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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
Friend bet me that i will have had sex by the time i am 40. Anyone else think that won't? Or am i the only one?? Or do you even think that it is even possible???

P.S. I have never had a girlfriend, hence i have never kissed a girl, and i am 18 years old...

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Mar 31 2005 1:23AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^^thats good im glad about it but you still need therapy, not doctors maybe but you gotta learn to love yourself and others again dude you cant live without that...




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The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 31 2005 7:48PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
LIKE TRYING NOT TO PISS BY THE TIME I AM 40, i am going to have to remember that one, WOW. And i am not christian, i no where near being religiously moral.

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Mar 31 2005 7:49PM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
just have sex when it comes to you, weirdo. sex is magic and happens to everyone, as my grandma says

Mar 31 2005 7:50PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
are you mormon or something? maybe you're just gay.

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Mar 31 2005 8:04PM
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public-enemy#1
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
mate there is something seriously wrong with u!!!! it is abnormal for an 18 yr old boy to not want to have sex....we have a thing called MOJO and it seems that u were born with none.
and about not even kissing a girl when u are 18...dude i feel so sorry for u. u really need to get out more.


i believe that maybe because u have had absolutey zero luck with women that u have decided that they are not worth the trouble........well ur wrong biatch they are totally worth the trouble. there is nothing beating good sex. but u dont know that do u. once u get a taste of the pleasure u are gonna regret every word u ever said about this

Mar 31 2005 8:40PM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
do you know the feeling of ejaculation?

Mar 31 2005 8:41PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
well if you think about it and you did die are kill yourself you will be freeing up resources for other people that could better the world, cuz by the sounds of earlier in this thread, your an ugly compter nerd that has no desire to reproduce.

And your life is being run by sex, becuase in your attempt to not have it, your avoiding normal things like relatioships

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
Mar 31 2005 8:47PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
what if... you fall in love with some girl, and you get married, and ur gonna say on ur honeymoon 'no honey, i cant have sex with you... i need to wait until im 40!BAHAHAHAHA. ur joking. theres no way an 18 year old guy can NOT want sex.




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Mar 31 2005 8:52PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
remember that guy darwin and that whole thing about evolution? well guess what bud your traits are officially out of the gene pool! I hope you realize how dumb this is you cant make a bet that you will have to follow fo more then 2 decades! I bet you will have a diff perspective 0on this in 8 years! you will give in to the cooch, you will fold to the powers of the darkside, we all do. this is kinda like 400 days and 40 nights

07' fo life bitch

I dont know what ya heard about me,
but ya aint gettin a smirinoff for free,
you can sit yourself, on-my-knee,
but keep ya hands off me P.I.N.T.

Mar 31 2005 8:56PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Why wouldn't you want to have sex? I dont understand, If your not christian or religous, why won't you just have sex, or drink alchol? You need to learn how to have fun. Instead of remembering my other quote, remember this: You only live once, make the most in the time you got bitch.





maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Mar 31 2005 8:58PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
I can understand giving up sex for religious reasons.
I can understand giving up sex for moral reasons
I can evern understand giving up sex for health reasons (maybe you're scared of STDs?)

But why the fuck would you give up sex for NO reason?

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Mar 31 2005 9:12PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Also, I think you said something about how sex rules our lives or something (that may have been someone else..?)

Well, skiing rules our lives too.. does that make it bad? Can you understand skiing better if you don't do it? No fucking way, man.

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Mar 31 2005 9:13PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
Didnt any of you kids pay atention in health class? its called absinance, and is the smartest choice to make. No unwated pregnacies, no STD's and now awkward kicking someone out of the house in the morning without serving them breakfast.

Also, on the whole kissing thing and if it would happen. Yes, it would. When you have feelings for someone you instincivaly try and get as close to them as possible. Its how sex works. when faces get close to each other you find you have contact of the lips. Suprise suprise Lips are among the most sensitive areas in the body and the number one body part that arouses a person threw physical contact. So lip on lip contact means stimulation and the sharing of a sensation. It is also a show of trust because you are alowing someone to completly invade your personal space. So yes, kissing would happen if youd never seen somone kiss befor.

Like a virgin on promnight!

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Mar 31 2005 9:17PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
Don't give into that propaganda! STDs are just the fabrication of the government to scare people from having sex, so the population won't get out of control

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Mar 31 2005 9:19PM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
THIS IS SUCH A DUMB CONVERSATION. THE KID IS OBVIOUSLY GAY! HE DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX? WHAT IS THAT? HE IS A FUCKING GAY IS WHAT I SAY.

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Mar 31 2005 9:24PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
HEY i'll remind all of you that this dude wanted to die not so long ago he made a thread about it so be a little more comprenhensive and less freaked out maybe he's not recovered yet and still cannot have relationships like a normal person, so help him out instead and try to make him wanting to have sex!...




Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 31 2005 9:26PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
dude, Gay people like having sex too. Im sorry to busrt your (and alot of other peoples) little bubbeled ideas about sex. everyone needs to stop calling this kid gay. you have no proof that he is gay, He did not say he was gay and he doesnt deserve the comments he is getting.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish
Mar 31 2005 9:30PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
man, you could just fuck all the girls you want, and then belike naw man im still a virgin. but really, like study kamasutra or something so you can like fuck this chick when your 40, and be like im so good haha

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Mar 31 2005 9:41PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
haha my 12 year old brother has gotten farther the nu

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Mar 31 2005 9:42PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
more girls for me?

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Mar 31 2005 9:42PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
your probably the kid that looked like a girl in elementary school and every body made fun of you cause they couldnt tell what you were and now u think ur getting even with the world by not having sex for 2000 cmon thats pussy money at least put some more money on the line if you think your serious or kill yourself

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Mar 31 2005 9:53PM
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linejib1260
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
waht kind of real man doesnt want to or have the desire to have sex.. im thinking youre gay... im agreeing with the others live life to the fullest
Ski, Get laid, and get crunk

Mar 31 2005 10:31PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
well really, if you're deciding to not procreate that's a good thing. we have way too many on the earth as it is..but, not reproducing and not fucking are two completly different things. I cannot begin to fathom why ANYONE would not want to have sex simply for pleasure. Well, more so I can not begin to fathom how anyone would willinglly hold back themselves from experiencing something so beautiful that makes you feel so damn good. Why would you want to close yourself off from an entire experience that you will never encounter in anything else in life?

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Mar 31 2005 10:54PM
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JazzyJ
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i know this quote is a few pages ago but come on have you never read the lyrics to smells like teen spirit Im sorry for that really

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Mar 31 2005 10:59PM
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a-line
Posts: 970 - Karma: 10
crazy thread

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Mar 31 2005 11:15PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
I thought that you all like to hear that my friend and I have just upped the bet to 3000 BIG ONES!!!!

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Mar 31 2005 11:21PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
You obviously havent skied down the great sand dunes national monument. so you can ski without snow.

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Mar 31 2005 11:27PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
haha wow....

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Mar 31 2005 11:42PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
If you were a girl I wouldnt car ecause i wouldnt talk to you anyways. Youd be fat, ugly and having a 3some every night with Ben and Jerry

Youre gay as shit. sorry, face it dude. IF you would never be i na raging hard throw explosive penis situatuon then you aare ugly and a girl wouldnt wanna get with you. Or are nto turned on by girls. which makes you gay.

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Mar 31 2005 11:44PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
Ok, I totally respect the ideology of abstinence until marriage. I agree. Your logic seems a little radical; you will be able to see and enjoy things more completely if you don't let one thing (sex, or the lack thereof) dominate your life.

I find it hard to believe that idealistic person like yourself would not enjoy life and feel the need to pass it on...If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either

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There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

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Apr 1 2005 12:16AM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
no booze, no sex, live a little dood....

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Apr 1 2005 12:22AM
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ninja29
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
You bet $2000 to not have sex until you are 40.

You're a fucking idiot. You may aswell hand over 2000 cause thats the stupidest, worst bet i've ever heard.
I wouldn't hand over the 2grand for the fact that having sex it worth it, but that you're a retard and don't deserve the 2grand; however i doubt you could make 2 grand being an imbicile.

Apr 1 2005 4:21AM
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SchweitzerSki
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i'm taking human sexuality class. it's awesome!!! anyways, if you can make it until you're 40, wow. amazing. suppressing all the temtations. i cna't spell. i'm drunk guys

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Apr 1 2005 4:33AM
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cHiPzArOy
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
damn. jc_dunn stole my icon! haha u bastitch.

Apr 1 2005 5:14AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you fucking homophobic morons are fucking retarded. just because you fucking idiots can't comprehend that this dude might in fact just not have any sex drive whatsoever. i hate to burst your fucking bubbles, but STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Apr 1 2005 5:29AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
maybe u are just a little l-----l sad

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Apr 1 2005 5:41AM
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PinPom
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
With a few exceptions, you all sound like a bunch of over-sexed zealots...

Apr 1 2005 4:23PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
Look at the following:

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If those do not provoke any thoughts in your mind, or any feelings you have only two options.

1) Admit that you are gay.
2) Go see a doctor.


Apr 1 2005 5:05PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hey your retarded....in your profile it says you want to protect your children and all children by not having sex....if you dont have sex then there wont be children am i correct?

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Apr 1 2005 5:21PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
I read somewhere that there are people like yourself who claim to be 'asexual'. But im gonna go ahead and claim bullshit on this one, the chances that its true seem pretty small. I can't believe not one person above me considered that this could be an April fools joke.

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Apr 1 2005 5:24PM
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oOOo
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
Dont know what yer missing kid.


Apr 1 2005 5:31PM
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Kornn101
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i hate you.

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Apr 1 2005 5:39PM
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SchweitzerSki
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hahah those pictures. are you sure those pictures don't turn you on even the littlest bit? wouldn't you want to find someone and have that whenever you wanted? you're weighing too much on sex. it's just an act. it's what it means to you that is making it so complicated. i'm confused

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Apr 1 2005 5:43PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
This is by no means an april fools joke. My friend who bet me is going to rent some webspace and make this thing worldwide.

***HOLY @#$%, Did you know that there is pictures of naked women on the internet??!!!***
Apr 1 2005 6:06PM
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shibby
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when you say ''sex'' does it include butt sex and oral?


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Apr 1 2005 6:21PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
it's just a phase. besides, the more you push it away, the more you get it. some things are weird like that.



Go baby go, it's a skiing inferno.


Apr 1 2005 6:45PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
It means no sexual gratification whatsoever

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Apr 1 2005 7:06PM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
but it doesnt count if i get raped...

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Apr 1 2005 7:06PM
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davyb
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
if everyone thinks that it is physically impossible. why dont u bet them all $2000 too.. i mean. they think that it is impossible and i think they would for sure wanna make an easy 2000 dollars.

i m not sayin its impossible. but i dunno why u would do that... u have some issues to sort out.

Apr 1 2005 8:19PM
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frp1080
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at my school kids bet on like who will get pussy first, your town must be different betting on not wanting pussy weird

Apr 1 2005 8:22PM
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