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Lowest Paycheck Ever

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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
17 cents American. Just recieved it in the mail, beat that.

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Apr 14 2005 8:44PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
how did you manage that?

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Apr 14 2005 8:45PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
are you sure its a paycheque and not a tax refund??

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Apr 14 2005 8:45PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
my tax refund was $338

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Apr 14 2005 8:46PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i finally made 40 hour's WOOT

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Apr 14 2005 8:46PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
skierman is a fuckin baller

Apr 14 2005 8:47PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Nope, it wasn't the refund because I also recieved an 11 doller check in the mail along with it. The taxes on it was zero for Medicare and .01 cents for S.S.

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Apr 14 2005 8:48PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
whats your job skierman?

Apr 14 2005 8:51PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
i get $43 back. sweet. ive only had like 5 paychecks, lowest was like $93. i suck at sucking.

(zach)




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Apr 14 2005 9:12PM
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2Fly
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
6cents american check, get one every year or so for holding all of 3 shares disney stock given to me as a b-day gift from before i can remember.

Apr 14 2005 9:15PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
like 8.13 give or take a couple cents






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Apr 14 2005 9:16PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I have had a job since 12 years old and probably never got a paychek lower then $200 in the past 8 years.



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Apr 14 2005 9:20PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
27



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Apr 14 2005 9:25PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ can i be your boyfriend?

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Apr 14 2005 9:26PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
like 53 bucks


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Apr 14 2005 9:29PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My job during the winter is in the rental shop at our local ski resort.

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Apr 14 2005 9:51PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
^so how did u end up getting paid 17 cents or w/e it was?

Apr 14 2005 9:53PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
haha i own one share in diney, ive gotten checks for like 2 cents

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Apr 14 2005 9:55PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
^thats not a pay check though, is it?
i've gotten one for 5.85

el futbol es vida...and so is skiing
Apr 14 2005 10:05PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
no i dont think that counts. my lowest actual paycheck yas $26.04, working as a ski instructor at rabbit hill. the thing was i was skiing at bigwhite and still got paid. vacation pay

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
Apr 14 2005 10:07PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
It says here I worked for .03 hours at a rate of 6 dollars a hour.

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Apr 14 2005 10:08PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
^same here. i was a ski instructor and i did one lousy lesson in two weeks and all i got paid was a miserable 5 dollars and so many cents...oh well.

el futbol es vida...and so is skiing
Apr 14 2005 10:09PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
yea you should check into that since i'm pretty sures there's laws against that.

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Apr 14 2005 10:17PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
i had a pay check for 23 cents cad once my buddies same check was - 8.35 but thats be cuz after instructing all day wed go up to the bar, got a tab runnin and drink ourselves stupid haha

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Apr 15 2005 12:57AM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I have cleaned houses for $20 an hour and I make about $140 a day when I do.

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Apr 15 2005 1:06AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
That isn't worth the check it is written on




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To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
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Apr 15 2005 3:18AM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
hate to burst your bubble but I have received numerous checks under that, the lowest being 9 cents. It usually happens when I work only two or three shifts a week and the check is barely not void.

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Apr 15 2005 3:20AM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
You guys suck... the lowest i have had was 17 bucks because i only did training and went home

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Apr 15 2005 8:25AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
hahahahahahahhha, lol

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Apr 15 2005 8:27AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i got a nickel one time from my grandpa and i threw that shit back at him

Apr 15 2005 8:32AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i made $0.00 the first week i worked at this place. my boss said i should have gotten 1cent, but the computer rounded it down.

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Apr 15 2005 8:32AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
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Apr 15 2005 8:38AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Thats what you get for getting your work done on time

Apr 15 2005 8:39AM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
$2.76, it was for about a 15 minute training session. and I dont make that much to begin with...so that was disappointing.




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Apr 15 2005 8:43AM
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