Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Funny porno titles

profile picture
doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
lets hear um...

so far i got:
bi-curious george
you've got male genitalia
ect...

Apr 14 2005 10:27PM
1 0
profile picture
Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
haha weapons of ass destruction

Apr 16 2005 4:22PM
0 0
profile picture
twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
wench i mean, haha. noice

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Apr 16 2005 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
Anne Frank - Diary of a young slut

Apr 16 2005 5:58PM
0 0
profile picture
JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
hey, how come no one mentioned Glad-he-ate-her

_________________________ just ski.
Apr 16 2005 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Spiderbabe

*Something Meaningful*
Apr 16 2005 8:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Prospect
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
MILF HUNTER

Apr 16 2005 8:31PM
0 0
profile picture
five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
beauty and the beef

i made that up

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 17 2005 1:27AM
0 0
profile picture
LibertyRider05
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
hahaha


Apr 20 2005 1:12PM
0 0
profile picture
bikeskier
Posts: 172 - Karma: 25
fisting firemen

ya it was hot

SMELL MY GOAT
Apr 20 2005 1:51PM
0 0
profile picture
wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
ice-t's pimp school 101, jiggling milf juggs, dirty talkin cock sucking sluts
Jul 27 2006 9:53PM
0 0
profile picture
AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
thats from 40 days and nights
Jul 27 2006 9:55PM
0 0
profile picture
AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
hhahaha
Jul 27 2006 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Internal Combustion
Jul 27 2006 9:56PM
0 0
profile picture
wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
hahahahahahah! tokens best appearence by far!

hmmmmm... what about... weapons of ass destruction.
Jul 27 2006 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Gtweaker
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 19
italian blow job
Jul 28 2006 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
Shanghai Dicks
Ski Porn
XXX= ten
pop yer cheerrez
Poonlander
exact sizeinch


Jul 28 2006 12:26AM
0 0
profile picture
leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
hahahaha poonlander
Jul 28 2006 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
the theme of our 8th grade dance three years ago was paris france. they had all these effiel towers and shit up. so they hung up a big banner across the entrance of the school for all the teachers, parents, and kids to see. the name of it was "A Night In Paris."
Jul 28 2006 11:32AM
0 0
profile picture
twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
"Edward Penis Hands"
Jul 28 2006 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
bridgit the midget gand bang
Jul 28 2006 11:51AM
0 0
profile picture
720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
the davinci load, bookworm bitches
Jul 28 2006 11:57AM
0 0
profile picture
Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
backdoor to buttsville parts 1-5
Jul 28 2006 12:09PM
0 0
profile picture
kirky*
Posts: 317 - Karma: 11
African Dream
Jul 28 2006 12:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Azion
Posts: 321 - Karma: 11
my sisters hot friend that not funny but so sick!!
Jul 28 2006 12:45PM
0 0
profile picture
sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
The story of the hotdog and the Donut




and




Sex Machine
Jul 28 2006 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
backdoor sluts nine with 12 hours of facepounding extras.....

found it in my roomates sock drawer... lol
Jul 28 2006 5:44PM
0 0
profile picture
k2skierec
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
terradise island anal adventures
Jul 28 2006 6:15PM
0 0
profile picture
yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
"honey I blew up your vagina" intense vag pump porno. actually incredibly disgusting.
Jul 28 2006 8:28PM
0 0
profile picture
jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
vampyros lesbos
Jul 28 2006 8:32PM
0 0
profile picture
drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
Sperm's In Her Ear, Man

wtf?
Jul 28 2006 8:42PM
0 0
profile picture
reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
wild oats
Jul 28 2006 8:51PM
0 0
profile picture
kingarthurs
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
cumming down the mountain
Jul 28 2006 9:17PM
0 0
profile picture
NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
"poop on my face i will eat all your shit-and i will like it"
Jul 28 2006 11:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
hahahahahahha, that one is classic

Anal assault
Bate
Boobcage
No mans land
Jul 29 2006 1:07AM
0 0
profile picture
LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Shemales fuck cows 101.... (honestly, it was a late night and I lost the remote)
Jul 29 2006 1:14AM
0 0
profile picture
B.L.A.K.E
Posts: 932 - Karma: 27
I saw dwarf shemals fuck cows 37,
Jul 29 2006 3:53AM
0 0
profile picture
fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
The raw skank redemption

Sep 28 2012 11:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Ac31stuff
Posts: 557 - Karma: 10
Remember the Tight Ones
Star Whores: Revenge of the Clit starring Obi-Come-On-Bone-Me
Riding Miss Daisy
Leave it in Beaver
Sep 29 2012 12:29AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
absurd

Obi-Come-On-Bone-Me HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa
Sep 29 2012 12:32AM
0 0
profile picture
tom.ch
Posts: 102 - Karma: -15
The Curious Taste of Benjamin's Bottom.

Have not seen, do not want to, but definitely one of the best titles I've heard.
Sep 29 2012 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Oh god that's great. Definitely best one
Sep 29 2012 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
black cock down
precious
50 first dicks
lord of the nuva-rings: the fellowship of the ring


Sep 29 2012 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
wellthisisold
Posts: 840 - Karma: 973
Caddy shag
Sep 29 2012 1:47AM
0 0
profile picture
jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
2 Girls 1 Cup
4 Girls Fingerpaint
1 Girl 1 Pitcher
1 Priest 1 Nun
1 Man 2 Needles
2 Girls 1 Finger
2 Guys 1 Stump
1 Guy 1 Cock
2 Guys 1 Horse
1 Man 1 Jar
3 Guys 1 Hammer

...have fun
Sep 29 2012 2:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Stepsisters.
Sep 29 2012 2:04AM
0 0
profile picture
jibmanji
Posts: 90 - Karma: 40
the British are cumming- the true story of paul revere
Sep 29 2012 1:25PM
0 0
profile picture
iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
Inspect her gadget
Sep 29 2012 1:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Cock Hero
Sep 29 2012 1:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Forest hump I know who you did last summer The littler sperm-aid The crocodile humper Starship pooper Shaving Ryan's privates Would not recommend watching starship pooper
Sep 29 2012 4:59PM
0 0
profile picture
coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
best ones my friends and i came up with were:
black cock down
district 69
and my slightly retarded friend, under pressure, said "harry potter and the sorcerers boner"
Sep 29 2012 7:05PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)