Replying to Old catholic beliefs on sex

I just had a course in history that explains the sex rituals in the middle ages.
Listen up conservatives...
(If you answer the contrairy of the answer written,IT IS A SIN!!!)

Feeling Randy?
yes
Are you married
Yes
Is this your wife?
Yes
Married more than 3 days?
Yes
Is your wife menstruating?
No
Is your wife pregnant?
No
Is your wife nursing child?
No
Is it Lent (religious day)?
No
Is it Advent (religious day)?
No
Is it Whistun week (religious week)?
No
Is it Easter week?
No
Is it a feast day?
No
Is it a fast day?
No
Is it Sunday?
No
Is it Wednesday?
No
Is it Friday?
No
Is it Saturday?
No
Is it daylight?
No
Are you naked?
No
Do you want a child?
Yes

Than you may have sex.But be careful;No fondling,No lewd kisses, No oral sex,No strange positions, Only one, TRY NOT TO ENJOY IT.
Good luck, wash afterwards and don't forget to pray for forgiveness!


Intresting don't you think?

Responsability,what's that?