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My girlfriend won't give in to sexual harasment
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so i want to watch family guy... that both her and i really enjoy... but she wants to watch gilmore girls... and their silly attempt at wit with added fast talking makes me go insane and leaves me with a just what the fuck are they saying.... feeling... so i came up with a perfectly good compromise... we watch gilmore girls... if she gives me head during the comercials. she won't go for it. so im on the computer. so whos wrong here.... her or me?
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what color hair does she have
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brown... like poo.
Dave Pauls
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I like dead kittens.
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her, family guy will never ride backseat to any show on cable tv
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Fuck you Giambi go take more steroids with you and your lead-taking 2 run homerun. Fuck you Yankees. You'r on steroids you fucker.
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OK..................... jizz in her eye and in her hair. Catch it in your hand and rub it all on her and yell stuff
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I'm sorry, I love the Sox. And Giambi just hit the 2-run homer. Sorry.
Yo, thats a good plan, I'm using that. Make that girl do it or watch Family Guy
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^quick draw mcgraw up here.
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i love poo colored hair...youre lucky man
make her give you head while you watch re-runs of Rocky
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Oh fuck, Bernie you faggot, You were the only Yankee I respected for your classiness. And now YOU TOO HIT A JACK OFF THE SOX! BALLLLLLLS! Now its 5-2...
Here comes Francona, time for schill-dog to go. I love you Schilling.
Did that bitch suck it yet?
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i think a hand job might be better, and a blowjob after the show.
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i volunteered to give him head after the show.
jerks.
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
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well doesnt that just tickle my fancy
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her, thats a perfectly exceptional compromise and i think you are being whipped.
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I like the jizz in your hand and throw it in her face idea. She has to elarn that if she messes with the bull, she'll get the horns.
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yes... and it was wonderful. yea yankees!!!!!!!! Schilling got spanked!
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Yankees '05
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haha thats nasty
but yet i would like to try that tactic sometime
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Turn off your TV, and just fuck her.
Or make her suck it while you watch Family Guy. OWNER HER.
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show her the back of your hand. that'll teach her.
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hahahahahahah holy crap that was almost quoteable
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hahahahahahha man that made me laugh.
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I think she should have just watched family guy, since you both like it, and because the speech in gilmore girls is so ridiculous... no one speaks like that, much less every single person in a town.
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how do they speak on the show?
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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
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it's indescribable... you have to see it to understand.
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dont feal too bad i could never get a girl to do anything to me.
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pretend to be foreign
chicks like out of towners
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ty finally a yankees hater, and giambi is a bastard witha tumor
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buy a second tv and shut up
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uhhh dont you have all the family guys on DVD yet? geesh show them some support, it was all the support that got them back on the air MAY 1... family guy is the only show to be dropped by the network and then picked back up by the same network. THE ONLY SHOW EVERY
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yeah, you seriously should have smacked her up. pussy
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start wanking very loudly so she cant hear her show
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^ahahah, then play porn really loud on the copm
i rock the pow like none other
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she doesnt want you to get off to the gilmore girls
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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thats just retarded
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^what she said
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
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clearly time for rape
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family guy is the best show on tv....
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fuck the yankees. there i said it.
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fuck baseball.
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i can't say... i think you should just quit watching tv.
And to all you baseball fruits... get your own thread and post shit about your boring sport in that thread as opposed to being bitches and posting here. I'm sorry but baseball just sucks.
Join the homework sharing cult today!
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her definately. i mean..who wants to see a show with a girl who pays 20 bucks just to get her "study/reading" tree back... come on...
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Hunk, Hunk!
Booter Crunk!
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I don't think I like this thread very much. Go make nookie in the park, away from me.
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Yeah Jay, they definetly are not sharing a slurpie in the bedroom next door in case you're wondering!
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I like slurpies.
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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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i know a girl who calls herself the hummer queen
shes not that great
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i liek bobies
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me too, but let's keep that quiet.............
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