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Ok, so i live in a really ghetto town.

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timmi
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yeah. so i live in this peice of shit town, not going to mention were, but here is my problem

i am an extremely small person for my age, and i look like im 12, and im 15,

even a few weeks ago, when i would ride my piece of crap bike around town, i would get threats like, nice bike, can i have it, or give me your fucking bike, and stuff like that

well, now i bought a brand new bike, a really nice one, wich cost about 1000 dallars, and im wondering if people are actually going to beat the shit out of me and take my bike? what do you think?

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Apr 6 2005 8:06PM
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Frostfired
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if there r alot of black ppl yes
haha jus kidding
but ya prolly will get stolen



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Apr 6 2005 8:08PM
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willbski9
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carry a knife.

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Apr 6 2005 8:09PM
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skiierman
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What kind of bike is it?

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Apr 6 2005 8:11PM
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timmi
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man. im not going to carry a knife around. i would be to much of a pussy to stab somebody, they would take it and stab me.


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Apr 6 2005 8:11PM
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timmi
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and its a norco charger

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Apr 6 2005 8:12PM
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no dude, just paint the orange tip of an airsoft gun black, and bust it out on him. Dat nigger-face will run away crying for his bitch/mother.

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Apr 6 2005 8:12PM
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brokenback17
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i didn't know canada had a ghetto

Apr 6 2005 8:13PM
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skiierman
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A Norco? You better hope that shit does get stolen.

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Apr 6 2005 8:14PM
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timmi
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it doesnt look ghetto. but i will give you a hint to were i live. number 1 teen pregnancy in canada/capita.(theres nothing better to do, but)

yeah. i actually dont feel safe having anyhting of value in my town


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Apr 6 2005 8:15PM
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DunDunDun
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just paint it or something.or just dont ride it around town. if its cost $1000 you should be racing it, so just take it to races. fool

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Apr 6 2005 8:20PM
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freestyle_rich
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fuckin orillia right man!!! youre livin here with me woo!! this town rocks man! dont worry if anyone steals your bike ill get it back

Apr 6 2005 8:20PM
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shrEddie
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i think your the only one who knows the answer to that since we dont live in your neighborhood, but id be willing to bet that it will


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Apr 6 2005 8:21PM
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rightcoastskier
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is there ne way of u like... getting some riding buddies... cuz i mean u kno safety in numbers and all

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Apr 6 2005 8:22PM
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freestyle_rich
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man theres no gangs in orillia theres like 4 guys and a truck

Apr 6 2005 8:24PM
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timmi
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i think you see alot more of it when your my hieght. i dont no but i look at everyone like there going to mug me...

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Apr 6 2005 8:27PM
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Kevo
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If it is such a good bike just ride away real fast




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Apr 6 2005 8:27PM
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agentorange
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just learn how to defend yourself dude.

Apr 6 2005 8:28PM
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freestyle_rich
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how tall are u dude?

Apr 6 2005 8:31PM
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timmi
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5'1 ish.

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Apr 6 2005 8:36PM
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Ghst
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my bike get stolen yesterday :(

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Apr 6 2005 8:39PM
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freestyle_rich
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u remind me of one of my friends we go to tims and his feet skim above the ground when he sits down...have ppl really actually tried to beat u up when u just walk by?

Apr 6 2005 8:41PM
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KeegLove
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u betta pack ur mawwfuckin heat

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Apr 6 2005 8:41PM
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twintipteles
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haha i like how you say you're not gonna mention where but its in your profile, but that sucks if you can't use your bike

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Apr 6 2005 8:43PM
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taylor44$$
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ur bikes gunna get stolen 4 sure

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Apr 6 2005 8:46PM
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DunDunDun
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i got a crazy ass spanish guy in orillia..like he is crazy. he wa shere in lindsay but he transfered to orillia for some reason. and he is crazy ass. like a soccer hooligan almost haha

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Apr 6 2005 8:47PM
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eastAR5
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be stapped at all times yo

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Apr 6 2005 8:58PM
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friday01
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well if you really dont want it to get stolenjust carry a knife and if they try doin something just swing it at them, you dont have to stab em, and since yer in canada im guessing they wouldnt mess with you if u just whipped out a big knife on em

Apr 6 2005 9:01PM
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ECfreeski3
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paint that bike so it looks shitty

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Apr 6 2005 9:01PM
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that bike is shitty

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Apr 6 2005 9:03PM
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timmi
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ok. so its decided that i either gotta pack some heat or always have my big ass friends around?

ok. i think i can handle that...fuckin jelous bitches gotta take my bike...

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Apr 6 2005 9:05PM
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timmi
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alright. its off topic. but ill bite. whats bad about it.

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Apr 6 2005 9:06PM
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frp1080
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get a gun and fucking pop anyone who tries to steal your bike

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Apr 6 2005 9:45PM
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TwinTipRider
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tim ne one go near you ill rip there head off and hollow out there eyes and fish with them ! oh and dont be a bitch

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Apr 6 2005 10:02PM
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Jessbuff
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I've got two words for you: ANABOLIC STEROIDS.


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Apr 6 2005 10:14PM
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Lefroy
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oh man.. orillia.. that place is the most boring town .. but really, its not a ghetto.. its more of an old person/hick town.. so just take away the old mans cane if he takes it...


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Apr 6 2005 10:21PM
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Apple
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hey, Norco Chargers are good bikes. stop bashing them everyone. all i can tell you is get a good lock and have it on the bike at all times when your not riding it.

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Apr 6 2005 11:15PM
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Salomonman
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pack heat

Apr 6 2005 11:27PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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Just wear a ski mask when you ride it.

Apr 6 2005 11:32PM
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Sharpy
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thats what you get for getting a 1000 dollar bike, you should have a cheap bike for just riding and a good one for traisl and what not


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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

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Apr 6 2005 11:49PM
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snowbird4life
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if someone trys to steal it just act like your fucking crazy, it might scare them away, it might not, and just know everyone takes there licks in life, so if you do get your ass kicked, you will know who did it, life goes on and you can always kill a motha fucka

ive got another version of the pole dangle, its pretty funny too, gets cold when i do it on the lift tho.
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Apr 6 2005 11:52PM
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