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The Ultimate Weapon against someone who's allergic to everything
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Condoms filled with peanut butter. They become projectiles of doom.
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Sacadelic
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peanut alergie is one of the worst ones out there. dont try it if you dont want to kill the persson because there is a pretty good chance they will.
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I dont really understand the evolutionary advantage of allergies, they just don't make a lot of sense
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^haha true...
it's like a step backwards
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I'm allergic to peanuts!
I hate emo.
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that would be hilarious,. but make sure you want to do time in jail b4 doing it
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i would imagine that it'd be hard to unwrap a condom thats covered in peanut butter...better make sure there are no dogs in the room too
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most allergies arise from not being exposed to something in childhood. for instance, farmers never get dust or pollen allergies.
the peanut butter one is different tho
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Im severly alergic to anything penut. Basically if i eat it and cant puke or take medicine fast enough im a gonner. A little while ago some dumbass friend accidentaly gave me a penut butter cookie, you can feel your throat, cheeks and toungue swelling up.
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Easy thats crazy, how much time do you have to take medicine if you eat anything with peanuts?
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It depends, usually benadril will work within like 15 minutes, if i dont got that i have to have an epi-pen, which is like a 3 inch spring loaded needle i have to shoot in my leg.
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yeah with some people they have to get epinephrine (epi-pen) within a couple of minutes or they asphyxiate just from the swelling... throwing a peanut-butter filled condom at one of these guys would be sorta mean.
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i hate people con allergies. they suck so bad
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i feel SO bad for anyone allergic to peanuts
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prolly like 120, me and bob white (linesnowblades) hit it once and the same time and went so big out blades fell off!!!!!!! We were like shit our blades just fell off, thats not supposed to happen!!!! What a day.
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I think allergies are an overreaction by the immune system. So people who have overly sensative immune systems are allergic to stuff.
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haha alex...patt walsh is alergic to peanuts...hahah
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...bahahha
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In one school they had to rid of anything peanut butter beacause one kid was so allergic to it, that even coming in contact with it could kill him.
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haha dude thats what they were for. walsh is allergic to everything so we were gonna throw condoms filled with peanut butter at his house.
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Sacadelic
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hahah, alex, you nutcase.
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We had this guy stay at our house when i was a kid, he was a billet from another city here for a swim competition, and we had to hide all peanut butter / peanuts because the scent of it could make him sick, and if he ingested anything peanut he'd die for sure.
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sorta mean? that would be very mean, they could die dude
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