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End of the world

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brokenback17
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
Just herd the dumbest shit ever by this religious group the "FLDS" they said that the end of the world is tomorrow. LOOK OUT.






Dumb Fucks

Apr 5 2005 6:28PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
you never know


but i highly doubt it. what happens when it isnt the end? what do they plan on doing with the reast of their lives?

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Apr 5 2005 6:33PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
tomorrow eh? that mean i wont have to do the essay due on thursday, or any of my final presentations next week. sweet deal. I knew it would happen sometime in the next 7 years, i just didnt know when.

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Apr 5 2005 6:42PM
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freestyle_rich
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tomorrow? looks like i wont die skiing

Apr 5 2005 6:52PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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tell me what they believe in real quick so if the sky is falling tommarow I know which god to pray to.

We pay our debt sometimes.
Apr 5 2005 6:54PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ ahahahaha, that was perfect


-katie
Apr 5 2005 6:57PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Pray to your own God to receive salvation

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
Apr 5 2005 7:00PM
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Bhudda is the only god I'd chill with. Pudgy smilie people make the coolest friends.

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Apr 5 2005 8:13PM
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JazzyJ
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haha^

i heard the end of the world was in 2012, the end of the mayan calender. But im sure other calenders have ended before our current time. Honestly, im not too worried

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 5 2005 8:16PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
fuck i don't get my cast off till friday .... can they delay that shit or somethin?

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Apr 5 2005 8:20PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
post a link or something so we can see what they are saying

Apr 5 2005 8:21PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
actually, just go to this to check out the end of the world:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

Apr 5 2005 8:23PM
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whoisikeEh
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thats gay ive seen too many times DOUCHE^ i cant wait to see if the world ends in 2012

Apr 5 2005 8:27PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
haha thats so old

Apr 5 2005 8:48PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
it is old, but still funny, if you have seen it too many times, dont watch it, ass^^

Apr 5 2005 8:51PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
so old, i watched it before it was on funnyjunk, and it was funny then.


I AM CANADIAN
Apr 5 2005 11:17PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
holy shit, 2012 is my guess as well

I heard that the mexican calender ends there... I'm too young to die!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis Quoting Mattman* from Mar 30 2005 7:56:53: I ask CKO, its trueI almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs ...
Apr 6 2005 12:46AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
meh, all these 'what ifs'. who cares. it's out of our control and up to the american government.

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Apr 6 2005 12:53AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
Well.... So far so good.


-katie
Apr 6 2005 12:33PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
who the fuck knows

Apr 6 2005 12:33PM
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lineskier10
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OH MY GOD THE SUN IS GETTING CLOSER TO THE EARTH AS WE SPEAK, HOLY CRAP ITS SO HOT, SAKLDJASKLDJAL;SKJ SDJLKASJLDKSAJ, HELP ME ITS BURNING, AHHHHHHH, SLDJA'SLDKA'L;SSALK

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Apr 6 2005 12:48PM
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JoakimHayland
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 43
oh shit! i have to ski right now then!:O

Apr 6 2005 3:59PM
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switchskier88
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thatd be cool then i wouldnt have to write my 15 page term paper and maybe id actually go to heaven if its real... probably not but maybe pergatory, i hope i can make that at least

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'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
Apr 6 2005 4:17PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
meh, whatever.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 6 2005 4:26PM
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