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Whats the deal with pro hoes?

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snowflake
Posts: 163 - Karma: 12
Ok. There are these two chix at my school all they do every weekend is go and hang out with supposible 'pro skaters' They are the biggest groupies i've ever met. They brag about getting hooked up with free stickers and giving blow jobs.
I hope there isn't any chix like that in skiing. Or alot of pro's out there are going to be dying of aids fuckin soon!
Oct 21 2002 9:03PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
haha - theres plenty of Pro hoes in skiing.. to bad I have yet to encounter one myself... but I've heard of the venerable pro hoe named 'Dave Pauls' ... careful, he lures you in with candy, but it turns into boy on little boy real fast.


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Signs!
This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 21 2002 9:16PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
Trust me when I say this - there are hundreds of pro-ho's that look for skiers.. and they don't give up... and they are a lot of fun for the singlg guys and always a good laugh.. but seriously have to get a life when it comes to a pro with a g-friend
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Oct 21 2002 9:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
oh theres def. pro ho groupies out there. theres those type of girls in every sport, and every aspect of life. they're just goldiggers, but with better taste.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 21 2002 9:23PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
golddiggers.. i would more call them 'dick diggers'.. cause that's all their after. On snow jam the girls would do anything for a piece of a pros ass.. it was soo funny
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Oct 21 2002 9:34PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
pro hoes are funny. i want pro hoes...

Darryl Hunt

'im still inoocent darryl no worries... im saving myself for dave [pauls]' Rebecca
Oct 21 2002 9:48PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
awh k. you make having sex with a pro sound like a bad thing..
hahah

I like the name 'Swollen Members' - Mike Duncan's dad.
Oct 21 2002 10:00PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
no - not at all.. but it is still just a regular person.. pro or not.

But - no harshness to pro hos.. they are an amusement to have around.
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Oct 21 2002 10:08PM
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ProHo
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
Prohoes represent.
I mean, think of all the ugly pro skiers out there that ned to get laid.
They deserve ass too.
Oct 21 2002 10:17PM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
true - and that's cool..

just as long as they keep to the single ones.. it is allll gooood
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Oct 21 2002 10:20PM
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andyrightcoast
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Oct 21 2002 10:26PM
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andyrightcoast
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Oct 21 2002 10:46PM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
GODDAMN YOU... grrr.... i cant mention names... but SOMEONE.... is going to get it... I swear... SOMEONE..........


NO NAMES NO NAMES NO NAMES...


grrrrr


-Andy

Attack of the Killer Stop Signs!
This Winter, You're coming to a dead halt'
Oct 21 2002 10:50PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
1 Word:

Japanese ;)

Oh yea


'I'm still Ugly'
Oct 21 2002 11:48PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
if you want pro hoes go to freeskier parties

oh..... my......god

word to jah godz

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Oct 22 2002 10:36AM
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skilikeagirl
Posts: 343 - Karma: 11
canonrider is right.. freeskier parties are really good for those.. !
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Oct 22 2002 10:55AM
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Cam
Posts: 2313 - Karma: 56
pro hoes are funny



keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
Oct 22 2002 11:18AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
well damn right, When Im pro, Im gonna expect to get followed around by hordes of women offering me their bodies, there best be, or I gotta find another sport.


ok, sorry, I take it back...IM SORRY SKIING!!ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!!


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 22 2002 12:03PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
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Oct 22 2002 12:43PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
ahahaha! please, don't start questioning some people on this site about their pro-hoe-ness... i could make fun of a few people - even if it's just me laughing.

Darryl Hunt

'im still inoocent darryl no worries... im saving myself for dave [pauls]' Rebecca
Oct 22 2002 1:18PM
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rwkobs
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
When are you guys going to realize that women want it just as bad if not worse than guys, they are just better at hiding it. Pro skier or not, show 'em some love and you'll reap the benefits. Then you can be like Ludacris, 'Ho's in every area code.'
Oct 22 2002 1:24PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahaha,
I got hoes in 14 diff. area codes..sweet


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 23 2002 4:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i know a pro hoe who only 14 years ol
Oct 23 2002 11:12PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
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-Dan
''An object at rest cannot be stopped!''
Oct 23 2002 11:17PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
maximusushi, u give a new name to the word drunk. we the other ppl of ns and the world, can only strive to reach a level of drunkeness that u can so easily obtain. congragulations, u r now my idol.
Oct 23 2002 11:57PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
ask andy about all the 14 year old ski racer girls at hood, those are some fucking prohos


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Oct 24 2002 12:17AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
by the way, if you're chillin at a party andd talking to some hott chick, try telling her you're a pro skier or snowboarder, you WILL get laid


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Oct 24 2002 12:18AM
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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
I've decided to become a pro-ho that way i can get a piece of Kristi or Sarah or if im real lucky Jeff Thomas, I mean Wendy Fisher, ya Wendy.

There's always someone as horny as you are ugly
Oct 24 2002 1:04AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
i need a whole heap of pro hoes and then i can ride around with them and we can be the pro hoe posse'. hitting jumps, stomping rails, blowjobs on lift rides etc... yeah !!

any pro hoes out there hit me up




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Oct 24 2002 3:43PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey baby, whats your name




SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
Oct 24 2002 9:06PM
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