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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
For some reason when I saw this Lat, I thought of you, must've been something you said in the past about porn

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Apr 12 2005 10:34PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
haha i couldnt even see the bottom and it was great. Lateralis has spoken about peter north a few times if i remember

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 12 2005 10:36PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
it kills me when i say this - genius.

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Apr 12 2005 10:36PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
cant see the whole pic



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Just shut up and ski.
Apr 12 2005 10:38PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
hahaha, thats so awesome!

Apr 12 2005 10:38PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
simply amazing

i love apple and lanks and skibum_ and lucyford and dfresh and d-rocket and cko and nopoles and gustle spokaneskier and caden and mikee and wrightgirl and missy and jessbuff and seanpistol and doc.dre and dynstrtm and schweitzerski and hey_cutie and almostaskiier and katesd and lateralis and eastcoastpride and ekunz and *jay* and t-schill and *pinkgrinder* and J.D._May and shorty_t and jib_tech and niwanyshyn and ever_murky and nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): ):) :)): :):):))
Apr 12 2005 10:44PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
ahahaha nice



pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Apr 12 2005 10:46PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
haha awsome. right-click it and open it in a new window and scroll down.

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Apr 12 2005 10:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahhahaha greatly appreciated



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Apr 12 2005 10:53PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
hahahaha so good
theres one in french its pretty funny if you understand it Click for larger image

Gravity sucks "I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
Apr 12 2005 11:14PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
translation?


official NS bitch
Apr 12 2005 11:29PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
^the sperm are in an asshole.


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Apr 12 2005 11:29PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
I've had sperm in my asshole!


official NS bitch
Apr 12 2005 11:30PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
^ aren't you a dude? that's sick.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 12 2005 11:32PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
no I'm a girl


official NS bitch
Apr 12 2005 11:33PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
no your not you stupid bitch, we all know you have a penis

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Apr 12 2005 11:34PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
girls don't talk like that. you're obviously a dude pretending to be a chick, and doing a very poor job at it. trust me dude, i know chicks, and you are not one.

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
Apr 12 2005 11:34PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
if it really is a chick, then your super slutty. between taking it in the butt and getting pregnant, i think you qualify.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Apr 12 2005 11:36PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
dance puppets dance


official NS bitch
Apr 12 2005 11:37PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 10
steezepatrol is sugarandspice lol.

I like to play Guitar!
Apr 12 2005 11:38PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
she's tryin to sound whitty, dumb bitch

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Apr 12 2005 11:40PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
ha...ha...

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Just ski.
Rider for 7-Fold
Apr 13 2005 12:44AM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
wow it's really easy to tell that he is setting the whollio thing uppp

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Apr 13 2005 1:11AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
ok heres in general the translation:
frame 1
-woohoo penetration
-me first
-let me threw
- no, no, me
Frame 2
-wait a second
-?
-?
Frame 3
-eggs theres no eggs
-maybe we passed them
-maybe he is masterbating
-dont be an idiot were inside of something
-wait a second it smells like, like...
-Shit
Frame 4
-fuck this sucks
-shit
-dont tell me hes Hoooomoooo
-Why me?
-anyone have a cig?

bam translated

Apr 13 2005 1:23AM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
hahahaha so fucking funny

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
Apr 13 2005 9:58AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,719
hahahaha, really funny cartoon



Responsability,what's that?
Apr 13 2005 10:02AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
That was funny...yyeeehhaa


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Apr 13 2005 10:05AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
" oh shit i think he got some in mymouth" im gonna puke oh god

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Apr 13 2005 10:05AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
haha wow, you guys take laterilas' comments into your daily lives? "i thought of you when i saw this at the mall" wtf is wrong with you...can we say no friends and obsession? WEIRD

Apr 13 2005 12:24PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahah def lat

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Apr 13 2005 3:18PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
ahahahaahahaha the 2nd on is awesome haha

Apr 13 2005 6:57PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
http://zubazpants.com/images/fishman%20pics/fireman.jpg

thats to see the whole pic

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

'i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
Apr 13 2005 7:08PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
hahahah, thats fucking funny

- getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery--- *CCR*
Apr 13 2005 7:17PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
that was pretty funny.

Apr 13 2005 7:25PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
The first funny thing I HAVE EVER SEEN come from a french territory

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Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
Apr 13 2005 7:29PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
bump





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Sep 26 2005 8:57PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
hahahahaha

Sep 26 2005 9:03PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
click on the window then press the down arrow

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Sep 26 2005 9:08PM
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eheath
Posts: 61597 - Karma: 122,995
classic, sooo classic

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Sep 26 2005 9:10PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
press f11 then the whole thing will be big

hahaha funny shit

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Sep 26 2005 9:13PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
very nice

Sep 26 2005 9:14PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
first time french immersion's come in handy

Sep 26 2005 9:24PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
or u could just press the down arrow and it will scroll in the window u open from the first link



Chris
Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
Sep 26 2005 9:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what an old thread



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 26 2005 9:31PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
or push F11

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
Sep 26 2005 9:47PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
that was pretty funny esspecailly smokey the bear

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
-Lat
Sep 26 2005 9:56PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha grade 10 french served me well

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Sep 26 2005 10:03PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
hhhaa

Sep 26 2005 10:23PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
seen it before, its ok




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis
Sep 26 2005 10:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i finally got to read all of the peter north one and fuck its funny hahahahah



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 27 2005 6:33AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
ah hahaha! oh man thats hilarious!

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you look like a monkey fucking a football!
Sep 27 2005 6:49AM
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