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Alright, guess i have to start a new one.
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But basically, i am THE greatest person alive right now. I'm pretty much the best at everything, including grammar. I had the best thread a few nights ago. I have the best everything.....every night. Just let me know if you think you're better at something than me. I don't hold grudges (because i am the best at not holding grduges) so if you think you're better at something than me, I'm not going to still be mad once I show you I, in fact, am better. I do, however, carry a knife, so prove to me that you're better than me at something in real life and I will not hesitate to stab you.
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ha, hahahaha, you spelled grudge wrong motherfucker, i win!
I like pie.
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i bet i can kick your ass in tetris.
I must find the perfect spoon.
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ooh, that i can do, as well as pac man, old skool style.
I like pie.
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i'd kick both you ass in tetris, i'm bassically amazing at it, no joke
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well, you can't be the best at everything, because, technically, you can't be the best two things that contradict each other.
i.e. since you're the best at 'everything', you must be:
-the best at bailing
-the best at not bailing
how the hell could you be the best at both of those when they basically mean you suck and you rip, at the same time. it doesn't make sense man!
so, without question, i think i'm better than you at making sense.
and if you can't understand what i'm trying to explain, it's also because i'm better at comprehension.
by the way, i'm also willing to bet i'm better at c++ programming than you are, because i just flat out rock that shit.
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and i guarantee i'm better than you at basketball and tennis, bitch. you're not so good after all are you
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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
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I bet I can be better at being modest than you.
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I think I am a better speller than you.
'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jcrew Represent!
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im better at courtesy flushes than you are
i time it up perfectly
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youre probobly better than me at ping pong.
if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
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ya u suck at most things.
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I'll bet you a100 bucks that I'm better than you at satisfying myself.
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that would be really funny if we had another ATLANTASKI on our hands. even though i hope this guys just messin
If you rape a hooker, is it shoplifting?
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looks like we're all pretty much better than you guy
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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
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im better at breaking my leg.....i rule that shit
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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I bet you I'm better than you at stabbing people.
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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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he wins
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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!
Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today
Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
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i'm better at getting good grades with out any effort i bet. I also bet i am better at skiing than you since most people who say they are better than people actually suck. I also bet i am better at life. Not the best, just better than you.
Join the homework sharing cult today!
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I'm better at Worms World Party than you
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah
You A-hole
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im a better at eating more spaghetti than you
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I'm better at having a uterus than you are.
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im better at soccer than you are
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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
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I have better grammar than you, a better five-o-clock shadow, and better ACT scores.
We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
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you skate...are you the best at skating...come on down lets play some poser
"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" -Boondock Saints
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i nkow i is beter at garmmer adn spalling thne you.
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
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BLP
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i can quiff (sp?) better than you!?!?!?!?! haha what now...however in spelling you got me..
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I bet you my uterus is hotter than yours.
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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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I'm better at being strait than you.
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fuck you my uterus won first prize in a pageant.
-katie
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I AM better than you at skateboarding.....and if you want proof just take a look at my profile its all there.
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you just contradicted yourself
I am the best in procrastinating
I am the best in sleeping through classes
I am the best at fucking w/ my school
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Just ski.
Rider for 7-Fold
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sounds like pretty much everyone is better than him.
oh by the way,
I'm better at sitting in this chair I'm sitting in than you
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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
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You only won that pagent because I lent my uterus out that weekend and could not enter. I declare shananigns and I'm challenging you to a uterus off! Here are the rules:
1) Contestants must flawlessly perform the dance of the uterus.
2) Contestents must demonstrate proper care for his/her uterus by chugging 3 pints of beer.
3) Contestants must complete the uterus obstacle course.
Do you accept my challenge?
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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
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im better than saying Jazz_Skellington u got owned by everyone is this thread, and u suck at life making most of us better at life than u
"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
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I thought you jumped of your Balconey
You have a inflated head
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Do you know how to ski? Do yo know what a side cut is, P Tex, Switch, Din, Giro Tune ups?
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No dude, trust me, you are definitly not the best at fucking with your school. My dad when he was in school did stuff you probobly would never even think of doing, and if you even thought about it your mind wouldn't be able to hold a concentrated thought on it, overloading your brain causing an emergency release of thinking tension setting off a chaotic series of events that would eventually lead to your body bursting into a cloud of fine blood mist.
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ill school you all in mario. i beat mario bros. 3 in 17 minutes, beat that. unless yer that guy that beat it in 12
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