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So, like, who's pope now?

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JFerg
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so now that sean paul the 3rd has passed, who gets to be pope? how do they choose the next one? ill volunteer if no one else wants to...

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Apr 2 2005 4:44PM
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hendrik.
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Man, you are fucking retarded.


The election for the next pope starts 14 days from now when the cardinals meet for conclave.

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Apr 2 2005 4:51PM
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Skipig25
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the cardinals all go into there little room, and pick a new pope. When they pick one, they send a puff of white smoke up through the chimmney, to let everyone know there is a new pope

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Apr 2 2005 4:53PM
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JFerg
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who is in contention for it? is it going to be one of the current cardinals? or can it be anyone the cardinals deem pope-worthy?

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Apr 2 2005 4:56PM
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hendrik.
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usually there are a couple of cardinals who go into conclave as favorites, and all the cardinals vote for one of the one they like

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Apr 2 2005 4:59PM
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kyle_w
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but, any unmarried catholic male is in contention to be pope. not just the cardinals

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Apr 2 2005 5:01PM
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LPT_311
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sean paul the 3rd
thats almost funny

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Apr 2 2005 5:06PM
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daniel_insam
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the popes neme was John Paul 2nd not Sean Paul 3rd



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Apr 2 2005 5:07PM
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skifree919
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its like eurotrip with teh white smoke, too bad that movie wasnt very good. Woohoo that means im eligible to become pope.

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Apr 2 2005 5:10PM
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PowderCanuck
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^good luck with that

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Apr 2 2005 5:13PM
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JazzyJ
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i bet its going to be a south american pope or african

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Apr 2 2005 5:17PM
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nothanks
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Actually they do this.

Many vatican officals and cardinals meet in a room in the Vatican City. They do so in the next 15-20 days. They have candidates for the next pope. Then each person in the room casts a vote for a candidate. Once one candidate wins a 2/3 majority, he is declared winner. From there, they burn the white ballots in a fire place, letting off white smoke as a signal, to a new pope being elected.

That should clarify some misinformation given.



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Apr 2 2005 5:17PM
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Lateralis
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silvia brown predicted that the next pope will be a black man........we'll see if she was right



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Apr 2 2005 5:19PM
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Jessbuff
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I nominate 50 cent.

First off for his knowledge of the bible: 50 - "In da bible it says what come around go around."

Secondly for his use of metiophores: 50 - "You like a diamond in da dirt dat ain't been found."

Thirdly because he is currently idolized above God Himself.

And finally because if he were the pope all of you 14 year old trend whores would think it was cool to be Catholic and religion would make a surge like never before witnessed.

Go 50.


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Apr 2 2005 5:22PM
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JazzyJ
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wow the physic(sp?) whos always on maury??

to most people who dont have a clue about the catholic chuch that may be surprising but africa and south america have huge numbers of catholics. For example at my church we've been through 4 different african priests and we only have 1 white priest.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier NS Skateboarders
Apr 2 2005 5:23PM
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skifree919
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hahahaha jessbuff that would be great. Your examples are inrefutable evidence as well

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Apr 2 2005 5:26PM
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t-man152
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hahaha

Apr 2 2005 5:28PM
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chillonhill
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Does that mean Mr Bishop will be Mr. Cardinal
Only a yok, No offense to him!

Apr 2 2005 5:31PM
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ryan.c
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who said 50cent? wow

Apr 2 2005 5:36PM
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chillonhill
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50c is a jerk

Apr 2 2005 5:38PM
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ReggaeConcept
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If you think about it, one of the best things Catholocism could do is to nominate someone of at least moderate fame.


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Apr 2 2005 5:47PM
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Sharpy
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go arnold


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Apr 2 2005 5:50PM
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Craigskis
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COming to a church near you,

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Apr 2 2005 5:53PM
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homestead
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it was john paul the II, not the III

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Apr 2 2005 6:10PM
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SteezePatrol
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doesn't black smoke mean that the pope died?

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Apr 2 2005 6:17PM
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lizziebeth
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Apr 2 2005 6:20PM
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Anson
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damn, that rules me out.

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Apr 2 2005 6:45PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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lol go fifty

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Apr 2 2005 7:05PM
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