 usfo), and she can hold her own in pipe. i'm not taking anything away from ash, michelle, grete, sarah, or kristi, but denise is one of the best all around female riders out there.

Apr 20 2005 8:47PM
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SKIFASTyo
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yeah but hot_rippin_chick or whatever the fuck self-absorbed name you have, you arent good. that's the difference between you and sarah.

Apr 20 2005 8:50PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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yeah, i must admit, denise doesn't seem to get enough credit for how awesome a skier she is!!! she kills it and is such a down to earth person!

WHOOO for Denise! and for Sarah who's for sure a stellar gal, and for all the other competitors..but WHOO for Denise!



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Apr 20 2005 8:59PM
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hot_rippin_chic
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okay...guess im not good, your right ya i just suck

Apr 20 2005 9:14PM
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shes hott

Apr 20 2005 10:34PM
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girls have it so easy, any guy on this site can do 5's and rails, find a girl who can do it and shes gone pro allready

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Apr 20 2005 10:38PM
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emilyb
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ditto on denise

she's basically the woman.

Apr 21 2005 12:11AM
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^hehe why hello miss emily bennett!!!



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Apr 21 2005 1:34AM
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