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John Symms? What the fuck?

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SDrvpvr
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Dude, John Symms is on the Salomon Masters team? How the fuck did that happen? He is practically the shittiest rider they could have put on there. What the fuck?

Apr 13 2005 7:20PM
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phatbush
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I dont know! it should be a crime

Apr 13 2005 7:22PM
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ski8990
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hes pretty damn good

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Apr 13 2005 7:22PM
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shawnm1260
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how the fuck can you say that..

Apr 13 2005 7:22PM
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shawnm1260
Posts: 3219 - Karma: 66
i was talking to the guy that made the post...

Apr 13 2005 7:23PM
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The_Professor
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change your screenname from reallycool to reallygay. how can you say that shit if youve probably never seen him ski, the guy is an insane skier and a nice guy. keep your opinions to yourself if your gonna talk shit about someone whose sponsered and lives the life you can only dream about you fucking pusssy.

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Apr 13 2005 7:33PM
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Y-vez
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are you fucking joking hes soo sick dude! in ym opinionof of the styliest skiers out there he grabs like no other plus hes dope at rails your on crack...

Apr 13 2005 7:34PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
dude, I was a little surprised to see him on there too but only because I haven't heard as much about him of late, the guy is fucking sick though man, don't know what you're talking about. Go watch his seggy in versys and see if you still think he sucks. Oh and his corked 3 reverse mutes are disgustingly sick

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Apr 13 2005 7:38PM
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*GP*
Posts: 1024 - Karma: 28
John is dope as fuck... How could anyone say that?
I guess you would think he is terrible cause he wasnt at X-Games or some of the other big events this season other then the Open... But seriously fuck face, he is still kind of recovering from an acl injury which is not the easiest thing to recover from. John will kill it at the Masters and bring the Saloman team a win.

Apr 13 2005 7:43PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
dude hes tiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
plus hes sponsored by orage

Apr 13 2005 7:44PM
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*GP*
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my bad of the mispelling of SALOMON

Apr 13 2005 7:45PM
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J.D.
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Much of what you people are saying in his favour is true, but none of it is enough to justify him being on the team ahead of other riders. A stylish cork three will not win the Salomon team the competition. The tricks Gagnier or Iannick can lay down might have been able to do that. Nothing against Symms, he kicks legions of ass, just my opinion. I'm sure there's some other reason for it, though...

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Apr 13 2005 7:47PM
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SeanB
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fair enough man and I agree, as I said I was a bit taken aback myself when I saw him there and I'm not saying a nice corked three is going to win the masters. I just get really sick of people running their mouths about shit they know nothing about, especially when in doing so they rip into people for no reason at all. To be surprised to see him on the list is one thing but to go and call him "the shittiest skier ever" or whatever he said is quite another thing altogether.

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Apr 13 2005 7:50PM
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Girays_Brother
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symns is dope, but where the fuck is gagnier he kills it

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Apr 13 2005 8:01PM
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line_haze
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
word man. I saw a fairly old seg with him and its was so awesome.


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Apr 13 2005 8:03PM
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JohnnyOldGuy
Posts: 350 - Karma: 35
Show up to the masters and watch. You will probably change your mind.

Apr 13 2005 8:19PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
how old are you

Apr 13 2005 8:30PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
ah switch cork 7 shitfy's? he is sooo underrated.
he has tons of style, and makes everything he throws his own, i back his guy, i love his style



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Apr 13 2005 8:38PM
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dylhole
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he might be good at skiing, but i hear he gets really bad grades in college
whats more important?

Apr 13 2005 8:40PM
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ItsPhil
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i heard hes an even worse driver

Apr 13 2005 8:43PM
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Kev
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i get shitty grades at university, and im i am not even close at all to a good as skier has he is.

at least he cares about his education if he is at school.





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Apr 13 2005 8:44PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^ i dont know if youre joking, but if youre not... symms is super smart isnt he? and in some interview i read he referred to a B as a pretty shitty grade.

oh and he's disgustingly sick, and he seems like a suepr chill guy

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Apr 13 2005 8:46PM
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Jenna1106
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john symms is cool...does he still have braces?

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Apr 13 2005 8:58PM
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thejackal1177
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yea symss is smart man


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Apr 13 2005 9:07PM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Yeah that sucks, wins us open & x-games and not on Salomons team, What the fuck?

Apr 13 2005 9:12PM
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BK
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he was at the first one 2 years ago doing nosepresses on the big downhill rail in a huge snowstorm before i saw anyone trying to press anything....bitch.

Apr 13 2005 10:02PM
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Apr 13 2005 10:06PM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
reallycool, your a dumbass, i guess you've never seen symms ski because if you have then you wouldn't have said shit.

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Apr 13 2005 10:06PM
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nychka
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how can you say somone that does a wormturn on a box sucks?


Apr 13 2005 11:36PM
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brogilvie
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The day that I can do a Cork 3 the way Jonny Boy did one in RFA (you know the one where he grabs almost up on the nose, and he purty much torqued the fuck out of it) is the day that I quit skiing. I've tried so many times..... but NO DICE



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Apr 14 2005 1:05AM
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ConceptPro153
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yeah dude symms is ill

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Apr 14 2005 1:09AM
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ItsPhil
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hes got such good posture

Apr 14 2005 1:23AM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
Symms will school you, books, looks and skill. dope for sure.


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Apr 14 2005 3:29AM
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Jib_This
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and that, right there, ends this thread.

Apr 14 2005 3:33AM
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Freestyla_01
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John Symms is fucking fantastic.
Don't you ever ever ever talk shit about him again.
Or else.

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Apr 14 2005 3:47AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
so you have a crush on john minns aaaand john symms now

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Apr 14 2005 4:44AM
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knotbox
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i hate you person that started this thread. and i think that a stylish cork 3 should win a cmp everyone can do a fuckin cab ten plus orage masters is mostly rails adn joh killz rails bithces i hope he smokes the comp smokes a blunt then smokes your hatin know nothin asses

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Apr 14 2005 4:54AM
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J@nne
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i think because symms is pretty good at rails

Apr 14 2005 5:56AM
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*scotty
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i saw him 270 into like a tight as single barrell c rail to 450 out!! so crazy!!

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Apr 14 2005 6:38AM
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Dallan!
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omg he got owned and left the site.





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Apr 14 2005 6:43AM
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d-loc
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Symms is my buddies friend, hes killer good

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Apr 14 2005 8:49AM
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JackBach
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You win, thread over

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Apr 14 2005 10:47AM
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ECfreeski3
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^word.

anyway speaking of symms, i was pissed he wasnt in the poorboyz flick this year.

and im sure theres SOME reason gagnier isnt going to the masters...they dont just forget to invite x games gold medal winners

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Apr 14 2005 10:50AM
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skiman523
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symms is sick

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 14 2005 11:08AM
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mcderman
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phh people to busy lookin at wat the big guys huck, when the key is style(no matter wat u huck) and john makes it look easy. so sekc but y.

Apr 14 2005 11:11AM
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ItsPhil
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his style is erotic

Apr 14 2005 11:34AM
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craigcski
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symms is the best skier i ever made love to

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Apr 14 2005 11:46AM
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ItsPhil
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correction...we
i did too

Apr 14 2005 11:52AM
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offtrail
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dude symms sucks at skiing. he can cook a dank meal in the crock pot though.




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Apr 14 2005 12:58PM
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yetigonecrazy
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symms rolls out with huge car too, doesnt he? some old school eldorado or some shit

but yeah, symms is sick....his flares are sick...and its because he has a moustache and is very "cavalier" with it on....thats what enables him to do his awesome tricks



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Apr 14 2005 1:01PM
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simmers
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i agree with reallycool. i don't know what the fuck salomon is thinking.

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