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Where ski lingo is headed

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$westside$
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Skier:"Yo dude, im so gnna jerk off that jump!"
(goes off)
Friend:"DUDE THAT WAS TOTALY BONNER~~!"

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

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Mar 31 2005 5:49PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
you idiot...

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it! _________________________ - Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent) keep it real.
Mar 31 2005 5:49PM
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MHFreeriderD
Posts: 255 - Karma: 11
uhhhhh.......no




why use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice?
Mar 31 2005 5:51PM
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Gnarshred
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what the fuck...

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SKI TO DIE, LIVE TO SKI!!

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Mar 31 2005 5:52PM
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Rapt0r
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That was so bonesaw.

Mar 31 2005 5:52PM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
um.. i don't really think so.

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Mar 31 2005 5:52PM
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ski_rossi05
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thats awesome! r u a prophet?!?................idiot

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Mar 31 2005 6:35PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
i believe it

Mar 31 2005 6:38PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
...to hell

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',', stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
Mar 31 2005 7:00PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
way ahead of you, and ur definetley wrong. its food dumbass, we already have butter and pretzle (some ppl use margerine as a joke) we need a trick named pepper:
skier 1: pepper that shit!
skier 2: werd
loaf (short for loaf of bread?):
That loaf 10 was off the tomato dude.
make up yer own.



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Mar 31 2005 7:26PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
that was def bonerific



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Mar 31 2005 8:18PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
your a boner

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Mar 31 2005 8:22PM
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whoisikeEh
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god what a fucking faggot

Mar 31 2005 8:25PM
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Anson
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my friends and i just say whatever are in ski movies... like "a little too much hot sauce on that one" and stuff. It gets the job done.

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I wanna walk all over you.
Mar 31 2005 8:33PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
more like "confucious say...u go off that jump gnarly boy!"

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?! hehehe giggle giggle giggle
Mar 31 2005 8:36PM
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RoCkTwiNTiPs1919
Posts: 617 - Karma: 8
boner sounds good to me

Mar 31 2005 8:38PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
lame


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Mar 31 2005 8:39PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
haha pepper sounds pretty good, pep that shiat son

-kulpy-
Mar 31 2005 9:10PM
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ltsbackfliptime
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
are you serious?

Mar 31 2005 9:13PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
^how did you go all the way down to 5 posts?!?!?!?!

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Mar 31 2005 9:17PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
Graceful, and gossip are the next words, example


"your style was graceful dude!"


"That jib was totally gossip"

Mar 31 2005 9:20PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
ahaha my buddy always says he get a boner when i do something sick on second thought thats pretty gay

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Mar 31 2005 9:28PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
Ltsbackfliptime...nice

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Mar 31 2005 10:06PM
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monkeysteez
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New skiing lingo FOOD continued....
skier 1:hey buritto that jib son.
skier 2:werd
1: oh that ketchup nose was totally peanuts!
2:werd
1:u throw the worst cracker i have ever seen.
2:werd
1:i learned how to do a spaghetti this weeked
2: werd


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Apr 1 2005 1:22AM
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teamdummy
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bonner?

Apr 1 2005 6:50AM
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E_M_P
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who the fuck cares about the lingo, start worrieng about the proggression

Apr 1 2005 9:47AM
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eastAR5
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yo nigga see my mad flota cork 3z off that deep throat boota

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Apr 1 2005 9:52AM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
wow.......i like the food ideas...but this is pretty gay......

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Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
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Apr 1 2005 9:59AM
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skisebski
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wow thats fucking stupid


-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
Apr 1 2005 10:11AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
^ true dat go fuck yourselves

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Apr 3 2005 2:08PM
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brokenback17
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
you like bonners

Apr 3 2005 2:53PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Thanks for wasteing my time... How do you plan to give me my intelligence back?



Apr 3 2005 3:10PM
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TheWorst
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^ go kill yourself... your already dead inside

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May 30 2005 11:28AM
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Geoffrey
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reading this thread has done two things...lowered my intelligence and made me hungry ....so im gonna go get some food



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May 30 2005 1:27PM
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A_Longley
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no $weetside$ ur not in the slightest bit gay r u

May 30 2005 1:54PM
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mnjib
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its all going to go back to old english.


snap crackle pop
May 31 2005 1:31AM
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chugLIFE
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haha " was rather a neat bit of trickery there!"

-Ian Cosco
May 31 2005 1:33AM
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albatross.
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ha.

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May 31 2005 1:36AM
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mnjib
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i say old chap that was a mighty good fivehunderd and fourty degree arial rotation.just magnificent.


snap crackle pop
May 31 2005 1:39AM
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shasta
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
i like the food one.
"he hotdogged that HAAAARD!"
"did u check his mince slide"
etc


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like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
May 31 2005 8:09AM
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t-mack101
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that is great

dynastar crew in da house
May 31 2005 8:30AM
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mnjib
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^ why thank you.


snap crackle pop
May 31 2005 1:17PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hahaha good stuff

May 31 2005 1:34PM
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Schoening
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"that was brilliant"

May 31 2005 1:34PM
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d-loc
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that was a sweet turd burgular off that shakin blow hole



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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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May 31 2005 1:45PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
dude wheres ur posts?

whats up now bitch




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May 31 2005 6:22PM
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DuncanK
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Possibly the dumbest thread ever and here i am typing in it

May 31 2005 6:28PM
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Antoine.
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HAHA thats fucked up

May 31 2005 6:54PM
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Durtschi
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the cool new word is "Punt" or "Punting"





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



May 31 2005 7:03PM
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Beamer12
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fuck u..already like 20 posts on this

May 31 2005 7:32PM
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freeskier1316
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um......... no


'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

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