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SkierX

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SkierX

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SkierX

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SkierX

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turdchunk

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That show is the best.. Most of the episodes are good.. The one where Bart gets sent to bording school and Lisa wants to join in too.. That was a little bit funny, not my faviriot though..

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Jul 26 2001 2:37PM

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Freestyla_01

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What? no more beer? what am i supposed to tell my customers?
Well how about some caulk moe? some delicious caulk?

Jul 26 2001 3:39PM

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newschooler14

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yea hthe bear baron one is probrably one of the best

Jul 26 2001 6:37PM

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AppSkier

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the one where homer bus that girls SUV, and he thinks its cool. Then the guys at work make fun of it and he steals marge's car. That one is cool. Oh god, the one where homer turns into a boxer and fights Tyson. He takes a wild swing, falls over, and tyson punches his head a million times. And when homer ges to the chili festival and goes crazy after he eats the insanity pepper is cool

Jul 26 2001 7:08PM

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SkierX

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'Marge, don't discourage the boy from weaseling out of things! It's what seperates us from the animals, except for the weasel of course!'
~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

Jul 26 2001 11:16PM

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Freestyla_01

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and he misses drederick taytum with a punch, then tytum punches him on the top of the head... haha

Jul 27 2001 1:56AM

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AppSkier

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He fought mike tyson. You stupid idiot.

'What part of no dont you understand?'

Jul 27 2001 12:24PM

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taimaishu

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dude i have that episode on tape and he fights taytum not tyson (im watching it now)

no beer and no tv make homer something something

Jul 27 2001 1:16PM

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SkierX

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It is Tatum. I destinctivly remember that episode!

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

Jul 27 2001 1:20PM

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Bart becomes a ballerina. Its the only one I've ever seen.

'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'

Jul 27 2001 4:53PM

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SkierX

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Ourenglish teacher was awesome this past year. We picked apar the storyline of a Simpsons episode to find out how much was based on current events. Almost every episode is greatly based on current events and modern news.

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'

Jul 28 2001 12:36AM

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wannabegangster

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homer is the best without him the show would be nothing.

Jul 28 2001 12:22PM

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Freestyla_01

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Moe- 'hey homer, how would you like to be heavy-weight camp of the world?'
homer- 'well, sure moe'
moe- 'ok, all you have to do is fight drederick taytum. heres your parking pass'
homer- 'wow. GENERAL. so who is this drederick taytum guy? another Hobo?'
moe- 'uhhhh. ill have to check into that'
**goes to the springfield penetentiary**
-guys rioting in jail. drederick is sitting there eating salad
drederick- 'hey hey guys. come on. shut up'
-guys all stop fighting and go back into cells and lock themselves in
some guys- 'sorry champ' 'sorry' 'it was jerry'

hahahaha. i love that

Aug 8 2001 4:23AM

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coz

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it's definitely tatum

Aug 17 2001 11:33PM

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WillBallin

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yup

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Aug 18 2001 2:05AM

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DREW

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Loner

the one where they go skiing, marge gets hurt by the cockoo clock, lisa tricks homer and bart into thinking that they have lepracy.

That one is so funny

Aug 20 2001 7:34PM

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AppSkier

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I also like the one where homer goes on a fast and they tie him up in center field.
'Ive never made a mistake, I thought Imade one once, but I was mistaken.'

Aug 20 2001 7:59PM

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Machete

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haha yea. i think we should just have everone say a quote for the simpsons. that'll keep this post goin for a while. ok ill go first then.

ahem

'ok brain, you dn't like me and i don't like you. lets get thru this so later i can keep on killing you with beer' - homer

Aug 25 2001 10:06PM

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newschooler14

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i like the one when homer gains a lot of wait so he coan work at home.
computer screen:press any key
homer: where is the any key?
'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo

Aug 26 2001 1:10AM

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onedoorboy

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This is hard work, I think I'll order a Tab

Aug 26 2001 12:40PM

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AppSkier

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(Lisa and bart call moe's)
Moe-hello?
Bart-is Seymour Butts there?
Moe- hold on...(to drunks) seymour butts? I wanna see more butts.
Drunks-HAHAHAHA
Moe-(to Bart) you little, if i ever catch you im gonna play fetch with my dog with your trachea and(phone cuts off)
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Aug 26 2001 4:40PM

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WillBallin

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teh best part from the fat episode is when he's buying fat clothes and he says, 'I dont want to look wierd... Ill take the MooMoo

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Aug 26 2001 4:46PM

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wntrwill

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Homer - 'Look! That kids got bossoms!' (sp maybe) Homer chases him with a wet towel
Little foreigner - 'Don't make me run, i'm full of chocolate!'

Aug 26 2001 10:17PM

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rebel

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show marge you happy dance mojo

Aug 27 2001 6:04PM

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danthemandieselweaselkiesel

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Lame

yea its pretty much the greatest show i've seen... ever episode is the best one, so whenever theres a new episode is the best one that i've seen.
'lifes a b*tch then ya die'

Aug 27 2001 7:57PM

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clambake

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the lemon tree episode where millhouse meets his alter-ego is by far the best

Aug 31 2001 4:12AM

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The one where they go skiing and marge is sitting in teh lodge and that guuy Disco Stu tries to hit on her. 'Snow fox six oclock.' struts over, talks to her. Bart and lisa run up. 'Uh kids! Back away not today, disco lady' That one was by far teh funniest.

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'

Aug 31 2001 4:24AM

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Digital_Dave

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Best Simpsons episode: The one where Homer throws the party on international water. Nothing is better than a monkee knife fight... Furious George, lol.

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Aug 31 2001 11:12AM

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DREW

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hehehe, maybe this fog horn will answer youre question... WAHH WAHHH hehehe
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Aug 31 2001 2:12PM

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Digital_Dave

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Lol. No box-socials, no hootanannys, no shin-digs, no partys not partaaaays, no gatherings, ha ha ha best episode.

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Aug 31 2001 2:54PM

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DREW

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hehehe he already made the cards and they were like : 'Its a Box Social' and it showed him on tha trike!! OH MAn!!! hahahaha
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Aug 31 2001 3:10PM

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DREW

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wow, that was really ironic. i was talking about that episode and it acme on tonight!! it was crazy
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Aug 31 2001 9:39PM

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HVskier

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I just saw this the other night

[Homer eats some of Barts pills for ADD]
[Flanders and son watching next to fence]
'Daddy, does Mr. Simpson have a demon?'
'It sure lookes like it, run and get daddy's exorcism tongs.'

Sep 5 2001 6:36PM

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Calypso

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I love the Simpsons :) but I can't think of a particular episode because all my memories of them are merged together, I do remember that one where Homer gets a job with that Scorpio guy, and they kill James Bond, that one was cool.

Sep 8 2001 7:35PM

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