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Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

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Bundo
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Well....at least according to me. I saw him slay a dragon.

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Apr 7 2005 4:29AM
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Jib_This
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I hear he's also ridiculously good looking.

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Apr 7 2005 6:07AM
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five0
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nope, really really really ridiculously good looking

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Apr 7 2005 7:23AM
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ESB
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Teddy Knape is the champion of the universe. I've seen him slay a forty.


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Apr 7 2005 7:45AM
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Knewnews
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everyone agrees that teddy is a cool guy and tears it up

==================== chill
Apr 7 2005 8:33AM
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TBarnes
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i've seen him tame an angry Lion, it was unbelievable.

Apr 7 2005 11:06AM
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Dorey
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teddy knape is king of the jungle and also has lots of sweet nicknames

' Keep fit and have fun!'
Apr 7 2005 11:16AM
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ItsPhil
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i read somewhere in a bathroom stall that he cheated on the SAT's?
i hope someone was joking thats such a low blow

Apr 7 2005 12:36PM
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erknz
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are you kidding? he wrote the SATs and MCATs.




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Apr 7 2005 1:46PM
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Nix
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theo likes to play haackey with his baackpaack on



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Apr 7 2005 1:49PM
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pikupfulofsnow
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only met him a couple of times, but enough to know he is a very nice guy.

Apr 7 2005 1:50PM
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marsh
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teddy knape a.k.a bobby digital,a.ka rupert, aka nigel, a.k.a tedward\tedwin, a.k.a teddy bear hates donkey dicks

Apr 7 2005 1:51PM
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schmuck
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one time I called Teddy when I was turbo-drunk at 4am in Vegas and left a 5 minute long rambling message on his machine about hookers...and he didnt get mad. What a nice guy.

Apr 7 2005 2:06PM
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ESB
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Teddy went to high school in a place where every kid drives a BMW. Teddy didn't drive a BMW.


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Apr 7 2005 3:00PM
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Tosh
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thats must have been depressing

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Apr 7 2005 3:09PM
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joe_schuster
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Ya Teddwin is most def the champ of the world. He got a hackey player put in his butt and left it there all night. "you think i have an aaaccent" "zaaachs baaack paaack" " that huge dankey dink will through u aff"

Apr 7 2005 4:22PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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This one time, I lived on the floor of his castle, on two sofa cushions. Then Ethan came with tales of a painted hippy chariot from Oregon. There were rodeos on GT racers.



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Apr 7 2005 6:39PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Did I mention he was really really rediculously good looking?



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Apr 7 2005 6:39PM
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PowderPrincess
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i have teddy's copy of wski.. and teddy brews his own beer. how wicked cool is that?

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Apr 7 2005 6:45PM
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jc_dunn
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I must ask... who the fuck is teddy knape?

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Apr 7 2005 7:03PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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One bad as motha fucka....shut yo mouth

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Apr 7 2005 7:04PM
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Alliskis25
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I met him last night... He seemed really nice but the beer he makes didn't look right... but yay go Teddy!

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Apr 7 2005 7:07PM
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jc_dunn
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but who is he? obviously hes a pimp but is he even a skier?

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Apr 7 2005 7:09PM
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schmuck
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he sounds constipated when he tries to talk when he's drunk. it's funny.

Apr 7 2005 7:14PM
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eastAR5
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wtf whos teddy knape?

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Apr 7 2005 7:16PM
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$westside$
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ummm who is he

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Apr 7 2005 7:17PM
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jc_dunn
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Shit i can see another greg tufflemire situation coming out of this.

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Apr 7 2005 7:23PM
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Bundo
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TEDDY KNAPE IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THE THREAD!!!! Plus if you don't know who teddy knape is by now then nobody is going to tell you, youre just going to have to figure it out for yourself. One time i told teddy that his fly was down and he got really embarassed, another time teddy told us all that he had a crush on a girl....but then he wouldn't tell us who it was, but everyone knows anyway. what a great guy. More nicknames for teddy are, Tour Guide Teddy (Takes it in the ass), and El Supremo Teddaweeeno

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schmies
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I also heard once that Teddy was declared Boyne Grand Champion, in addition to other regal titles he has earned. For example, his Excellency of Gary Indiana, Supreme Ruler of Uzbekistan, and The Squirrel Master.

Apr 7 2005 7:39PM
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jc_dunn
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uhhh... o and yea he has been granted the saint title for helping hungry kids and shit.

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Apr 7 2005 7:45PM
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schmuck
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he is also known in some circles as Teddyknape Crisis, Theo K-Napeee, and Edward.

Apr 7 2005 7:52PM
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joe_schuster
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This year he is hosting the Tedwin Awards in Beligham.

Apr 7 2005 7:54PM
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Five40Guy
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Teddy is the secret to a good relationship.


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Apr 7 2005 9:14PM
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ItsPhil
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is it true that the character captain america, is actually based on him?
i was in the bermuda triangle a few years ago and i overheard a busdriver talking about it

Apr 7 2005 9:45PM
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Sdot
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Everbody loves Teddy. He's just that fucking rad.



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Apr 7 2005 10:07PM
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five0
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i read in a bathroom stall that hes a direct descendant of zeus himself

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 7 2005 10:28PM
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Mattman
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HAHHAHAHA this is like the biggest inside joke ever!

haha EASTCOASTPRIDE!!! hell yea

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Apr 7 2005 10:41PM
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ItsPhil
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i farted one time and it sounded like the words teddy knape
upon further investigation it turned out i had mud butt and had to change my underpants

Apr 7 2005 10:43PM
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Joe.
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One time, I talked to Teddy Knape on AIM. I was sweating.





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Apr 7 2005 10:48PM
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ESB
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Teddy laughs from behind the camera when he's shooting, because he knows he's better.


'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
Apr 7 2005 10:53PM
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ESB
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Teddy got arrested on a kicker outside of an office building, then named his movie "The State of Michigan vs. Teddy Knape."


'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
Apr 7 2005 10:56PM
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five0
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im not in the joke...im just playing along everyone that posted before me is way too cool for me to have any idea what theyre talking about

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
Apr 7 2005 10:58PM
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Doghouse
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and then hes like "SPREAD it bitch." and then yous like "okay"




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Apr 8 2005 12:21AM
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schmuck
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one time I bought szechuan beef flavored potato chips, and Teddy ate some. But he didnt like them cuz he said when he burped a few hours later he could still taste them.

Apr 8 2005 12:32AM
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Bundo
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one time i saw teddy make out with this chick on a couch.

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Apr 8 2005 12:37AM
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Durtschi
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^ yea dude, that chick was mad hot





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Apr 8 2005 12:42AM
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J.D.
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FOOL! How dare you sully the name of the Grand Emperor of SuperPersia by comparing him to the lowly Teddy Blank! TEDDY KNAPE IS OUR LEADER. We made a cult about it.

... no really, a REAL cult. To worship.

Teddy once won the superbowl using only a zucchini and a loaded doberman.

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Apr 8 2005 12:46AM
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Bundo
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teddy saved my life by hitting a rabbit with a nintendo controller when i was choking on a beer bottle cap.

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Apr 8 2005 12:48AM
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DoUbLeF
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teddy wears tighty whities and a superman cape, so i let him jump on my bed.

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Apr 8 2005 1:18AM
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joe_schuster
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One time Teddy let me eat breakfast with him... then he took his shirt off and flexed his muscles for me for no reason. but im not complaining

Apr 8 2005 1:25AM
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DoUbLeF
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teddy use to tickle my toes for hours!! but go mad one day, but we still skipped home.

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