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Pro Skier Sluts

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Powerade
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
You guy pro skiers know who you are!
Shame.. Shame.. Shame.. in Are Sweden.

Disgusted


Apr 3 2005 5:34PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
they're called pro hos


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 3 2005 5:48PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
whatcha talkin about willis

I HATE NY PRODUCTION
Apr 3 2005 5:49PM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
COUGHKRISTILESKINENCOUGH



'core shots just mean you're badass.' -itsbackfliptime
Apr 3 2005 6:02PM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
WTF?



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Apr 3 2005 6:05PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
yea man it pisses me off too! spong REALLY needs to tone it down a few nothces.


-Joel

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Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Apr 3 2005 6:10PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
dude wtf happend

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece
Apr 3 2005 7:05PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
so confused

.....shes hot if she were a president she would be baberham lincon--Sugarbushwit
Apr 3 2005 7:07PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
I think he means guy pro skiers who are sluts.


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Apr 3 2005 7:27PM
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hamburger
Posts: 71 - Karma: 14
what a dumb thread

Apr 3 2005 7:34PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
haha. male sluts..not possible

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go to jibij
Apr 3 2005 7:37PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
uhh jigalos^

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
Apr 3 2005 7:53PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
Posts: 617 - Karma: 8
if we knew what they did to become these so called "sluts" then maybe the thread would be better

Apr 3 2005 10:25PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
jiggawhat?

Apr 3 2005 10:30PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Jiggawho?

----2ond in Command of DANSA----- *bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
Apr 3 2005 11:16PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
shut up already, your life is pointless and gay, kill yourself do us a favor.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS
your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
Apr 3 2005 11:22PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,109
man-ginas

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 3 2005 11:24PM
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flatspinblunt
Posts: 469 - Karma: 10
i bet they took on a trsin from tanner and CR and who knows whol else, that makes a pro hoe

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Apr 3 2005 11:36PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
i dont see how spong... a 14 year old asian kid who is very chill and quiet can become a "slut"?


CHEESE CAKE - COMING 2005!!!
Apr 3 2005 11:57PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ cause hes asian.

all asians like the cack

_________________________ check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
Apr 4 2005 12:29AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
i felt like a pro-ho after i had an orgy with battersby, burke, leskinen, cummings.

Apr 4 2005 1:05AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,109
dude that would be so amazing, i would die from the magnatude of that situation

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 4 2005 1:16AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
it would be a 9.2 on the richter scale.

Apr 4 2005 1:18AM
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eheath
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i think if anyone experienced it, some kind of explosion or ocuard happening would go down

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 4 2005 1:20AM
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ATLANTASKI
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you forgot jen hudak

I HAD MY BAR MITZVAH ON NS
Apr 4 2005 1:20AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ no i didn't. she wasn't invited. oh shit. you know who i did leave out though. the olsen twins. here is the list of my orgy-
battersby
leskinen
cummings
burke
mary-kate
ashley

Apr 4 2005 1:30AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
sorry for the confusion people.

Apr 4 2005 1:31AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,109
add lindasy and paris hilton then ur set

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 4 2005 1:49AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
i am suprised you didn't say michelle parker, shes tiny blonde


Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Apr 4 2005 1:58AM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,109
o well , im sure if that orgy actualy happen the world would end

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
Apr 4 2005 1:59AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
tiny and a blonde*



Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Apr 4 2005 1:59AM
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Jokeri
Posts: 747 - Karma: 14
wtf

Apr 4 2005 4:11AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
wow just wow

I HATE NY PRODUCTION
Apr 4 2005 4:27PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
hahahah. it would be great if one of them saw this

Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills my mind, I somehow found you and I collide. Howie Day
Apr 4 2005 4:33PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
They will. People don't always seem to get it... this industry isn't very large.

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Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 4 2005 4:38PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
Posts: 246 - Karma: 10
im a pro hoe... im not pro but i all the chicks dig me

Jazz flutes are for little fairy boys
Apr 4 2005 6:37PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^^ everyone has their dreams.

Apr 4 2005 6:40PM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
ok............ crazy thread i tell you what burke can be my pro hoe any day she wants


'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
Apr 4 2005 8:25PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
If I was a pro skier I'd be the biggest slut ever.



Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Apr 4 2005 8:29PM
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anderson22
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the pro guys are the biggest sluts by far

Apr 4 2005 11:57PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
i'm sooo lost right now.



-Keegan McGinnis.
-ski for life.
Apr 5 2005 12:00AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
thats ony gigantic orgy. but yes you did forget michelle parker, shes hot too

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go to jibij
Apr 5 2005 1:07AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
i changed my mind people. the olsen twins are the only skiier chicks i need. 3's a crowd. image 7....

Apr 5 2005 1:09AM
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FeL-X
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I saw a kid at my hill wearing a tee shirt which said : If you're a Hoe IM A PRO!!!

haha I giggled


I like them short, I like them fat.
I dont care I lay them on their back! ---------Wiener freestylin in the chairlif

Apr 5 2005 1:11AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ dude... your icon... my dream women....

Apr 5 2005 1:13AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
why is it whenever my friends go to sweden they return with stories of beautiful women, bounty, and tonnes of booty. its one big orgy

its like all they do is screw in sweden

work to live...not live to work. work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101 ...i didnt do it
Apr 5 2005 1:52AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
michelle parker is my type, I really hope she sends me a message some day, *sigh*


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 5 2005 1:56AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
i don't get, i don't even think the olsen twins are hot... maybe im weird...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 5 2005 5:47AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
^its called homosexuality. don't u watch tv?

yay skiing
Apr 5 2005 1:41PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
maybe. can i be your butt slave?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders*
Apr 5 2005 2:15PM
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d-loc
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^plug away, hes not stoppin ya


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