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toxic_900
Posts: 105 - Karma: 64
Anyone got a story...post it here to see who has the worst nut job story. Heres mine...
Gorgeous spring day, having a blast at Blue hitting the last 5 rails still standing; one rail hasen't been sessioned all day though. A single barrel, flat to gap to down rail. Its about time i figure so I get some guy whos filming to move out of the way and I drop in. Coming in feels good, pop perfectly, feels like I'm gonna grease it, but no. Rail opens my legs and I slam onto the flat, slide shoulder first into the start of the down (at the gap) and proceed to scorpion over the end. Go to the hospital later that night...doc says I may not be able to have kids, severe swelling and bruising of the nuts...subluxed shoulder and dislocated finger. Things are better now, but that rail will always have a piece of me.

Apr 14 2005 12:25PM
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Bi9
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
lol!

Well... hmm... i have no special story, but one day the snow was so baad.. It was very hard to gain enough speed to jump long enough so I went straight down the slope.. the next day I was there again and now the snow was much better, but i didnt realize that before i had gone straight down the slope towards the bigjump again and landed totally flat.. couldnt ski for a week....

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Apr 14 2005 12:33PM
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DizasterPE153
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
ur both gay

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Apr 14 2005 12:50PM
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Vicious
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 140
i've got a good nut story, but it's not from skiing.

i played lacrosse in college and we were in Tucson for the weekend for a series against the University of Arizona. a few minutes into the second quarter i blind-sided this guy in front of the net and just fuckin rocked him. the trouble was, when i hit him, his feet flew up in the air and one of them caught me right under the cup, directly in my left nut.

i immediately knew something was wrong due to the pain. i got off the field and went to the training room to check it out and my ball was already swollen the size of a large orange!!

long story short. it was swollen that size for a few weeks and terribly bruised. doctor's thought i might lose it...but i'm happy to say i'm fully recovered with both intact.

i hope you all feel like you know me a bit better now.


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Apr 14 2005 1:05PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
Sound painful

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Apr 14 2005 1:09PM
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Deezl
Posts: 2112 - Karma: 8
I lost my right nut function this year on the banister rail at Mammoth.

I greased it the run before so this time I wanted to 270 off. As I set to pop at the last 5 ft, my weight shifted just enough and I opened my leading foot. I nutted and front flipped off the end before I ever realized what was even happening. I never got my hands down to cushion the impact. Sucks.

Apr 14 2005 3:47PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
when i was a little kid I was a moron and went up to this big f-d-f rail and forgot to turn sideways and just straddled it perfectly right on the first kink then slid down the rest of the rail on my balls. pain

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Apr 14 2005 3:50PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
fuck that... worst nut story is my roomates freind.... got nutted on a flat down - ruptured his testicle and now only has one nut, had to be removed

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Apr 14 2005 4:23PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
only time i ever got nutted real bad was clilmbing down from a bunk bed at windells. it had no latter and the cealing was really low, so i just tried to jump and got caught on the side beam. after i fell i started convulsing in pain on the floor and my vision was all blurry

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Apr 14 2005 4:30PM
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wittlescottyVT
Posts: 413 - Karma: 26
I think I'm wearing a cup when I go skiing now
I don't think I should go hit that urban today that I was thinking about

Apr 14 2005 4:30PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i nutted on a bicycle one time
kind of like napolean

Apr 14 2005 5:21PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
Oh god do I have some stories...

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Apr 14 2005 5:43PM
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SkiingLlama
Posts: 694 - Karma: 5
I dont want to lose my nuts that would suck.

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Apr 14 2005 6:06PM
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SkiingLlama
Posts: 694 - Karma: 5
I dont want to lose my nuts that would suck.

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Apr 14 2005 6:07PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
i know some kid who had to have his right nut removed because something was wrong with it. He still has his left one, and will be able to have kids, but his nickname is Lefty.

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Apr 14 2005 6:09PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
As soon as Vicious mentioned lacrosse, you knew it was gonna be bad

Apr 14 2005 6:14PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i nutted myself on a rollercoaster rail. it hurt

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Apr 14 2005 6:22PM
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powstash1
Posts: 236 - Karma: 10
fortunately i don't have a good nutting to talk about...but i do have a story about a friend in high school. He was a really solid defender on our high school soccer team and went to the air for a ball...collided hard with a guy on the opposing team who had gone up also and they both hit the ground. well my buddy got up and walked it off a little dizzy...but the other guy stayed down and when the medics reached him, he was oozing fluid down his leg. he had ruptured one of his testicles and split his sack open in the collision...bad times. prolly one of the harshest things any of us had ever seen.

Apr 14 2005 7:15PM
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ScottRhind
Posts: 92 - Karma: 39
My nutting story is quite simple.

The upkink was good good for me all day then the left leg went to the left and the right leg went to the right.

Apr 14 2005 8:51PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
Holy shit I didnt know that people actually had lost nuts or their functions on rails, thats fuckin harsh! I mean making myself sterile would put me in a bad mood for quite a while, it would suck balls. I sacked myself a few times,but the old classic, legs opening up and boom...

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Apr 14 2005 8:58PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
in the other school in my town some guy was palying rugby and he took a shoulder to the nut and it burst. so now he onyl ahs one nut. for real

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Apr 14 2005 9:03PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
nutting sucks nuts...ive never done it do bad but id have to say losing a nut would not be fun.

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Apr 14 2005 9:05PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
this hurt alot.
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Apr 14 2005 9:21PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
OUCH! I'm suffering for this kid, gotta love the expression on his face at the end

Gravity sucks "I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 14 2005 9:28PM
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scratchbc_rider
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
i dont think mine is as bad as yours but lets just say that i play goalie in soccer and i have been cleated multiple times in the nust and there has been blood, and lots of it

Apr 15 2005 12:56AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
So yeah some kid asked was asking about rainbow rails and i was retty much bragging how i never nutted myself on one ...welp yeah i nutted on the apex of a 12 foot high ranbow and slid all the way down it the very next day, Karma is a bitch.

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Apr 15 2005 1:17AM
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
not me but my good friend went to bear for the day, snowboarder, he went to boardslide a rail, didnt jump high enough, caught his board under the rail on the first support strut, SLINGSHOTTING his nuts into the rail. his sack was the size of a football, no bullshit, worst color i have ever seen (1 hr drive to hospital)

he completely oblivirated one of his nuts, now he has one (the doctors needed to find the remaining nut in his body)

Apr 15 2005 6:16AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
holy shit, no kids!

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Apr 15 2005 8:57AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
Hehehe, this happened last week:
Person A was going in to give a high five to someone, and instead person B gets hits in the face by A. B proceeds to nut tap, except its full fist, and a lot harder than he meant to. Person A goes to infirmary, then on to ER. his right nut is the size of a lemon, and he then has gel squirted on his nuts by some large black woman, and gets an ultrasound.... turned out his right nut was severly bruised....

martyr?

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Apr 15 2005 9:07AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I had an experience of a lifetime at Kirby in Oshawa Ontario. I was just jibbing on this little box going switch off and the landing was starting to turn into ice. Im not really sure how it happend but when I came of the box switch I sat down on my binding (the ones with the little dildo thing on the end) and nutted myself. A medic came over and asked me if I was ok...

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