Replying to Fucking daylight saving

Instead of telling all this stuff about the pope, thats what they should have said on the friggin news. This morning I woke up at 5 to catch a greyhound bus to whistler leaving a 6:15. At 5:50, when my mom woke up to take me to the bus stop she asks me if I was sure the time hadn't changed. I turn on the TV and...FUCK FUCK FUCK im so pissed off right now missing a friggin good day in WHistler...




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.