Replying to Stretching While You Pee

I was goign for a nice run around campus and then had to pee. So I go into this building and walk into the bathroom and start peeing in a urinal. I didn't want to stiffen up, so I was stretching my quads, groin and calfs while peeing. People gave me weird looks so I explained that I am running and had to stretch to keep loose. One guy laughed and tried to give em a high five, but he hadn't washed his hands, so I ran out of there.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole