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What makes girls horny

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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
For all you fucking pimps out there what makes girls horny.

Apr 3 2005 2:20PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
how bout: 1.massage
2.kissing
3. boobs (add #2)
4. off with rest of clothes
5.MR.BANGTASTIC

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Apr 14 2005 6:26PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
sippin on crunk juice

r n r n -Steve Stepp "In the Farmhouse things will be alright"
Apr 14 2005 6:29PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
backne
its so underrated

Apr 14 2005 6:30PM
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Geoffrey
Posts: 1219 - Karma: 11
money and in highschool, popularity....sry but its true

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Apr 14 2005 11:01PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Haha, dude. It's not "money," it's "security." Sounds so much less shallow that way.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 14 2005 11:28PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
rebel makes me horny


official NS bitch
Apr 14 2005 11:29PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
That's not to say that guys shallow. I've avoided girls because they weren't good looking.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 14 2005 11:29PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
rebel makes everyone horny

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Apr 14 2005 11:34PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
really?

yay skiing
Apr 15 2005 1:33AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Just from reading his post, I got a massive hard-on, so yes I would say he makes everyone horny.

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Apr 15 2005 1:25PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I found out last ngiht that if your name starts with a J, girls will be all over you

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW
Apr 15 2005 1:30PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
^ hahah. i must sayyyy. ive never been with a guy .. or been interested in a guy with a name that started with a J

Apr 15 2005 1:41PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
^That would imply that you're not interested in me, and both you and I know that that's just not true.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
Apr 15 2005 1:51PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
it's true, at least for me... I love J names. I dont know why.


-katie
Apr 15 2005 3:15PM
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Ktownchic
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^^ shit. howd u find out i was?! hahha

Apr 15 2005 3:21PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ sorry man, I can't keep a secret.


-katie
Apr 15 2005 3:32PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
the neck and upper shoulder, just above the clavicle, is a good place to start.
ill tell you what does NOT work: sucking a girls finger. my retarded friend tried this once and she laughed in his face then told everyone about it. what a bitch. he claimed he saw it on the tv show Sexual Secrets

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Apr 15 2005 6:35PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
hhahahha

Apr 15 2005 6:54PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
my tounge inside of her vagina. duh

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Apr 15 2005 8:41PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
penis

-------------------------------------- n They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold. ~my english teacher wanted to flunk mein junior high,by the time im finished ill be 35, i smacked him in the face with an erasor,chased him with a stapler, and told him to change the grade on the flipin paper~ BRAD RAD*NORTHEAST CULT*
Apr 15 2005 10:43PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
A sneek squirt gun attack on the cooch will usually get the girls wet.

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Apr 15 2005 11:05PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ hah!


-katie
Apr 16 2005 2:00AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
it's all about the light finger tips on her sides and back. works every time...

Apr 16 2005 2:02AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
roofies

Apr 16 2005 2:05AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
the key to turning any girl on is proper use of fingers, lips, and tongues in the right places

its as simple as that


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Just shut up and ski.
Apr 16 2005 2:17AM
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Big5hifty
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i loled so hard at this...

gotta bump

Sep 10 2009 1:01PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
i miss the old ns
Sep 10 2009 1:10PM
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beowulf
Posts: 893 - Karma: 164
hahaha

andy parry, before he was a god, was a creeper
Sep 10 2009 1:59PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Thread should have ended right here.

Some girls really like getting their ears nibbled on too but not all, and if you push your thumbs into that soft spot on the inside of their hip bones that gets most of them as well.  Also that knee tickle thing where you act like you break an egg over it, if you are good at that.  Tickling generally goes down well.

Also fear, or feeling skanky.  Again depending on the girl.

But mostly alcohol.
Sep 10 2009 2:03PM
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WikiWiki
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I miss skierman- for all the newbs out their- this is a true post whore
Sep 10 2009 2:05PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Kevin you were a fox back in the day!
Sep 10 2009 2:30PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
god i miss him sooooo much...that whole controversy really hit its climax around the time i started my first username

he was such a legend, i wonder what happened
Sep 10 2009 2:33PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
 get a whip and beat it
this is a good bump
Sep 10 2009 3:53PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
 get a whip and beat it
this is a good bump
Sep 10 2009 3:57PM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
didnt he get the ban hammer multiple times?
Sep 10 2009 4:06PM
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h_bar
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me
Sep 10 2009 4:12PM
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Bagels
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chloroform
Sep 10 2009 4:17PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
hahaha classic stuff. These posts were made on the day I joined, I am getting nostalgic.
Sep 10 2009 4:33PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
THIS



WORKS!!!
Sep 10 2009 4:37PM
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uh_lis_uh
Posts: 609 - Karma: 16
Incubus music! oh wait that's just me... never mind.
Sep 10 2009 4:40PM
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YooperSteeze
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Are you fucking serious? That would be Helen Keller dumbass, not Anne Frank.
Sep 10 2009 4:43PM
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akikutis
Posts: 148 - Karma: 11
best thread ever.
Sep 10 2009 4:55PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sep 10 2009 5:16PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
hahahaha please tell me you did not get helen keller and anne frank confused...ahahahahahahahhaha

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if keller were alive she'd be facepalming you too.
Sep 10 2009 5:21PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
you can facepalm me aimee ;)
Sep 10 2009 5:26PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
i'm horny.



--welp there you go guys ^ something that makes a girl horny.
Sep 10 2009 5:27PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
robes and wizard hats
Sep 10 2009 5:28PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
Tie a leash around her neck. Put peanut butter of yourself and tell her to lick it off like a dog.
Sep 10 2009 5:36PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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booze and country music

failproof
Sep 10 2009 6:05PM
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