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Friend Bet me...Sex...

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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
do you ever masturbate?

Apr 1 2005 8:24PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something.


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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
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Apr 1 2005 8:35PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
haha yeah but this kid doesn't want to have sex

Apr 1 2005 8:36PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Well then he probobly can't have sex because his penis is scabbed up from trying to get off with a pencil sharpener.


----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Apr 1 2005 8:41PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
just lie, he'll never know

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Apr 1 2005 8:43PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
wat is wrong with you?

Apr 1 2005 8:59PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
yeah dawg, just dont be a pussy. you must be gay or fucking weird if you havent kissed a girl by the time your 18. maybe you one of the kids who stays in thier parents basement after they are done with school and plays video games.

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Apr 1 2005 9:21PM
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powderlvr23
Posts: 163 - Karma: 11
you need some pussy dude. that or this is the dumbest way ever to ignore the fact that you're as gay as it gets.

" you're going the wrong way"

- what some guy said to me when i passed him while riding switch
Apr 1 2005 9:32PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
why would u bet that u wont ahve sex, it should b the other way around

Apr 1 2005 9:49PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
ITS ONLY BEEN METIONED LIKE ONCE BUT I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE ENTIRE THING. THIS IS JUST SOME KID MESSING AROUND AND DOING A CONVINCING JOB OF PISSING U ALL OFF. I CAN TELL BY THE POSTS HE MAKES ITS NOT SERIOUS!!!!!!

yay skiing
Apr 1 2005 11:19PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
*ADDITIONAL CAPLOCKS BANTER!!!*

yay skiing
Apr 1 2005 11:19PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I just love that fact that you all still think that i am gay WHEN I DON'T WANT SEX PERIOD!!!! is that not getting through to you??? And is it only bullshit because you could never do it????

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
Apr 2 2005 12:49AM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
does sex with men count? cuz it sounds like thats the direction this whole thing is headed.

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Apr 2 2005 1:16AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
hahah


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Apr 2 2005 1:34AM
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Jokeri
Posts: 747 - Karma: 14
bullshit

Apr 2 2005 2:24AM
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crm
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
I am so sorry dude.

Apr 2 2005 2:37AM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
sniff' sniff' i smell bull shit

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Apr 2 2005 1:36PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
why does it affect any of you?

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Apr 2 2005 2:27PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
yeah why does it matter to any of you whether or not this guy is getting any?






Apr 2 2005 2:30PM
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ski_rossi05
Posts: 386 - Karma: 10
i gusse the same reason it affects u.....its on ns

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off
Apr 2 2005 4:01PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
find someone you like/love and just do what u both want. if that includes fucking eachothers brians out or not, thats ur choice. but u pretty much have to find someone to be with

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
Apr 29 2005 11:43AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
dude the more you don't think about it the more likely it'll happen be yourself... girls will like you for that. Just don't fall in love because if shes the first your heart is going to get fucked.. secondly.. you really should get out and find a one nighter... the longer you leave that, the more girls are going to think your going to be a dead fuck when you do have sex. so... yah...

umm plus they'll think your weird... thirdly.. its said that by having sex you send a certain signal to a women. Its something they sence... visa versa... So i've heard.

Fourthly... its just the way it is... people have sex before marriage these days more then ever... Some girls might think your lookin for the right one in all when your really not... if you understand what i mean.. its a turn off...unless you can find a girl in a similar situation.

just my opinion.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis
Apr 29 2005 4:57PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
lol 18 and no ass yet.... wow.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER: if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
Apr 29 2005 5:10PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
yah but some people never get the chance... Its not there fault...

well only if they want it and they are too lazy to go out and work for it. haha

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
Apr 29 2005 5:14PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
wait... don't have sex with anyone your not commited to... one nighters are never good idea. haha... seriously just some good advice.


*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
Apr 29 2005 5:14PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
no its called being social + booze. the girl on the first page knows...

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER: if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
Apr 29 2005 5:15PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Whether its because of a bet, because of your values, or simply because you're just not interested (or maybe a compilation of those reasons), then that's fine. It’s not very often that one finds a teenage guy (or girl, for that matter) who’s not interested in sex, but that doesn’t mean that you’re strange or that you’re gay- its just that you have a different outlook on the matter. If not having sex is what you want, then go for it. Getting two thousand dollars for doing something that you were planning on doing regardless is just a bonus! (No matter how much two thousand dollars is worth by the time the bet comes to term.)

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
Apr 29 2005 6:05PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
that will screw ur life up 4ever dont even try to do it. not worth it

Apr 29 2005 7:39PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
dude go play the field. your gunna regret it.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
Apr 29 2005 9:02PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
several possible answers here:

You're gay

You're an 8 year old bitch

You're sarcasm is beyond belief

You're a retard

(NOTE:NOTICE CORRECT GRAMMER, I AM LITERATE)


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Apr 29 2005 9:09PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
he could be catholic too.




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Apr 29 2005 9:11PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
I think we should all stop bashing this guy. if its what he wants to do, than thats what he wants to do, i give him major respect for even talking about this subject.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Apr 29 2005 9:37PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
Im sorry man but i feel very sorry for you. You seem like a kid with increadbly low self esteem and i belive you might be looking for a bit off atention. And it is also healty to have sex and or masturbate. Its good for your prostate. I cant go a week with out beating it or getting hand or head. You might want to get checked out. You might have increadbly low testosterone levels which is not good. Good luck

Apr 29 2005 10:41PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
Well if you aren't going to have sex, at least you'll be able to focus on other things in life that you think are more important. Without the distraction of sex, you will be able to pursue art or writing or whatever. But at least give a relationship a chance.

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Apr 30 2005 3:07PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
I still don't see why it matters to so many people, personally I think it's a very interesting bet. You can achieve happiness without sex, for example Buddhist monks refrain from such acts. Do what you will with your life, we can't stop you.

-at least you went down naked- 'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
May 1 2005 1:50PM
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fucked_edges
Posts: 514 - Karma: 20
wow, i cant go for more than a week, and sometimes less. you must be a torso heap cut off at the bellybutton.

'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'
May 1 2005 2:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
im one of those kids that goes on the computer in my basement after school. i dont have any friends within like a 20 mile radius from where i live. my rooms down here too.

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
May 1 2005 2:29PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
how the fuck do you think its gonna ruin your life?

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
May 1 2005 2:33PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
he made his sn as a joke if you cant tell
look at his info.... i cant think of one newschooler who wont take sex

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May 1 2005 2:48PM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
y not have sex? the reason we are here is to reproduce, thats why girls have vaginas and guys have penis', so they can have sex together, u should join in with the rest of the human race and every other species and start sexing it up

May 1 2005 5:26PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
Only a virgin would make a bet like that!!!!

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May 2 2005 1:41PM
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jibster270
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 13
woah, i think this is the craziest thread ive ever read. thats gonna take some serious skill, and i have no idea how you would ever be able to do it. i think about sex quite a bit. but seriously if you ever get a crazy ass hard on, your gonna wanna jerk that shit or youll have a nasty case of blue balls thatll last for a good 4 hours. so i say you try sex, see how you like it then go ahead and make your bet.

May 2 2005 2:45PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
to the question of why it matters to alot of people: he made it public.

from that point on, people will want to see if they can relate to his choice, which apparently not many can, and people want to justify themselves to this statement if they feel guilty someway, or try to get the guy to see the light they see on the matter.

so people get involved and care because they don't understand how someone can't agree with them on something as "simple" as this.
i think thats why people care.

i know i care a bit, because i don't quite understand why someone would think this way. i quite respect your opinion, because i am keeping my promise to the Lord to maintain sexual purety all the way till marriage. the reason for my abstinence is because i believe that sex is a gift you should only share with one person forever in the holy union of matrimony, and not some selfish act we do for physical pleasure alone.

but to abstain completely from sex is something i do not understand. we are sexual beings, and God made sex as such a strong physical pleasure on purpose to be shared with the one you love. So i have a few questions:

do you think that sex is morally wrong?
because on a Christian religious standpoint, it is something beautiful to be shared with someone in marriage, not a sinful act, as the Catholic Church proclaims. it is only sinful if not done within the bond intended by God and just thrown out for the sake of physical attraction.

also, do you think that abstaining that long will keep your mind off it, or is it just you proving to yourself that you can make it with having sex?

i know i think about sex, and what it would be like, and that is, up to a certain extent, normal. but i also believe that lust is a very sinful thing to do, and that sex should not, like you say, control your mind. but not thinking about it might only make it worse, and to not abstain for the right reasons is bound to failure to some degree (if you aren't doing it for anyone else but yourself and this bet, you will find it very hard to keep to the promise you made).

anyways, i respect your stance, and if you are just faking it in an online prank, then i respect your faked stance on the matter. i hope you realise that sex isn't wrong, and that to abstain from it isn't denying that you are a sexual being, just suppressing that fact.

hope you get your 2k.

- Patty

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"It's NS...retards blend in." -J.D._May
May 2 2005 3:12PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
^thats the closest thing to right/knd this thread has seen so far. i aggree w/ everyhting but the abstinance...i guess in the modern world ppl just dont heed it, i probably wont

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
May 2 2005 5:06PM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
theres nothing wrong with ahving sex with a girl before marriage. the per marital crap is just a christian rule to prevent all of us having crazy orgy fun all the time. Its a way to prevent chaos!

Secondly. Don't go out and fuck any chick. Thats how you lose your integrity and respect. Make it mean something.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 12:46AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Boy, is this a long overdue update. Heh. Well now i can at least say that i have had the opportunity. And i told her no. She said that she would have most definately done me. But she completely respected my decision. So we just resumed making out. And another thing, girls really seem to dig the whole no sex thing. They think "Hey, a guy who actually thinks with the head on his shoulderz. Not the one between his legs." And to quote just one of many girls, "The whole idea in intriguing." Many new friendships have risen from this ordeal. And for the better. My first girlfriend can even vouch for me on that one. Funny how the movie "40 year old virgin" came out no more than 4 months after this bet. I think that i laughed more than anyone else who saw that movie. If anyone has any questions, i would be more than happy to answer them.
Oct 22 2005 12:49AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
unfucking believable. i didn't think you were actually gonna try and pull through with this shit. more power to ya... but im not gonna follow suit.
Oct 22 2005 12:52AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I never forced my opinion onto anyone. I just wanted mutual understanding.
Oct 22 2005 12:53AM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
you said no to sex? im not kinding when i say that you are a flaming homosexual. Or else you're afraid that she'll laugh at your small penis.
Oct 22 2005 12:53AM
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bermbuster49
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this kid is fucking stupid. nuff said
Oct 22 2005 12:56AM
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