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jambone
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OK have you ever heard of some one over dosing on viagra? Yesterday this kid in my school (he is a total fag) overdoesed on viagra. These kids offered him five bucks to down 130 mg (5 times the recommended adult dosage) and he did. He started having siezures in class and had to go to the hospital. The fag got suspended for five days and is pressing charges on the kid who gave the viagra to him. That kid got expelled. I swear to god this shit is fucking real no joke. How could any one make it up? That kid is the fucking stupidest kid alive.

Mar 31 2005 8:37PM
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Jaskittin
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Wow, i acctually did luagh out loud when I imagened that in my mind, except I pictured the kid we always do shit to spasing in class. Damn, that is fucking funny.





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Mar 31 2005 8:39PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
wow ... pretty smart kid...

Mar 31 2005 8:39PM
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whoisikeEh
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everyone in the school should be able to give em a big slap on the face

Mar 31 2005 8:42PM
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friday01
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no its not funny thinking of the kid having seizures its funny thinking of a kid with a huge boner having seizures

Mar 31 2005 8:58PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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^lol...tha's great

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Mar 31 2005 9:01PM
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Jaskittin
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^word dude





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Mar 31 2005 9:01PM
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DunDunDun
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haha did he have a bone? cause if he did that would be prollyy the funniest picture ever. that would be graet too if he had a bone for like 6 horus and couldnt get it down and was int he hospital and stuff. haha

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Mar 31 2005 9:19PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
Just picture his parents arriving at the hospital, not knowing what's up...

Mar 31 2005 9:32PM
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gambino500014
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whats up? good pun

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Mar 31 2005 9:49PM
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yeah man, it's hard to down that much viagra, boy I tell you what.








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Mar 31 2005 9:54PM
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skier4life159
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BUMP^

Apr 8 2005 8:46PM
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alpineplease
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dude skier for life was he sprrrrung


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Apr 8 2005 8:48PM
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mr.ski
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oh shit, thats a great story.

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Apr 8 2005 8:50PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
bahhahahahaah wat a fag y would he sue its his own fault



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Apr 8 2005 8:51PM
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Craigskis
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The story wasn't funny, but those to pun's made me laugh so HARD,

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Apr 8 2005 9:23PM
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i8van
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 230
hahaha. great story

Apr 8 2005 9:29PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
my neck is a little STIFF from reading all those puns....

that kid needs a few smacks in the face

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Apr 8 2005 9:29PM
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yellav
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haha so awesome

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Apr 8 2005 9:34PM
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skierdudeguy
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i hate how he can sue the guy. its ridiculous.


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Apr 8 2005 9:34PM
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LostCarKeys
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This is funny too:

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Apr 8 2005 9:35PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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^ha thats great.

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Apr 9 2005 12:17AM
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guddgulf17
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gizoogle is dope

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Apr 9 2005 12:22AM
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^^^hahaha I love how every word says something like "shizzle, nizzle, drizzle" and then at the top it just clearly says the word "Thursday."

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Apr 9 2005 2:16AM
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ItsPhil
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erectionssss
flacid
such silly words

Apr 9 2005 3:00AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahah how imbarressing would that be. your in the hospital and your parents see you with a bone

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Apr 9 2005 8:03AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
and the dad realises he has competition...

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Apr 9 2005 8:05AM
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Apple
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I like how it just says "Thursday"

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Apr 9 2005 9:09AM
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JoeTheRipper
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Thats a big drug in our school all the guys take it when they are with a girl so they can fuck forever



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Apr 9 2005 10:38AM
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p-a
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 10
thats funny but why would he even think of doing something like that.

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Apr 9 2005 11:16AM
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ItsPhil
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some guys have limp willies
so they need a boost

Apr 9 2005 3:54PM
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tandan83
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130mg isnt that much. they prescribe it in 25 mg, 50 mg, and 100 mg pills, so there's almost no way he took 130 mg unless it was like one full pill and like half of another. and viagra is awesome even if you dont need it. i even gave my girlfriend it once and she said it was amazing. if it increases bloodflow for males, it would do the same for women.




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Apr 9 2005 5:52PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
He took 5 pills so they must have been the 25 mg ones.

Apr 11 2005 4:57PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
pretty sure flacid is limp dude

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Apr 11 2005 5:20PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
fuckin tomcats.

Apr 11 2005 5:40PM
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JackBach
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You win...HAHAHAHA

Not know "whats up"....that was the worst(best) pun ever.

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Apr 11 2005 5:43PM
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