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Don't ever judge a girl from the back

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Parkboy
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So i'm at orientation for college next year and this lady is showing us around. Me and my friends are looking around trying to scope out the babes haha. I see this blonde with a pony tail looks decent. She turns around and BAM fucking man. Looks like a fucking neanderthall version of goldilocks with a face full of whiskers and god damn it looked straight at me I'm usually good at keeping a straight face but I laughed so hard, felt so bad. So ummm yeah read the title lesson learned.

Apr 1 2005 2:03AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
thanks for the advice skippy


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 1 2005 2:04AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
hahaha, idiot



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Apr 1 2005 2:05AM
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ItsPhil
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chicks with facial hair arent THAT bad

Apr 1 2005 2:07AM
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Sharpy
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the worst is when they have a nice body, but ratty face. You get so torn.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Apr 1 2005 2:08AM
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Rossi00
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
There are plenty of others dont be worried. I have found hot girls to be everywhere, you just have to look.

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Apr 1 2005 2:16AM
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Parkboy
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^you bet this was a rare find though

Apr 1 2005 2:19AM
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(Jonesy)
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haha, you checked out a dude ass...

I like pie.
Apr 1 2005 3:10AM
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shea.
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great story, keep trying

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Apr 1 2005 5:48AM
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t-man152
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how did you confuse a guy with a girl? did he have a fatty? did you just feel like snuggling against his tight little body?

haha. you should have gone up to him and complimented him on his sexy adams apple

Apr 1 2005 7:24AM
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d-loc
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you checking out that mans ass?

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Apr 1 2005 7:48AM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
thats scarry

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Apr 1 2005 9:01AM
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norcowolverinerider
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haha sucks to be you!

Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Apr 1 2005 9:06AM
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fulltiltrocker
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Did your friends catch you checking him out?

let that sink in for a minute
Apr 1 2005 9:40AM
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eastAR5
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yea my friend was like "damn yo look that girl has a fat ass" when we were in the lift line once then "she" turned around and it was a guy

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Apr 1 2005 9:54AM
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d-loc
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maybe thats telling you something... hmmm maybe just maybe ur attracted to men?

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Apr 1 2005 10:03AM
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J@nne
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aHAhhahahaaa that`s hilarious:DD

Apr 1 2005 12:43PM
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T.L.
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hahahaha FACIAL HAIR!!!

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Apr 1 2005 12:57PM
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InfernoHits
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yea man.. does that make you gay? You did look at a guys ass and say "wow thats decent enough to keep looking at"

Apr 1 2005 1:07PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha i bet thats a good life long lesson

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Apr 1 2005 5:24PM
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Craigskis
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breast hair is where i draw the line, he he

live by the N.E.R.D
Apr 1 2005 5:31PM
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KRASHED
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bad pick up line from a chick, "if you like this hair why dont you go alllll the way down my back"

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Apr 1 2005 7:38PM
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back_woods
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sucka


Apr 1 2005 8:01PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
haha you guys saying i'm gay the only thing it told us was that there's some weird motherfuckers around. I don't know what it was could of been a man,women,half man half women,half women half ape, who knows I just know it was fuckn hilarious and I hope I never come across someone like that in a K-mart restroom

Apr 1 2005 9:25PM
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forfun
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hahah there is this new trend goin around at mt hood where all the snowboarders started comin to the moutain and riding in TIGHT motherfuckin jeans; like womans jeans. anyways my friends like damn i would do her, 'her' turns around to talk to some friend and has this deep, deep voice. freakin priceless




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Apr 1 2005 9:32PM
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ryan.c
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not at all, god if u liek em go to france

Apr 1 2005 9:44PM
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