Need info on injuries

in janurary i decied to do a misty off my deck. well there wasnt much snow at all where i landed and i fell leaning far back and put my arms down and broke my wrist really bad. my arm was all bent it ways its not supposed to.and i had a cast on for 6 weeks and then it kinda hurt a little for a few weeks and now like a month later it only hurts when i bend it back or forward really far.and you prevent from breaking yer wrist dont jump off yer deck into 2 feet of snow over concrete

come on guys, i know you fall and hurt yourselves... hook a brotha up! (shoot me now, if you must)

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when i hurt my knee i put heat on it every night and with a week of every night heatin it heals likr 50 % and if u dont tweak it again then it can almsot be 100% in a month or less

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well, 2 seasons ago i blew my acl, not really doing anything major, just cruisin ate shit and died, tooka good 6 months to really recoop after having the reconstruction. brace on for 6 weeks, cruches for 3....um yeah then this season like the last day i skied i sprained my ankle doing a 3 in what was said to be "powder" no my friends this was definatly not powder, it was mashed potato snow, so i was off balance in the air, due to a bad in run, this was a bc table, and i got all the way around but when i went to ski out of it my left ski was stuck out at a 90 degree angle and my body obviously kept moving forward, and it went all twisted and i guess i'm lucky i didnt break it, its been 4 weeks now, damn, i didnt realize that....um yeah working on jumping front and back/side to side, that still hurts

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I lost both my big toenails to skiing this year. I was skiing with a twisted ankel and was landing everything in the wrong position. I would always jam my toes forwards. I also seem to have a tendency to curl my toes which didnt help. They were purple for a while, then they fell off 2 months later and now im slowly growing new ones. I think that the twisted ankel story is nicly posted in the thread "stupiddest thing youve ever done. this one goes out to apple" (just search Apple and it will come up after a bunch of comptuer stuff. the story is on the second page.

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i always lose my toenails.
i've gotten 6+ concussons this year.
i've been coughing up blood this year.
i've cracked my upper shin bone.
torn my rotator cuff last summer.
broken fingers.
a bunch more stuff

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broke my thumb last season over shooting a table and landing back seat

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last season, cased a jump landin switch, broken collarbone. solution:don't case it on jumps. this season, overshot a jump landin switch, broken collarbone. solution:don't overshoot jumps

does my dislocation of 4 toes in a drunken stupor count?

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Um i broke my left foot, and I didnt really do anything to recover from it cuz i didnt know i broke it, just kept on truckin. Last season I put a hair line fractor right on my left foot and sprained my ankle, that x ray was how i found out about the first brake my doc was like did you know you broke your foot i was like no but i can remember when it hurt for like a month. I just took it easy for a fewdays, didnt get it casted cuz i had a slopesty a week later. ANd I fractured and dislocated my collar bone, that one hurt to get set cuz i waited 5 days before i went to the hospital, but after i got it set, i didnt really do anything for it, got a big bump there now LOL.

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All i've had is skiers thumb. And terribly sore backs and neck from hard impacts. Like yesterday i did a 20 foot drop to flat and pulled like every muscle in my neck and strained my back. I also did a 25 footer (Uber sketchy landing, 10 feet long of powder than onto ice and pogo sticked on my head, on the ice. Once again neck pains.

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i kneed myself in the face and bashed my front teeth in this summer. they got pushed back into place and they are sort of grey now.

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fractured my tooth by kneeing myself in the face threeing off a cornice, turns out it was cracked all the way through so i had to have it extracted and once im 18 get a fake tooth, now i wear a mouth guard

broekn collar bone doign a switch back but relized half way I wasn't going to make it and fliped ovr onto my side and landed on my shoulder. Just rested it to recover, and drank.

Seperated shoulder, falling off a box at a weird angle doign a 270 on. Did physio for 2 weeks. Excercises and stretches since then. I shouldn't have been doing jumps and what not but did and reinjured it ,learnt my lesson.

To prevent injuries, build up muscles around those sensitive areas like knee, shoulders, etc. Stretching a lot helps aswel.

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about 7 summers ago buddies and I were playing basket ball in the pool with a small hoop on the side of the pool.

got boring just playing 3 on 3 so we decided to make a dunking contest off the diving board. well that got boring too so i had a plan to spice it up.

we were running from the side of the yard jumping the width of the pool (i think 18 feet) and dunking on the other side. only a few people could actually get enough speed and distance to get across because it was so far.

about my 5th jump in somehow had a burst of energy and was in mid jump when i realized i was going to almost clear the water. i still dunk the ball and end up slamming my face into the rim around the pool. the rim in made of a steel plate that runs around the whole pool covered in white paint.

so i hit my face hard and go into the deep end all the way to the bottom. somehow i am able to come to the surface and pull half my body onto the side of the pool. from there i dont remember anything until i wake up in the emergency room.

i left teeth marks in the steel and a pool of blood on the concrete. the blood stain is still there today and wont go away, same with the teeth marks.

i later find out that i had a 2 inch gouge in my cheek from my teeth biting through. the cut inside my cheek was about an inch higer than the cut on the outside of my cheek. it was at an angle so i had 8 stiches inside and 7 outside to hold it shut.

luckily i had one of the best plastic surgens in the area at the time and i barely have a scar now.

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I broke my humerous badly this year.

Damaged my rotator cuff last year.

Both suck big time.

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You should write about ski specific injuries to make the report more interesting. I'd suggest writing about shin bang because i've never really heard of it in any sport. All the other stuff, broken bones and concussions, aren't really specific to skiing.





Great skiers have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre snowboarders. -Albert Einstein

2 years ago i got a concussion trying to cork a 3. i ended up hittin my head off the tranny and i wasnt wearing a helmet. so i took a couple days off of school, drank tea and tylonel. as cheesy as that sounds it helps. i wore a helmet for the rest of the season until i got my confidence back.
mountain biking injuries are just brutal. for a while i didnt use shin pads until i got matching scars on both my legs from overshootin a jump and smashin my legs down into my pedals. i also cut my hand open and had to disinfect it to get all the dirt out. so if youre going to go biking, definatly invest in some protective gear, it really helps.

last year, i overrotated a corked 3 and landed on my hip/side from 15 ft in the air and got what the doctor called a ceroma. it was a big bump i got where i landed on my hip. doc said it filled with some kind of fluid and it might not ever totally drain. it still hasnt, and its been almost two years. along with that, there was a bruise the size of africa, and seriously, it was in the shape of africa, too.

el futbol es vida...and so is skiing

many broken thumbs
broken leg
more dislocated shoulders than i can count
shinbang
stress fractured legs
compressed vertebrae




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last season i took a nasty fall which ended up with a trip to the emergency room in the ambulance (I wouldn't have gone but since it was a potential back injury the ski patrol made me go)...

I ended up with three broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder (but keep in mind that this was the third or forth time its been dislocated so it was lose to begin with). a couple of pinched nerves in my lower back/tailbone area, a torn quad, and somehow i fucked up my liver too... (there was a sick bruise and the doctor decided there was internal bleeding), and a contusion (speacil word for really really bad bruise) to my right hip that had to be drained.

recovery was two days in the hospital, lots and lots of vicodin, physical therapy on my shoulder, a lot of ice and just laying around until i could move without being in aganoy

my shoulder still hurts (doctor says the pain will never go away unless i have surgery which won't happen until im done with skiing so pretty much it will never happen) and when i stretch my hip-flexers and groin area I'm not as flexible as i used to be, and if i gow down into the slipts there is this weird crunching noise... so im not supposed to do that... but it was worth it



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I ended last season by injuring growth plates in my left shoulder. I was throwin down a 180 over a small table and landed fine then just fell over. The next week was hell, i couldnt put any pressure on my arm , i could barely get out of bed in the morning and i was slinged up for a month.

i over shot the entire landing of a jump and broke my thumb, so i went to the cave and smoked some bowls and some dude gave me a vicodin, and then i couldnt feel shit

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hit my tailbone on stairs hitting an urban rail over a year ago and it still hurts. cracked the growth plate in my heel twice in 2 months by casing

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