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Stretching While You Pee

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Sharpy
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I was goign for a nice run around campus and then had to pee. So I go into this building and walk into the bathroom and start peeing in a urinal. I didn't want to stiffen up, so I was stretching my quads, groin and calfs while peeing. People gave me weird looks so I explained that I am running and had to stretch to keep loose. One guy laughed and tried to give em a high five, but he hadn't washed his hands, so I ran out of there.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 6 2005 3:39PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ It's true. the worst is finding dried up piss in obscure places. Especially when you have to clean it up... In my house, I've seen it on the seat, on the bowl, on the floor, at the hinge where the lid and seat attach.... on the vent (which by the way is about a foot and a half away from the toilet..) yeah that pretty much sums it up I think.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 12:19PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
^brother, boy friend, father or husband in fault there?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 12:29PM
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katesd
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^brothers, maybe father, boyfriend, friends, brothers friends... Brothers for sure, since they're the only boys that use our upstairs bathroom, as for the others, it's hard to say who as i've never caught anyone in the act....


-katie
Apr 8 2005 12:32PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
tough, you have to clean your bros pee? dang. i feel sorry for my sister if... oops.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 12:34PM
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d-loc
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HAHAHA reminds me of a lil dave chappelle and an R.Kelly skit.

im gonna piss on you, oh do do do, im gonna pee on you, yes i will, oh its good. its goes, drip drip drip. im gonna piss on you

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 8 2005 12:36PM
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katesd
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I only did if cleaning the bathroom was my duty.. which it often was because I chose it... it's easier and faster than the other choices that we had.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 12:36PM
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switch3grl
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dont worry happens to me too i have a brother who refuses to lift the seat when he pees and leaves shit all over the place and then is too freaked out by his own mess to clean it up...damn boys.



Apr 8 2005 12:39PM
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katesd
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^ hahah.... "ew my own pee... you clean it."


-katie
Apr 8 2005 12:46PM
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d-loc
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is the piss gonna seep into ur skin or somehow make its way to ur mouth... people need to stop being so afraid of the small things


--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 8 2005 12:49PM
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katesd
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^exactly, that's what I'm saying in my above post... but my point was that it's still not cool having to clean up other peoples piss... they should do it themselves. It's obvious, simple common courtesy.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 12:58PM
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almostaskier
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or an awesome thing to do: crap i missed! oh well, kate'll clean that up..."

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 1:10PM
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katesd
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ha if you were my brother, I'd wait till it was your turn to clean the bathroom then I'd get period blood all over the seat and see how you liked it.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 1:14PM
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d-loc
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^uhh thats uncalled for

--------------------------------- ---- -------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it. D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Apr 8 2005 1:15PM
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almostaskier
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duly noted, though my older sister has pulled that before. but you are obviously thorough, since you notice everywhere i would tend to miss on...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 1:17PM
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katesd
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^ hah d-loc really, no more uncalled for than intentionally leaving your own piss for someone else to clean up... you should scroll up and read what you posted exactly 26 minutes and 55 seconds ago... and then take your own advice.

"is the piss [or what have you] gonna seep into ur skin or somehow make its way to ur mouth... people need to stop being so afraid of the small things" -d-loc


-katie
Apr 8 2005 1:19PM
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J@nne
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hahhaaa pretty cool thread

Apr 8 2005 1:51PM
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almostaskier
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yet, if you had aids, i would tend to think that your bros wouldn't want it, and leaving blood behind is definitely like wrong. with urine you have good, wholesome toxins and water...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 1:58PM
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Lineskier-101
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Funniest thread EVER! I don't know how many times I laughed out loud.

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Apr 8 2005 2:35PM
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katesd
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yeah, I don't have aids... and blood is just good wholesome red and white blood cells, some platelets, and plasma... I don't understand why people are so afraid of blood.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 4:08PM
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almostaskier
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it stains linens, one of the most evil things ever, and when you suck on a wound, you have this weird iron taste in your mouth, which means you are eating tiny robot people who have invaded your blood stream. pee, on the other hand, is a beautiful hue of golden silk.
as prez bush would say: pee is the savior of freedom, blood a terrorist bent on destroying this freedom. nucualr baby!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 4:12PM
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Jessbuff
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The rhyme goes like so: "No matter how much you hop and dance, the last three drops end up in your pants."

It's so true too. It isn't like that when you're a kid though. It's as you age you have more difficulties getting it all out. So maybe that's why Michael Jackson prefers 8 year old boys?

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Apr 8 2005 4:16PM
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Lé.Skiing
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The Hardest thing to do is to piss with the lights off, cause your not sure if the lid is down, like last night for instance, the whole lid was down(the reason the lid is down is because our dogs drink out of the toilet, and one dog recently diagnosed with diabeties), so back to my story, i was watching dawn of the dead and all the sudden it was liek one seccond i dint have to go pee, then the next it was like i had been backed up with urin for 3 days, so i run into the bathroom without turning on the lights, snd i was like oh great is the seat down or upso i whip it our and sure enough the one time my parents acctuolly put cover down was the one time i didnt need them to. so I stopped when i felt the splash back on my shins... man does it ever sting when you have to stop in the middle of peeing, and put the seat up, then finish. I swear I was pissing for like 5 mins straight.. it was the longest piss ever, and after I finished i had to clean up the mess cause dryed up urin smells the worst.

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Apr 8 2005 4:22PM
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Sharpy
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I hate it when people don't flush. Two of my room mates down flush in there bashroom nearly enough and it ends up stinking up the whole ktichen. Luckily, the dude I share with flushes.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 8 2005 4:27PM
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almostaskier
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o yea man, the absolute worst is when you need to stop yourself mid pee... shuder. its so painful, and youre like, i need this, don't stop! daaang.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 4:29PM
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SkiUnit03
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guys, the shiverin you guys are all talking about, its called the final shake. just so you know.






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Apr 8 2005 4:31PM
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Lé.Skiing
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but shake it more than thrice and your playing with yourself.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 8 2005 4:32PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
wwwwhhhhaaaaat? no such rule exists!!!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 4:38PM
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Jessbuff
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Ya man, it's so hard to piss without lights. I was in Cuba and apparently the people there walk around with night vision or somethin. Anyways, I had no idea where the bowl was so I did trial and error. I errored and I got piss all over the seat and my ankles. It blew and I had to walk out past everyone too.

The worst is the person who had to take a shit after me, they would have no idea what I had done until they sat in it.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Apr 8 2005 4:53PM
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Sharpy
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I hear if you pee in public palces in cancun you egt gang beaten by the police and then put in jail with the biggest gay man they can find.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 8 2005 5:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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in that case I'd piss on a cops vehicle.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 8 2005 5:33PM
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scientist
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ya they are cubans, not asians

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Apr 8 2005 5:42PM
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jc_dunn
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why do you gotta hover in the bathroom? just because other girls bums have been on the seat (which i might add i know most girls make out with eachother so i can't see why it owuld be a big deal to sit where they were sitting. Quit being so paranoid... sit down and relax.

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Apr 8 2005 5:47PM
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katesd
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because from a young age we are taught that you get crabs and herpes and other gross shit from public bathrooms. and because people piss ont he seat, and no one wants to sit in anyone elses piss.


-katie
Apr 8 2005 6:05PM
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flippintricker
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what if you were doing it in a bathroom, and had some sort of pissing fetish?

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Apr 8 2005 6:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah i have heard some cases of that acctuiolly happening to aquentences of mine... every one bugged him for it, it was pretty funny tho... well atleast he claims it was from a public rest room.

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 8 2005 7:33PM
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ItsPhil
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stopping mid-tinkle is a death sentence

Apr 9 2005 3:12AM
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[~_~]
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haha Katesd is officially the coolest NS female...waaait second...I piss with the seat down all the time. I guess it's because I'm like the masta fuckin sensai of peeing.


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Apr 9 2005 4:17AM
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Sharpy
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I always piss on the seat, just to piss people off, cause thats how we do it in mutha fuckin bethel maine, bitch


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 9 2005 11:50AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 92
look out what you say... if you find blood on the seat tomorrow, we all know that kate will be to blame. she is dangeresque...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 9 2005 12:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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that was distubing... ho i inturprited it anyways

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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

Apr 9 2005 1:22PM
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almostaskier
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he he exxxcellent *twiddles fingers*

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 9 2005 4:10PM
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eLevate
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hahahhah holy shit what a thread.
anyway, you know those like urinals wheres theres like 50 in a row at hockey games and whatnot, well, ive always wanted to go start pissing in the end and just suddenly run sideways and piss all over fifty people, zip up and run.

My sig gets fucked up if i put it in, so i just dont have one.
Apr 9 2005 4:34PM
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$westside$
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haha

-------------------------------------- n They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold. ~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
Apr 9 2005 5:23PM
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Sharpy
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That would be golden, also because people look so funny when running sideways

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Apr 9 2005 5:31PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Kind of off-topic, but did you ever walk into a bathroom only to find someone taking a shit in a urinal? Happened to me twice.

And this other time there was a huge line at every urinal at a show and some guy just went "sorry guys, but I just can't", then went to one of the sinks and pissed into one of them, then walked out with his head hanging pretty low.

******************* 'I'm the master of low expectations.' 'I understand small business growth. I was one' -Dubya!
Apr 9 2005 7:37PM
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3ski6guy0
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getting pushed by your friend when your taking a piss definitely sucks

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Apr 9 2005 10:39PM
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Sharpy
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its funny to watch though, to keep that from hapening, if your friend comes to push you, you turn quickly and pee on them

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Apr 9 2005 10:52PM
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oakleyaaa
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freestyle pissing is the sickest piss stop and throw some huge tricks all while still trying to hold it in

its definetely the sickest

Apr 9 2005 11:40PM
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COCKTOMUS_PRIME
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god i go to look up how to stretch a tall - tee and i find this you early ns'ers are crazy haha
what other gold lies in the dead threads?
Jul 15 2012 6:28AM
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Alexander_Keith
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LOL good find
Jul 15 2012 9:13AM
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