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Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
sex is the best the second time. then it goes downhill from there. but its still better than realizing you havent had sex and you start crying then use the tears as lubricant
Oct 22 2005 12:56AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Still no one seems to understand that no sex means just that. Not even with men. But i have kissed and made out with a girl. GIRL!!! Not GUY, GIRL.
Oct 22 2005 12:57AM
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rastaride
Posts: 355 - Karma: 10
My situacion seems similar to your except im 17 and hornier than a fuckin rhino and i still cant get any... poor me
Oct 22 2005 12:57AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
must admit. your post is quite amusing. keep it up!!
Oct 22 2005 12:58AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
your scenario is probably more like the 40 year old virgin scenario. Unable to get any and then he just gives up. I never wanted it from the start.
Oct 22 2005 12:59AM
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OReJow
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i only read a little bit of this, but it's kind of depressing.
Oct 22 2005 1:02AM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
go to a college party and find a cute fat chick, theyll fuck anything. and theyre usually hot on their myspace pictures
Oct 22 2005 1:05AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
wow gay... its offical you are a worthless cocksucking, cum monkey. who needs to get their testicles cut off and shoved down their throat.....usually i wouldnt wish this upon any man but you are the exception
Oct 22 2005 1:06AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
was ment for fahv
Oct 22 2005 1:07AM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
so if i want to become a pro skier its more exciting to not do it, good logic....oh and i seriously hate you, i dont think i could ever say that to someone i had never ment and mean as much as i do. its not what your doing either its your reasons for not doing it. so again i hate you so much
Oct 22 2005 1:18AM
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french_fry
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So why can't you simply read what he wrote and comment it in a regular manner, instead of being such a donkey dick.
Well thanks for the update. I assume that girl has recently asked you for sex or why would you post this now. I, however still think you are going to be missing out on something, not that ive ever had sex, but i do want to sometime or another.
Oct 22 2005 1:20AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Here is another way all you who dont see it through my point of view can percieve it. Now, there is one more girl who isnt taken. And one less guy to compete with.
Oct 22 2005 1:20AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
AHAHAHahahahahahahaha your a fucking idiot omg ahahaha

the east coast can come to my house and suck my dick and then make me dinner and die
Oct 22 2005 1:21AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
it's like flagelating yourself(whipping yourself to get rid of your sins) not to want to have sex
Oct 22 2005 1:21AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
you are probably some crazy omish/christian guy ahaah shit
Oct 22 2005 1:24AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
i like how you have been a member since yesterday, and already making fun of me.
Oct 22 2005 1:26AM
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Kendo
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he has a dam good reason for it
Oct 22 2005 1:27AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
hey favouracoura or watev, my bad dont mean to be an ass.

ok theres a name for this; like not being attracted to either gender its not gay. all i know is that it starts with an A. seriously
Oct 22 2005 1:32AM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
sorry to say it but you are gonna be one of those people that on their death bed say 'fuck I'm stupid', I can respect wanting to be abstinant, and understand not wanting a girlfriend but holy smokes buddy.
Oct 22 2005 1:33AM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
who doesnt want sex?
Oct 22 2005 1:34AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I cant take anyone serious on NS. If i did, i would be an uptight, anal loser and therefore...GAY. And the term is "asexual" which has already been discussed previously in the thread.
Oct 22 2005 1:34AM
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squibble
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ya got bored and skipped the thread to the end
Oct 22 2005 1:35AM
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fahrvergcougar
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It is truly astonishing how much controversy this thread has stirred up. I updated this thread around 45 minutes ago and already had over 200 views and about 20 replies. Never ceases to amaze me.
Oct 22 2005 1:38AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
hookers will have sex with u.......and odnt worry man alot of girls are stupid whores
Oct 22 2005 1:39AM
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squibble
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funny shit """"you must beat it like it owes you money"" omg thats good

ablagi boo blue blah blah blah
Oct 22 2005 1:42AM
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Download-My-Apps
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you must be asexual or somthing to want to go through with that shit
Oct 22 2005 1:48AM
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pommery
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wow i think it's amazing how big this thread has got. there are like three arguments that just keep coming around again and again.
Oct 22 2005 2:14AM
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mattster
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haha ohh man...
Oct 22 2005 3:39AM
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aussieskier
Posts: 805 - Karma: 182
ur not anything it sounds like ur not straight if you never have sex. is it asexual? and yes i think this is crap there is no way if you are atraccted to women that by the time your 40 you wont have sex but good luck anyway.
Oct 22 2005 5:15AM
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HighKing
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i think you play us for a sucker dude...every guy on earth is genetic destined for having sex...thats a subconscious desire...so even if this bet exists dont be a fool, take a chance and then u will enjoy it...thats for sure
Oct 22 2005 5:42AM
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Snowcase
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i don't get y u would do this bet anyway
Oct 22 2005 9:24AM
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zepscratch
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i respect that, if thats what he wants let him do it. and i bet no one else on this site could!
Oct 22 2005 9:29AM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
you sir, are an idiot.
Oct 22 2005 9:29AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
maybe you should become a monk or try being gay... who knows, if a girl doesnt please you
maybe a guy will?
Oct 22 2005 10:10AM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
I would bet any guy $50,000 no getting off in anyway shape or form for ten years. If you have a wet dream or just cum yourself you lose.
Oct 22 2005 10:41AM
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dandoy
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fucking idiot
Oct 22 2005 10:46AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
dude post a pic of yourself and we'll judge at how hard you'll have to work
Oct 22 2005 11:18AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
dude who wouldnt make that bet?
Oct 22 2005 11:20AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I will get right on finding a picture for all of you who are doubting that i am even somewhat good looking.
Oct 22 2005 12:44PM
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TheWorst
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how will your friend know you did...
Oct 22 2005 12:47PM
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scratch_this_
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Damn, even his title is loner.
watch 40 year old virgin. Do U wanna be that guy??
Oct 22 2005 12:52PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
There is no real way to prove whether or not i did or not. He is just going to have to trust me. You can usually tell when someone has or not. If he doesnt believe me, we could always go national with this thing. Radio stations, talk shows, and magazine articles. Asking women if they have had sex with this man. They would have to have substantial proof of course. And the funny thing is right now, he is in the marines and he wont be back for 4 years.
Oct 22 2005 12:56PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Seen that movie twice in the theater. First time i was in the back row making out with that girl i mentioned earlier in one of my threads. Second time was with my ex-girlfriend.
Oct 22 2005 12:58PM
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pedmiqueo
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shit, I feel bad for you. Lil G should kick your ass for being so mental.
Oct 22 2005 1:05PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
And did you even pay attention to that movie??? He was the one who ended up winning in the end. All the other guys had it wrong. And I am not putting the pussy on a pedistal, so to speak.
Oct 22 2005 1:05PM
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Subjekt
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haha dude no chance, i give you 2 years, and ull get laid.
Oct 22 2005 1:12PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I guess by makig this bet i was trying to prove to women that i am not looking for sex when it comes to relationships. And when i want to be with someone it is because of what kind of person they are. If were to have sex before 40. I would be married. No pre-marital crap. My body belongs to one girl and one girl only.
Oct 22 2005 1:13PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Ever heard of the term "Straight Edge"??? I am the Epitome. The poster child. The zenith. Which ever term strikes your fancy.
Oct 22 2005 1:16PM
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sKILOve07
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wow i dont think i have ever heard those words come from a guy before
Oct 22 2005 2:30PM
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N.Skinner
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its all bs...hes a LIAR! i dont think there ever was a bet
Oct 22 2005 2:32PM
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