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Freudian typos

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katesd
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I know you've all done it, totally accidental sexual typos, I bet freud would love to psychoanalyze these.... common ones are...
"yeah, I wan tit" or..
"just gimme a sex"

Today I was talking to someone and I said that I was thirsty, and the guy tried to say "go grab a coke" but instead he said, "Go grab a cock."

haha, I almost died. Anyone else have any good ones?


-katie
Apr 5 2005 12:34AM
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Galin
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uh... i was typing something up for my mom once and she was watching me, and instead of writing "full" i wrote "fuck"... that was awkward.

May 4 2005 4:00PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i heard you have marvelous breasts

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May 4 2005 4:04PM
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JazzyJ
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freud's a wierd guy. "Dont put a pen in your mouth" it means your gay

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 4 2005 4:06PM
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Vicious
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where does all this info come from?


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May 4 2005 4:08PM
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alisly
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whoa i just took a test on Freud like an hour ago

May 4 2005 4:25PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea didnt he say the whole human psyche revolvs around sex??

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May 4 2005 4:35PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea didnt he say the whole human psyche revolvs around sex??

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May 4 2005 4:56PM
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Anathema
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'i'll stick my meat in your bum'

...ah shit, i actually meant to say bun. that was funny, when we were talking about burgers n shit, and i actually typoed the 'bun'


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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May 4 2005 5:15PM
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RenegadeZ3
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too bad he smoked like 25 cigars a day, more phallic than putting a pen in your mouth.

May 4 2005 5:31PM
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tandan83
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haha...freud got carl winslowned



I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640


May 4 2005 5:47PM
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Skipig25
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in my middle school yearbook they did a little profile on all the teachers with their favorite shows and books and stuff. For one of the teachers favorite shows instead of "boston public" they wrote "bost on pubic" Then they printed 300 copies and gave them out. That must have been embarassing

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May 4 2005 6:00PM
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SteveStepp
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kated im guessing your in sme kind of pyschology?

We did that frued stuff






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May 4 2005 6:16PM
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JazzyJ
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haha no wonder he said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 4 2005 6:21PM
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rebel
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Nope. Never. I'm perfect.

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May 4 2005 7:24PM
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MLB
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yeah well he was bull shit, talked about babies having penis envy. man that was just too much.




Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
May 4 2005 7:30PM
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katesd
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Wasn't it girls/women who he said have penis envy, not babies?


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May 4 2005 7:34PM
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*542*
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one time i was in PE and instead of saying hit the ball, i said shit the ball. the kid was fat.



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May 4 2005 7:34PM
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MissMontana
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^ hahaha.
i always have those. in papers and stuff i'll randomly type words like Shit or Fuck, just 'cause i'm so used to swearing when i write anything. they crack me up, unless i dont catch them and turn in a very explicit paper to a teacher and consequently get a shitty grade.

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May 4 2005 7:40PM
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yojimbo
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when i was like 13 i was talking to my grandmother about what i was learning in science and i was like "yeah right now were learning all about orgasms and stuff" but i meant to say organisms she was like what the fuck?


May 4 2005 8:10PM
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Vicious
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i wouldn't expect anything different from someone named dick-juice


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May 4 2005 8:12PM
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skierdudeguy
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my friend rachel cook wrote rachel cock once. that was humorous. not really halarious, but we all had a good chuckle

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 4 2005 8:37PM
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katesd
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^ hahah, that's pretty funny.


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May 4 2005 8:40PM
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(Jonesy)
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yea, this one time, my ex-girlfriend and i were having dinner, and i meant to say, "please pass the salt" but instead, i said " YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!" bad timing, but i got my point across.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 4 2005 9:08PM
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tandan83
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^you stole that from a movie, didnt you. i cant remember which one though



I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640


May 4 2005 9:11PM
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(Jonesy)
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i'm not sure. i've heard my dad say it, that's where i got it from.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 4 2005 9:12PM
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freestyle_kyle
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ahah that reminds me of a joke...
lil jonny coems home from school one day and his grandma asks wahat he learned. He said we learned about penises and vaginas and breasts and sex!

His grandma got so mad at the fowl language that she sent Jonny up to his room. WHen Jonny's mom got home, she asked where Jonnny was. The grandma said "in his room because he was saying bad words."

The mom explained that thats what kids were learing these days. So the grandma went up to Jonny room to apologize and walked in on Jonny masturbating. She said, " Jonny, when your done your homework you can come down for dinner."

hahah

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May 4 2005 9:17PM
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