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For all you fatass children who ruined sesame street

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Enthuzed
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They are making the cookie monster not be the cookie monster anymore. He will change, in next season and sing songs about how you should eat apples, and eat healthily. Fuck that. I hate how were becoming so open and dont want to be biased at all. If your fatass kid is eating too many cookies take them away and give him some carrots or something, dont change the cookie monster.
i cant find an article on it but it was on the news last night

i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

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Apr 8 2005 6:13PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Dont worry. The more fat people there are in america, means the life expecancy is going mucho down, people will die early, and medicair will go up! yay!


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Apr 8 2005 6:16PM
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strode
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C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!

this is easily worse than the pope dying



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Apr 8 2005 6:21PM
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General_Shredgnar
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easily??? The pope was a guy who has a hat and says prayers every sunday about a large man in the sky. What does the cookie monster do? Make little children laugh and get better self esteem, make children have strength and moral in there small world. Make children enjoy what small lives they have. That kid you know who gets beaten by his father, the cookie monster makes him smile.


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Apr 8 2005 6:24PM
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Enthuzed
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yeah now hes gotta eat some fucking apples

i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

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Apr 8 2005 6:25PM
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Jessbuff
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This is fuckin it, I'm not watching Sesame Street ever again.

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Apr 8 2005 6:33PM
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Lateralis
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yeah i heard that on the radio today. what a crock of shit that is. they gonna change his name to banana monster or pineapple monster?



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Apr 8 2005 6:34PM
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Craigskis
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I must say that newer childrens tv programing has really gone down the shitter, I'm not homophobic at all, but the shit i've seen on tv lately... is going to turn lots of kids on the queer side, its just too much sap

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Apr 8 2005 6:50PM
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homestead
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LONG LIVE THE ORIGINAL COOKIE MONSTER!
C IS FOR COOKIE WILL ALWAYS BE FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

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Apr 8 2005 6:53PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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wtf is that cookie monstar was the like best fucki guy on that show not like that gay banana fag.

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Apr 8 2005 7:11PM
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naftel
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sesame street has been going down hill for a long time. ever since mr hooper died.

so sad to lose another soldier- rest in peace cookie monster.

Apr 8 2005 7:30PM
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Deafboy
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i bet eventually some parent will complain about how the word "monster" in his name is to scary or something and they will be forced to change that too....and then his name will be like "the nice blue banana friend"

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Apr 8 2005 7:49PM
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Parkboy
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People are so stupid. Don't eat cookies, eat apples and drink diet coke. Never eat any carbs and most importantly, DON'T EXERCISE.

Apr 8 2005 7:51PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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so is he gunna be called like the carrot apple and other healthly vegitables monster?

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Apr 8 2005 7:52PM
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Luc.
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everything these days is becomming pussy. everyone is afraid of everything and dont want there kids exposed to the real world were everything isnt all happy and gentle.the kids are going to have a rued awakening one day when they get mugged at knife/gun poit and get beaten to a pulp.

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Apr 8 2005 7:53PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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fuck gay ass america and their fat kids and lawsuits or whatever....its your fault that your a fatass and cant see it and should be playing outside and running your fat fuckin ass off....god i hate lil fat pudgy kids

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Apr 8 2005 7:55PM
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fourdskate
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fat fucking kids. i hate them. if it's genetic, that's not their fault and they should take thyroid regulating meds for it. but if it isn't, take fucking responsibility for your fat ass and lose some weight. the cookie monster is an icon too.

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Apr 8 2005 8:10PM
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(Jonesy)
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it's a bunch of raging, sandy vagina bitches who feed thier kids whatever the hell they want, and when little johnny is too fucking fat to remove himself from the couch, they turn right to television and point the finger. FUCK THAT. people in this country disgust me.

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Apr 8 2005 8:38PM
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JumboBum
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Pretty soon they might change Big Bird to Skinny Bird, because Big Bird is too fat!! And THey need to slim him down or else we'll all get fat!!!!
Cookie Monster tells children that eating is good, no matter how you eat. I learned how to eat cookies from Cookie MOnster!!!

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Apr 8 2005 11:20PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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^yo better be jokin!

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Apr 9 2005 12:14AM
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guddgulf17
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it is a great orwellian society we have here. everything is being homogenized, except me. they cant touch this.

This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$
Apr 9 2005 12:19AM
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I love zoe, she's so fluffy

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Apr 9 2005 1:00AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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dammit



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Apr 9 2005 1:01AM
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Holy fucking dog-boner asshole cunt shit I hate those stupid people. Seasame Street got gay when they added Elmo's world, but changing Cookie Monster is just going tooo far....ho ho those bastards are going to be recieving a lot of hate-mail.

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Apr 9 2005 1:43AM
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They can't change the cookie monster, you can't change something that has been around for years and years. A sad day for Televistion.

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Apr 9 2005 2:00PM
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PurpleSkier
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mr hooper was a pedo

Apr 9 2005 2:30PM
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Apple
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So if its the cookie monster making kids fat, whats makeing all the adults fat?

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Apr 9 2005 3:27PM
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Jessbuff
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^ Clearly it's because they were exposed to the Cookie Monster when they were kids.


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Apr 9 2005 4:51PM
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squeakywaffle
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fuck that shit... it's like then they took all the cool playgrounds out and replaced them with lame stuff that's like a foot off the ground...

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Apr 9 2005 5:28PM
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DANETRON
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shes like the aids monster or something like that right?

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Apr 9 2005 10:27PM
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Enthuzed
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haqhahah


i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

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Apr 10 2005 9:07PM
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DunDunDun
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we should start a genecide of all the fat people...





















actually not but i dont like fat people

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Apr 10 2005 9:14PM
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lucyford
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nice blue banana friend?!!? bahaahhah GOLD.





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Apr 10 2005 10:21PM
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r5tommy
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its not true... he will still be cookie monster, but he will eat less cookies.

from "http://news.corporate.findlaw.com/ap/e/53/04-08-2005/b9d10026b7beccfc.html"

"We are not putting him on a diet," said his spokesman, Truglio. "And we would never take the position of no sugar. We're teaching him moderation."

The furry one also plans to try different kinds of cookies (read: healthier cookies) rather than his just staple, chocolate chip.

and finaly,

But will he still scarf his food? Yes, plus the occasional object, Truglio said.

But isn't that unhealthy? Her reply: He's still Cookie Monster.

see? same ole cookie monster.

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Apr 10 2005 10:28PM
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hmmm...FAt ass kids acroos teh nation, or Cookie Monster.....yeah that's not a hard descision to make you old fucking trivs, go with cookie monster.

"Cookie Monster was not available for comment. (I'm hoping he hasn't gone too Hollywood.)"
-they used the wrong type of "too"

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Apr 10 2005 10:39PM
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d-loc
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NONONO my friend

C IS FOR CARROT

thats what he says now, fuck all u fatties, eat less cookies

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Apr 11 2005 8:33AM
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whattheshit
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cookie monster is dead to me now

Apr 11 2005 8:35AM
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DANETRON
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she does have aids tho right

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Apr 11 2005 11:20AM
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Kevo
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Fucking sesame streat is being taken over by liberals that want to control everyone's lives. Some stupid bitch probably tried to sue becuase she realized her lardass kid was going to die before he was twenty. Was it the fucking cookie monster's fault? No, it was her fucking fault for being a poor manic depressant who passed on her habbit of binge eating to her fatass kid. I hope that bitch chokes on walmart brand oreos and dies.




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Apr 11 2005 2:36PM
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Sharpy
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fatties

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Apr 11 2005 2:41PM
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whattheshit
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http://cookiecumber.ytmnd.com/

Apr 11 2005 2:44PM
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strode
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i'm going to go kill myself now



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Apr 11 2005 8:27PM
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Skipig25
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fuckers. it's not cookie monster making kids fat, its the parents who give them soda everyday. we should censor the parents not the blue fuzz

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Apr 11 2005 8:29PM
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General_Shredgnar
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WERE GOING ON STRIKE! GET YOUR STAVES AND TORCHES, IVE GOT BOMBS AND WERE MARCHIN WASHINGTON


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Apr 11 2005 8:39PM
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evilninja
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sesame skreet is still fo' OG's

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Apr 11 2005 8:40PM
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skichica128
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wow, i think im gonna cry now!! i mean, seasame always talked about healthy eating but cookiemonster still ate cookies, so why do they have to change them now. Maybe if those fat kids just stopped watching seasame street and got some exercise they wouldn't be fat and the rest of us could still have a normal cookie monster!

Apr 11 2005 11:23PM
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kykelly05
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upcoming generations are gunna be strugglin

Apr 11 2005 11:25PM
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(Jonesy)
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Hahahaha, oh, geez, this is so appropriate

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Apr 11 2005 11:37PM
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petek
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what has sesame street turned into? First they dont care about homosexuality, then they ban it, now they promote it?


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Apr 11 2005 11:47PM
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whattheshit
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maddox is the fucking man




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